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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One time 12 years ago I sat courtside next to Lane Johnson and he was just the nicest dude. I made GJ Kinne take this pic since he was with Lane

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Finally a reliable WR named Cooper who is allowed to say the N word

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mattingly is truly the dumbest manager I’ve ever seen

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jesus Luzardo and the boys are going to complete Sherman’s March today.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

LeBron and the Gobbler are here to raise Philly’s collective spirits on a Monday.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I think this song stood out the most on the Pat McAfee album

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Sir, a 2nd guest has suggested ethical copper wire theft.

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

New episode is up to start your weekend at the below linktree This week we talk about a guy jumping in a hole, the Roy Oswalt tiktoker in the fight of his life, and LegalZoom future rep Kawhi Leonard and more linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Kevin Long absolutely tells the Phillies that “bunting is for queers” and then they get in late game situations where no one has ever practiced laying a bunt down once in their lives. It’s pathetic. I’ll go full boomer on this. Awful situational baseball.

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Spotify is fixed so everyone has to listen again

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New ep of Sports Are Dumb out at linktree below! We have guests! We talk the deadline! I offer $200 to anyone who wants to piss off their friends in fantasy football. Come be SAD people with us linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I genuinely think they missed a zero on that one sticker

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Today’s card shop heist…errr…haul (these were all 50% off sticker price too, so $14 total.) The Finest refractor sells for about $45 or more raw.

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hey SAD people! We are back again to talk not 1 but 2 MLB scooter accidents, we debate whether Shohei or Kawhi are big ol ding dongs, and of course we mention a little man named LeBron James Latest ep at the pod platform of your choice below: linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Episode 6 of Sports are Dumb is live! @coderan.bsky.social and I discuss Harrison Bader being dumb, do a little LeBron gloating, and debate who has the more idiotic team and scandal surrounding them between Kawhi and Shohei. We also fail at CollX trivia in real time. open.spotify.com/episode/4dnR...

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A Second Scooter

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Slurp juices didn’t fit in the salary cap

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

We went from a guy sitting in his office jacking it to cartoon chimps and asking ChatGPT what moves to make to Mike Gansey fixing the franchise in one offseason

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I’m fucking crying and shaking and can’t breathe lmao every night of basketball season is going to be an emotional roller coaster

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He actually began working on the album like 10 years ago but it kept being delayed when he would argue with producers claiming “but they’re allowed to say it in rap songs, why can’t I say it too?”

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you stream or purchase the Pat McAfee album, you’re required to get tested for STIs. It’s actually legally binding. It’s in the fine print.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sandler: “do you, Travis, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Travis, in the worst possible Sandler impression: “I ah-schlibbidi-doooo”

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Too hot to be outside. Listen to me talk about a guy popping his teammates pee storage

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Episode 2 is now live! @coderan.bsky.social and I have Lots of reaction to the Jaylen Brown trade! We also pay tribute to Nick Loftin’s testicles, discuss Josh Naylor stabbing a teammate, and talk about what Love Island’s movie night would look like in sports! open.spotify.com/episode/7mt0...

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Whoops I Stabbed You

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I still can’t believe Boston did that trade. I spent so much time analyzing the Shams tweet and assumed he got hacked when I saw it was truly from him.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BRB Trying to delete any Jaylen Brown slander from episode 1. Episode 2 will be nothing but praise because, well, Sports are Dumb™️

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Here’s the Spotify link which in hindsight I’ll post going forward but here ya go open.spotify.com/episode/3Pew...

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Hey Saddies

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Do sports sometimes make you SAD? Well that’s because… Sports Are Dumb! Don’t fret! @justindallen.bsky.social and I have the podcast for you! We ONLY talk about the dumbest parts of the game and we have no goal to go deeper! on.soundcloud.com/vIf6tHKmidji...

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Hey Saddies

We say hello to the saddies and the baddies!

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Omg the dude that won all the Jalen Hurts lookalike contests is one of the casa boys?!?

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

My kids will only eat snacks out of Phillies ice cream helmets. Chips, fruit snacks, pretzels, cheez its? You name it! It’s gotta go into a helmet for some reason.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

“They’ve lost 8 games in a row? They should go home and learn how to play baseball” -my 4 year old daughter

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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Man I Need is playing in the Flyers locker room

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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Phillies home record in the era of: Harry the K's: 969-762 (.560) Ghost Energy Deck: 5-10 (.333)

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When an X-Ray tech says “Oh my god!” before taking your x-rays, that’s probably bad, right?

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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Every ad on TV before 7 am on weekends is like “yo these woke motherfuckers don’t want you to see Shen-Yun” and honestly if you’re going to lean into the grift through interpretive dance, you may as well go all in.

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Dom Cosentino @domcosentino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode.

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

“There’s no way they would trade Jared McCain to avoid the luxury tax!!” My brother in Christ Josh Harris bought & shut down one of the busiest hospitals in Philly bc the real estate was valuable.

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Either that or he’s helping to fund the Turning Point halftime show

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Pretty clear the Sixers were sellers so Josh Harris could save money to allocate to legal fees after appearing in the Epstein files

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I’m gutted. Dan, more than anyone else, encouraged me to write what I wanted to write back in my journalism days. The few times I got told no by an editor, he’d attempt to take on the topic himself (and do it much better than me). Just the most genuine person and an unstoppable quizzo teammate. RIP

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

We can love and acknowledge one singular Atlanta Brave

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

In 2008, when Matt Stairs hit his moon shot home run off Broxton to beat the Dodgers, I body slammed Curt Cignetti’s nephew through a table in the lounge of our residence hall. For that reason, Go Hoosiers!

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Star Spangled Banner? Boring. The MJ Lenderman version of Dancing in the Club? An absolute bop. Please consider this my official petition to replace the national anthem with a song people can actually have pride in

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This is pretty troubling stuff and the Eagles should act accordingly ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ JAKE ELLIOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

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justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Can’t wait to see if Kevin Patullo’s offense looks any less shitty in Pixar animation on Monday night

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