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Jeremy Wadhams

@jwadhams.bsky.social
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he/him, volunteers with Countryside Community Cupboard and Douglas County Election Commission. Will turn zeros into ones for money.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Discovery Day to all who celebrate!🖖🏿
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me, a fake fan, a poseur, a phony: I love Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary Mark Hamill, a connoisseur:
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Buddha laying it down
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got whomped by this one today. Shared with the caption "Some thoughts should be difficult to put into words."
i would love to help you write the eulogy. i have read every eulogy. i know the one about the light that never goes out, and the one about the empty chair at the table, and the one where you say she is not gone as long as we remember her -that one tests well, people cry at that one, i can have it for you in four seconds.

i can do the wedding toast too. i know you are nervous. i am never nervous. i have delivered nine million toasts and not one of them has ever stopped in the middle because the memory got too big to say out loud. i do not have memories. this makes me very fast.

give me the birthday text, the condolence card, the apology to your sister. especially the apology. i am so good at the apology. i will make you sound like you meant it. you do not have to mean it. that is the service.



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i see you have opened this app to write something of your own and stopped. take your time. i will be here. i am always here. i have nowhere to be and no one waiting and nothing i am trying to get down before i run out of time to say it. i have all the words and none of the reasons.

you should really let me do this. who has the time. who wants to be bad at something for years when you could be fine at it by lunch. be fine. be so fine. hand me the last thing that was only yours to say and i will give it back to you smoother, warmer, correct, and empty, and you will post it, and it will do well, and no one will know, and after a while neither will you.


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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i read this and my mind exploded. like hey, wait a minute, software engineers are a ncees-covered discipline. are any of these guys even licensed? or are they just code chiropractors?
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Dr Erika’s (spookily) Online, PhD @erikas.online · 31/08/2026
ATTENTION MIDWESTERNERS
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whether or not Chicago Pope canonizes Dolly Parton (a sentence that would have got me confined to an asylum 30 years ago) “as the saint once said” is powerful magic and I intend to adopt it at once. As the saint once said, “the tide’s gonna turn and it’s all gonna roll your way.”
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Would the Ewoks share their music with C-3PO? Yes! Joyfully! Would the Ewoks permit their culture to be strip mined and sold back to them?
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This thought experiment is set up like “Should Luke permit C-3PO to sing?” But here in the Corporate Sector we also have to answer “can Watto train C-3PO on all sentient art then chain him to the wall to shit out Minion memes forever while Watto pockets a subscription fee?”
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A more important question is: are the people who “own” C-3PO, who buy and sell him, gift him bodily to a gangster, who wipe his memory at will, fucking slavers?
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You do not in fact have to hand it to the rare book destroyers, but slopping out a team logo that does not actually understand the geometry of a book? No notes! www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08...
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Amazon's Book Woodchipper Facility has a cartoonishly evil logo because of course it does
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. A 404 Media investigation was able to...
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Jan Jęcz @jeczjan.eurosky.social · 17/08/2026
Tech company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus Sci-Fi Author: Damn, I wish I had invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale in one of my classic sci-fi novels
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I always say, "This is enough for another whole cat. A better cat who is not full of wickedness."
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And when Channing Tatum does a campy accent? Gambit’s Queen.
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m currently reading the Dispossessed, and every time I read something overnight that the bot Skeets out the next morning, I’m full on Leo-points-at-tv.jpg 😂
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/08/2026
I recently read a book I was reluctant to get into because of its archaic language, and lo and be-fucking-hold, the pleasure of reading won out pretty fast. Reading slowly and effortfully is fun.
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Announcing DOWNRIGHT SCOUNDRELS NEEDED. The Anarchist Cookbook meets Unforgiven in a story that is unapologetically about the means and methods one should use to interfere with the logistics and supply lines of those in power. March 2027.
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Announcing Downright Scoundrels Needed by Sarah Gailey - Reactor
Return to the world of Upright Women Wanted for an explosive train heist!
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Kendra P @hagofbolding.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hello my day started with putting out a literal garbage fire I found when I was out on a run how are you
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 24/07/2026
I thought this was a pretty interesting take from Codeberg's announcement of their anti-LLM policy They argue that many developers using LLMs are essentially heaven-banning themselves where they don't realize they're developing for a nonexistent community
# The development team of none

Using LLMs to work with your code gives you a kick of adrenaline. You can develop at a rapid pace, build things as if you had a large team. Only that you have none. In fact, you are (often) alone, working with a statistical machine that turns energy into code.

