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Jão Constantino da Leste

@justgau.bsky.social
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"Pau no seu cu então! Pior decisão que você fez!" - filósofo contemporâneo Esquisotérico, neuroatípico, videogueimêro, amBIvalente, RPGêrro e curador de menes

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Shpedovski \\ fleeping around @shpedovski.bsky.social · 17h
#lookoutside
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Jão Constantino da Leste @justgau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eu tooooodinho! E depois nunca assiste nenhum deles 👌🏽
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for anyone struggling with The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King for Nintendo GameCube
The "secret codes" cheat screen for lord of the rings return of the king on GameCube. There's an evil looking photo of Gollum stretched into 16:9 in the background
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Jão Constantino da Leste @justgau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pixel dogo ✨
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🍺Angélicanarquistagraçasadeus🇵🇸🚩 @angelicagbk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Até agorinha a resposta do povo é essa👇👇👇
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Will Leite @willtirando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
E antes de sumir por mais 8 meses dessa rede social, deixo aqui essa tirinha regada de humor e nostalgia.
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Teclo Dodd Canterbury Caterham Wickfield @teclologoexisto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A absoluta aula de política que o Lula tá dando com esse tema tá incrível
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Rafabrilustra ✨ @rafabrilustra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uso oral ✨
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Mateus Carvalho @mateuscarvalho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Esse é o melhor vídeo de todos eu acho
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Jão Constantino da Leste @justgau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Isso aqui é de uma genialidade! E explica várias expressões populares que nem pensamos, tipo o "Ixi", o "Vige" e o "Affe"
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Holly @sparrowlucero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Potion bottle familiars
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auxilio plug anal @momorsa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
eu te amo sesc pompeia
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ Emergency warning

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Guilbert @guilbertgois.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Biblically Accurate Arara-Canindé🇧🇷 #BRart
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Natizilda on VGen - Commissions open! @natizilda.art.br · 02/09/2026
BE NOT AFRAID
rascunho de uma espécie de monstro anjo biblicamente correto, baseado na foto do perfil Aves do Brasil, que mostra três araras-canindé pousadas no mesmo poste, de asas abertas.
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Jonathan Cooper @jonathan.gameanim.com · 01/09/2026
Onimusha: Way of the Sword mocap was creatively used for swordsmen and creatures. That multi-arm setup is similar to how we shot the Rat King on TLOU2.
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Reina @ home @tarantunya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Girl we’re trying
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Leila Germano 🪑 @leilagermano.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pediram
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O Guia do Mochileiro das Esferas Celestiais @zwera.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Só chegar em casa com a criança e pronto sextou
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So Many Games @somanygames.co.uk · 28/08/2026
Outsmart hungry dinosaurs and bloodthirsty barbarians in a wordless point-and-click adventure through a prehistoric world — with a sci-fi twist. Learn more on Theropods in our full review: somanygames.co.uk/review/thero...
A cave-woman is holding a spear aloft with an alien behind her to the right and a dinosaur to her left.

Included quote:

