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JUZZ3R

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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 20h
Checking out LinkedIn first thing on a Monday morning to get me into enough of a rage to start work, you don’t need millions to start a business, just borrow a measly 50k of a “family friend”
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many times do you reckon she was called out because Andrew claimed he was having problems with his prostate
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lovely stuff @barcajim3.bsky.social @gregormcp74.bsky.social
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big talk from someone called Coward
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Must have been some ride
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a lovely day out and a few beers in Hope today
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is quite the thought process
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One to save for the kid when it’s older
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some differing tastes on my timeline
Dirty bastards
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#WarringtonThat
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say FUCKING FUCK ME
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without wanting to continue this very boring subject, I see it’s all Liverpools fault
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trip out to New Mills to see them playing the lapsed Bert’s from Maine Road
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Double parked at 2pm
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And why not dive into an Irish stew before noon, even the waitress called me a dirty bastard
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Day 3
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lager in a cider glass 🎉
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Next stop Alicante
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing says Derby like a pineapple and kiwi rekorderling
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not so much failed it, more like he never fucking started it
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And relax
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cycled 55 miles to see the Tolkien sculptures in Roos, once I’ve washed my undercarriage I shall be frequenting a public house
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
44 miles done, 10 to go 🚴
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3 likes must be from bots
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found more dogs on deaths door in a couple of years than Battersea has in 150 years
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In “doesn’t look the type” news *he absolutely fucking does
Nonce
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And we’re off, just some little shit being sent home with a ridiculous haircut and a parent complaining their kid should be allowed to wear Nike air max to school for the hattrick
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Decided to annoy myself by checking LinkedIn first thing in a morning. “Office leaders” doesn’t sound like an official job title and more like busy bastards clock watching and enforcing wacky banter
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Early finish Fridays innit
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
State
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is it because he #GetsIt™️
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
lol @ being called Innocent and driving the wrong way up a slip road
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can now bet on “key passes” whatever they are
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chad looks exactly how you’d expect a Chad to look like
Whopper
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Spectating at Leeds Ironman today supporting a mate
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh dear @hills71.bsky.social
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Didn’t take my wristband off me at check out so rinsing the all inclusive until the coach arrives at 8pm #yarkshire
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s another scorcher
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cycled 15 miles around the northern Kos coastline in 40 degrees heat so you can bet this is well deserved
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Greek night at the hotel entertainment
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sunset over kalymnos
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Show solidarity with the South by running your hose pipes day and night my north west brethren
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
His wife, knowing those posho’s
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yamas
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just checking in on the local facebook group and someone’s asking why this lad was at their door last night. Looks like he’s had a good night out and won’t have a clue why he was at that door
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JUZZ3R @juzz3r.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wife and child doing aqua aerobics so I’m having some peace and quiet
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