Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They’re porking the dogs, they’re porking the cats! 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m a Beluga babyyyyyy, so why don’t ya krill meeeeee 000 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Another day where the president & other national Republicans get to sh*t on cities/urban voters & we have <exactly none> of the National Conversations™️ about Civility, Tone, Respect for/Reaching out to Real Folkz, or the GOP’s problem of not offering enough Moderate Solutions on Kitchen Table Issues 361311280 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I watch a lot of movies lately. Been watching a lot for two years now. I enjoyed Backrooms a lot and I would very much like a sequel.static.klipy.comVincent Vega ConfusedALT: Vincent Vega Confused 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I know I’m a weirdo that likes a little above room temp food but when I order coffee, put cream in it, and *then* sit with it for 15 minutes with the lid off before I can take a full sip… maybe the gd coffee is a little too hot eh? 100 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Chopping Mall (1986) was so bad I could barely stand to finish it. I do not care if it is considered a cult classic, it’s *terrible*. Campy? Yes. Enjoyable? Not for me. It’s the most Saturday Morning Cartoons horror movie I have ever seen. And I’ve seen some bad ones. 000 0
Reposted by Procrastinarianmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026this new diarrhea really makes the old diarrhea look like shit 215718 0
Reposted by Procrastinarianaltspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026just gotta watch out for fool's piss 191 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I want to take this moment while V. Ice is in the headlines again and recommend that you go to Youtube and look up Ice Ice Baby slowed and reverb. It’s a shockingly good relaxed tempo bop. Imagine a DJ rocking a line dance with it 100 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Remember when people used to be named Robert 64122188 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged” 27285901704 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianA Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This is important. 15563211465 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When you’re recording an idea for a friend and you can’t be bothered to set up the mic properly for two amps 😅 Actually sounded fine 000 0
Reposted by Procrastinarianjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate, 594541556 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I just consciously relaxed my jaw and I was amazed and disturbed at how far I felt it go from nearly clenched to slack. And I’m just sitting here getting ready to go to sleep 🤷♂️ wtf 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The younger generations will never understand the complex nature of sibling dynamics in the 80s B movie 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 15/04/2026He dismantles the Forest Service… when was the last time he set foot in a forest? 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I watched Shadow of the Vampire and now I can categorically say that I hate every version of Nosferatu-style vampire portrayal. This coming from a Dafoe fan. 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 13/04/2026There was a woman working at the art supplies store today and she looked over her shoulder at me for one second and I fell completely. Maddeningly beautiful. Been thinking about it all day. Perhaps I will paint more. 020 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 19/03/2026people don't realize how concentrated GOP fundraising is. more than half of all money that they got in 2024 was from donations over $1mn. it's like 200-300 rich cranks that keep the party operating. underrated explanation in why they've gone so insane. 333376670 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It turns out that air fried potstickers and a fresh avocado cut into quarters with soy sauce to dip into is heavenly. Add chili garlic sauce/oil to taste. 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Just finished Death Rides A Horse with Lee Van Cleef and John Phillip Law. In a lot of ways your standard Western but some *great* scenes, esp between Cleef and Law. Cleef carries the dramatic weight of the acting, Law the man who is so hardened by grief he is almost completely stoic. Great movie. 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Prime has the nerve to put AD BREAKS in the middle of my PERSONAL TIME spent watching STRIPPED TO KILL 2 and every ad makes me light a cigarette and wonder HOW FAR OUR COUNTRY HAS FALLEN 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I had what might be one of my best pvp moments last night. A team had downed one of us, I snuck around and downed two of them from cover. A break where I rez one and they rez two. I go in with invis and knife, take out all three! Then die to a claymore as I’m going to rez 🫠 #marathon 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026OBNE BL series discontinued. I tried a few but only own the BL-44 Reverse which is one of my all time favorites. 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I think I’m approaching 15 runs of no exfil and it’s getting pretty frustrating. My team fills run across the map to get wiped halfway, my solo runs end if another runner happens to spot me. Free kit today is Arachne with an LMG that hits like a mosquito 🤷♂️ #marathon 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I watched most of The Killer Elite last night with him and James Caan, filmed in and around San Francisco. 000 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2026Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country theonion.comBiden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To CountryWILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to... 381463123 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026There should be a second Super Bowl with the two last place teams. Called the Duper Bowl. 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Trying to have more chill moments when I can and put on some light rock in the background while I do other stuff. This fits the bill nicely. Bonus for cool stylistic cover art. Paul Williams - A Little On The Windy Side (1979) 010 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.commembership.theonion.comJoin The OnionDon’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news. 804020654 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 19/01/2026In Winter I start making Mexican chocolate mochas for morning coffee and my biggest issue is that it’s gone after I drink it 😤 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 17/01/2026When you get angry today I ask you to listen to Dead Kennedys’ 1985 Frankenchrist album and how prescient the subject matter and lyrics are for today. Reagan era punk is the reflection of then and now. 081 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 16/01/2026*mouth full of chicken tenders, Cool Whip, and energy drink* Stress eating? *chew chew chew* mwhy would I be stress eating? *nom nom* 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It strikes me that strong doors with little slidey open things to talk to people outside the door should possibly become much more common. 000 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Common Sense, published 250 years ago today. 8365362301 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I saw a woman in WF today and she caught my eye, then I saw her again at self checkout. I have been thinking about it all today - should have at least asked! 000 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 05/01/2026 ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuelathehardtimes.netICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to VenezuelaWASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to Venezuela just hours after he was abducted by the DEA. ... 234564 0
Reposted by ProcrastinarianMichael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war 199222224676 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My Stranger Things retrospective in brief: Season 1: great Season 2: good, developing things, fine Season 3: I think I’m done now. My god, the screaming, the tired tropes Season 4: I’m … back? Season 5: I just need this in my life rn and yes I’m enjoying it 👍👍 010 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Going into all my Discord servers and posting the “What year is it?” Gif in general chat 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I was not expecting much after Return of the Living Dead Part II, which I did not feel was a “so bad it’s good” movie, but RotLD 3 was a nice surprise. Darker, not intentionally goofy, decent acting, character dynamics… worth watching! 020 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025When you post a well done, very funny meme in the chat then someone laugh reacts and proceeds to post three slop IG reelsmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words made in bondi on the bottom leftALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words made in bondi on the bottom left 010 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 24/12/202512:30am and I *really* need to go to sleep but instead I’m listening to Hello Nasty 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 23/12/2025If you see a headline including “supermarket fruit tart induced mania” it was me 000 0
Procrastinarian @justinagain.bsky.social · 22/12/2025🎶 It’s the most awkward two daaaaaaays of the year 🎶 000 0