"Fans of point-and-click games that emphasize the puzzles over dialogue will appreciate the way that the game speedily moves you along, but those looking for a story beyond two strong, silent protagonists won't have much to chew on long after the experience ends."
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 28/08/2026
by Flávio Franja
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Some actors have range, and then there's Tim Curry.
Tim Curry as Darkness/the devil in Legend Tim Curry as Frank. N Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture ShowTime Curry as a meddling concierge in Home Alone 2Time Curry as Pennywise, the iconic evil clown in the first film adaptation of Steven King's IT
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Mat Graz @matgraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'ai não pq o algoritmo vai diminuir o alcance' meu mano em cristo, não consegues ouvir o brainrot saindo da sua boca?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the fuck is going on??? www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80
The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry's Space gif from Red Alert
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tosco @rabiscostosco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ilustração digital do busto do coelho pernalonga de batom vermelho, cropped amarelo com babados na gola e orelhas em um "rabo de cavalo" unidas através de um laço azul. ele segura uma faca na mão. acompanha o texto "nem homem nem mulher, eu sou uma ameaça"
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Tribo TDAH® @tribotdah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
TALVEZ VOCÊ ESTEJA PRECISANDO LEMBRAR DISSO HOJE. Não é fácil ser neurodivergente, estamos sempre tentando nos encaixar e cuidar de tudo para mostrar que damos conta, mas lembre que você já faz seu melhor e está tudo bem deixar algumas coisinhas de lado para dar prioridade para você também.
Fundo azul de estrelas com logo da Tribo TDAH® centralizado no topo seguido pelo título em caixa alta lilás neon “Ei, Não esqueça de...” e abaixo desenhos ao lado de textos em verde claro:
(Copo com água) “Beber água”
(Pílulas coloridas) “Tomar seus remédios, suplementos e vitaminas”
(Cesta com frutas) “Comer alguma coisa”
(Cama) “E descansar”
Seguido por texto laranja claro no rodapé “Este é só um lembrete amigo, caso tenha esquecido”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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lucianosresende @lucianosresende.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A Daniela Lima cobrou a identificação do homem que agrediu a Marina Silva durante um ato de campanha dela. E quanto às outras jornalistas da GloboNews, CNN Brasil? Cadê a sororidade? Não vale para a Marina Silva porque ela é de esquerda?
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al'ein @piratariaonline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
TSE - senhores, há um disparo em massa acontecendo agora, diz que pagarão 100 mil pela cabeça de Lula Meta - certo TSE - ... precisamos tirar do ar AGORA?? X - mas o Lula morreu? Discord - alguém streamando indo caçar ele? TSE - galera Meta - é positivo pro mercado haver uma cotação né
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Visai Games | Venba is Available now!! @visaigames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Venba is now just $3.75 which is just 3$ which is really just 2$ which is basically free! The sale is only for one more week so grab it while you can!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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arquiteta vagabunda @smoldebee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Não foquinha não vá para o centro do rio de Janeiro tem alguém com uma cimitarra afiada lá!
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DETTAN 🏳️‍⚧️ ☛ COMMS CLOSED @dettanarts.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[OC] Played in a Daggerheart one shot this weekend and this was my character ~ Inquisitor Steinhäger, a Satyr Guardian. She is a huge fan of the new Pontiff and is here in name of the church to solve a mystery and help the locals! 🐐☀️📕
A tall Satyr woman dressed in a mix of long red inquisitor robes and decorated full plate armour. In one hand she hold the holy book, the other dramatically motions forward. She's wearing circular glasses with beaded chains, her long horns have adornments and her hair is long and grey
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We’re just normal men
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Jão Constantino da Leste @justgau.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As vezes eu me sinto no alto dum palanque falando pro vazio...
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Tumbleweed Rolling Across a Desert Road
Alt: Tumbleweed Rolling Across a Desert Road
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Jão Constantino da Leste @justgau.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🪼 Animal #1099 🐕‍🦺 I figured it out in 12 guesses! 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 12 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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Lucia Helena @luciahelenaaaaa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
O verdadeiro alicerce da internet brasileira hj em dia é o bluesky da moara
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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batucada.bsky.social @batucada.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
SÓ PRA LEMBRAR!!!
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ZeTrystan @zetrystan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wishing a great week to everyone! Work, art, food, little gremlin dance... no matter, you can do it can I believe in you.
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Cat Smiling Cat Cute
ALT: Cat Smiling Cat Cute
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Temp bloq @eifavs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Dona Marcia, eu escolho você pra rinha de farmar aura. ~Arremessa a Pokebola da Dona Marcia.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 20/07/2026
Meme, 2 parts.

In the left part, titled "Me, grabbing everyrthing I see in a game", there's a drawing from what I figure is a Tarot card, of some dude in a fez carrying 5 swords and eyeing two more that are sticking up from the ground.

In the right part, titled "Me, having to make space in the inventory", there's a drawing of someone sitting upright in bed and crying, with 6 swords on the wall behind them
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 19/07/2026
Corn in all its colors
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André Martuscelli @matanui.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A piscadinha dela ✨ 🥰🤏
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Folclore BR: Cultura Popular & POP @folclorebr.com · 17/07/2026
Hoje é o Dia de Proteção às Florestas💚 Data q tem como símbolo o curupira, mito de origem indígena que se transforma na sabedoria popular com diversas características que giram entorno de um ser que caminha pelas matas despistando aqueles que ferem a natureza. Tirinha de @fabiocoala.bsky.social
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh no! what will tiny meowdy do now?
they witness a tiny murder!but it was only ketchup
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