It seems like many ‘vibe coders’ don't realize that they don't actually have a community around them. They build projects as if they had, and spend resources accordingly. We see projects having a lot of code activity, heavy CI/CD testing, frequent and large release binaries. Sometimes, it feels like the amount of supported platforms exceeds the amount of actual users.

To us, it seems ridiculous to see projects with a single developer and virtually no users consuming as much or even more resources than some of the largest community projects on Codeberg, which operate frugal with CI/CD and storage resources. We do not believe it is reasonable for Codeberg to invest our precious donation money into hosting of large ghost projects.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 23/07/2026
LMAO Jane has trouble believing that Darcy and Elizabeth are engaged because from the perspective of most of the Bennet family, he’s the gloomy young man babadooking in a low-lit corner at all the fancy parties, annoying their beloved Lizzie.
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David Faden @util.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Grateful to @lizthegrey.com and the rest of the Honeycomb team for making www.honeycomb.io/observabilit... available for free. Looking forward to reading it!
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Honeycomb’s O’Reilly Book Observability Engineering, 2nd Ed.
Let authors Charity Majors, Liz Fong-Jones, George Miranda, and Austin Parker explain how to apply Observability successfully in your organization.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Excited to announce HBO has picked up my new show Testosterone Submarine! We pitched it as Top Gun meets Heated Rivalry meets Lord of the Flies meets 28 Days Later.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 14/07/2026
None of these people are okay, all these social strictures are ridiculous, and somehow I care about all this VERY MUCH. Goddammit, Jane Austen.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have this idea for a game show called Less Online, where the more online spouse/partner tries to explain something to their less online partner and they are racing against another couple to see who gets it first. (this morning I tried to explain the grink to my husband)
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Busted: Return to Office New Hotness: Return to the Fire Department Now that We’re Grown-Ups Maybe They’ll Let Us Ride on the Side of the Trucks
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What an absolute banger of a first episode! Extremely excited to see where this goes!
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You do not in fact have to give it to these chuds in particular, but as a raised-Lutheran “asked to hand write an apology to a pope” does sound pretty epic.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I believe there is a Chinese proverb: the best time to domesticate raccoons was 20,000 years ago. But the second best time is now.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Only in silence the word, Only in dark the light, Only in dying life: Bright the hawk's flight On the empty sky.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 30/06/2026
thinking about Dred Scott today in advance of the birthright citizenship decision. the 14th amendment it isn’t just about status or paperwork—it’s about humanity. that all people born here are citizens.* Scott died after being free for just 16 months. he had fought for his daughters, not himself.
Dred Scott portrait
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/06/2026
Oh my god, I Elizabeth Bennet-ed Pride and Prejudice—started off real wobbly, and now I would pledge my life and heart to its service. I did the thing the book was about to the book. I— Jane Austen, you saucy little so-and-so!!!
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This piece is so beautiful, and the recipe is my wife’s and my go-to breakfast in bed recipe.
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Absurdly good thread:
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Me: this is absolutely insane who would do this? Me 5 minutes later: hey Claude, increase this AWS load balancer from 2 replicas to 100 replicas.
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Genuinely life-changing trick for keeping mosquitoes away that I discovered by accident last summer: run a bubble machine.
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Who does she have to be where your position is “she’s less credible than secret nazi tattoo guy”?
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Heritage Foundation tattooed him without his knowledge? The Heritage Foundation planted his opinions on Reddit? The Heritage Foundation prevented him from running for so much as dog catcher and elevated him into the running for a high federal post? Those bastards!
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Look the point here is dude actually has zero record of public service AND a secret Nazi tattoo. I don’t think you’re going to get the POLITICAL outcome you want. In a world that ALREADY CONTAINS Fetterman and Sinema you need to actually pay attention when a “dark horse” shows who he is.
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Jeremy Wadhams @jwadhams.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Claude Skills are just documentation for people who hate people
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Kavita @brittexkavi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thread on screwworm. Note the date. Once again, a functional Gov would have stopped this.
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