justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mattingly is truly the dumbest manager I’ve ever seen 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jesus Luzardo and the boys are going to complete Sherman’s March today. 011
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron and the Gobbler are here to raise Philly’s collective spirits on a Monday. 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I think this song stood out the most on the Pat McAfee album 000
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sir, a 2nd guest has suggested ethical copper wire theft. 031
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026New episode is up to start your weekend at the below linktree This week we talk about a guy jumping in a hole, the Roy Oswalt tiktoker in the fight of his life, and LegalZoom future rep Kawhi Leonard and more linktr.ee/SportsAreDumblinktr.eeSportsAreDumb Official Music - Listen to songs on Soundcloud | Check for Videos on LinktreeView SportsAreDumb’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Soundcloud here. Your next favorite track is just a click away! 101
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Kevin Long absolutely tells the Phillies that “bunting is for queers” and then they get in late game situations where no one has ever practiced laying a bunt down once in their lives. It’s pathetic. I’ll go full boomer on this. Awful situational baseball. 010
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Spotify is fixed so everyone has to listen again 001
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026New ep of Sports Are Dumb out at linktree below! We have guests! We talk the deadline! I offer $200 to anyone who wants to piss off their friends in fantasy football. Come be SAD people with us linktr.ee/SportsAreDumblinktr.eeSportsAreDumb Official Music - Listen to songs on Soundcloud | Check for Videos on LinktreeView SportsAreDumb’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Soundcloud here. Your next favorite track is just a click away! 101
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Today’s card shop heist…errr…haul (these were all 50% off sticker price too, so $14 total.) The Finest refractor sells for about $45 or more raw. 111
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hey SAD people! We are back again to talk not 1 but 2 MLB scooter accidents, we debate whether Shohei or Kawhi are big ol ding dongs, and of course we mention a little man named LeBron James Latest ep at the pod platform of your choice below: linktr.ee/SportsAreDumblinktr.eeSportsAreDumb Official Music - Listen to songs on Spotify | Check for Videos on LinktreeView SportsAreDumb’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like Spotify here. Your next favorite track is just a click away! 101
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Episode 6 of Sports are Dumb is live! @coderan.bsky.social and I discuss Harrison Bader being dumb, do a little LeBron gloating, and debate who has the more idiotic team and scandal surrounding them between Kawhi and Shohei. We also fail at CollX trivia in real time. open.spotify.com/episode/4dnR...open.spotify.comA Second ScooterSports Are Dumb · Episode 111
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026We went from a guy sitting in his office jacking it to cartoon chimps and asking ChatGPT what moves to make to Mike Gansey fixing the franchise in one offseason 1195
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m fucking crying and shaking and can’t breathe lmao every night of basketball season is going to be an emotional roller coaster 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you stream or purchase the Pat McAfee album, you’re required to get tested for STIs. It’s actually legally binding. It’s in the fine print. 100
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Sandler: “do you, Travis, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Travis, in the worst possible Sandler impression: “I ah-schlibbidi-doooo” 131
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Too hot to be outside. Listen to me talk about a guy popping his teammates pee storage 001
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Episode 2 is now live! @coderan.bsky.social and I have Lots of reaction to the Jaylen Brown trade! We also pay tribute to Nick Loftin’s testicles, discuss Josh Naylor stabbing a teammate, and talk about what Love Island’s movie night would look like in sports! open.spotify.com/episode/7mt0...open.spotify.comWhoops I Stabbed YouSports Are Dumb · Episode 011
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I still can’t believe Boston did that trade. I spent so much time analyzing the Shams tweet and assumed he got hacked when I saw it was truly from him. 020
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026BRB Trying to delete any Jaylen Brown slander from episode 1. Episode 2 will be nothing but praise because, well, Sports are Dumb™️ 021
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Here’s the Spotify link which in hindsight I’ll post going forward but here ya go open.spotify.com/episode/3Pew...open.spotify.comHey SaddiesSports Are Dumb · Episode 101
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialChewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Do sports sometimes make you SAD? Well that’s because… Sports Are Dumb! Don’t fret! @justindallen.bsky.social and I have the podcast for you! We ONLY talk about the dumbest parts of the game and we have no goal to go deeper! on.soundcloud.com/vIf6tHKmidji...soundcloud.comHey SaddiesWe say hello to the saddies and the baddies! 212
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Omg the dude that won all the Jalen Hurts lookalike contests is one of the casa boys?!? 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026My kids will only eat snacks out of Phillies ice cream helmets. Chips, fruit snacks, pretzels, cheez its? You name it! It’s gotta go into a helmet for some reason. 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026“They’ve lost 8 games in a row? They should go home and learn how to play baseball” -my 4 year old daughter 000
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialCharlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Man I Need is playing in the Flyers locker room 014715
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialNBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Phillies home record in the era of: Harry the K's: 969-762 (.560) Ghost Energy Deck: 5-10 (.333) 1379
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When an X-Ray tech says “Oh my god!” before taking your x-rays, that’s probably bad, right? 000
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Every ad on TV before 7 am on weekends is like “yo these woke motherfuckers don’t want you to see Shen-Yun” and honestly if you’re going to lean into the grift through interpretive dance, you may as well go all in. 000
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialDom Cosentino @domcosentino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Top right corner. Can't help but wonder if The Simpsons paid subtle tribute to Dan McQuade in tonight's set-in-Philadelphia 800th episode. 101226107
Reposted by @justindallen.bsky.socialDFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 05/02/2026“There’s no way they would trade Jared McCain to avoid the luxury tax!!” My brother in Christ Josh Harris bought & shut down one of the busiest hospitals in Philly bc the real estate was valuable. 1186
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Pretty clear the Sixers were sellers so Josh Harris could save money to allocate to legal fees after appearing in the Epstein files 120
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I’m gutted. Dan, more than anyone else, encouraged me to write what I wanted to write back in my journalism days. The few times I got told no by an editor, he’d attempt to take on the topic himself (and do it much better than me). Just the most genuine person and an unstoppable quizzo teammate. RIP 000
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026We can love and acknowledge one singular Atlanta Brave 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026In 2008, when Matt Stairs hit his moon shot home run off Broxton to beat the Dodgers, I body slammed Curt Cignetti’s nephew through a table in the lounge of our residence hall. For that reason, Go Hoosiers! 220
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Star Spangled Banner? Boring. The MJ Lenderman version of Dancing in the Club? An absolute bop. Please consider this my official petition to replace the national anthem with a song people can actually have pride in 021
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025This is pretty troubling stuff and the Eagles should act accordingly ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ JAKE ELLIOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 020
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Can’t wait to see if Kevin Patullo’s offense looks any less shitty in Pixar animation on Monday night 030
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Happy Egg Bowl day. Hail State forever and always. 000
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025It’s a bad day for the dumb motherfuckers who complain in the comment section of local Patch articles on Facebook that their tiny little predominately white township “has been turning into North Philly” every time someone is caught shoplifting from Giant. 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 31/10/2025This Snocaps album is so good. It scratches such an itch that can only be filled by slacker rock country fusion. It’s like Pavement impregnated Patsy Cline but Jeff Tweedy was also in the room for some reason? Idk man 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 27/10/2025LSU could do a lot worse things to Brian Kelly than just firing him. For example, they could make him go up on a scissor lift in the middle of hurricane season. 020
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 23/10/2025VJ went up to Boston, dumped tea in the harbor, and burned down every Dunkin in the New England area. We’ve got ourselves a dawg 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Anyone interested in a pair of tickets to see The Wonder Years at Underground Arts on Saturday? Willing to part for face value. Let me know, please. 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Going to start posting TikToks every day of me working out in hopes of becoming a 36 year old Banana Ball player 010
justindallen.bsky.social @justindallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Trying so hard to fight the urge to say “we’re so back” but boy, don’t let us bring that series back to Philly. Saturday will be a bloodbath. 010
