iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i am either going to fix my life this month or make it worse hard to say

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Truly a perfect news alert

NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

after speaking with zohran mamdani this afternoon, president trump announced that he will kill himself immediately

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Joel Wertheimer @wertwhile.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

All I’ll say is we didn’t have a winter like this for all of Bill de Blasio's eight years since he put the fear of FUCKING GOD into the groundhogs.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Jewish atheists: God isn’t real but that’s not my business Christian atheists: God isn’t real and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/08/2025

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office!

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

there’s nothing quite like opening the door to your hotel room for the first time is there. the gentle, calm euphoria of glimpsing this magical room you get to live in but don’t have to clean or maintain. the little thrill of seeing the bed you get to eat in without consequences

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Probably a good sign for how things are going when every day people are posting “when’s someone gonna do it?” and everyone knows exactly what they mean.

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 18/02/2025

It Happened to Me: I Shoot My Shot and Got Left on Read

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

If RFK fucks with the NYC tap water and, by extension, my bagels, I’m gonna try to impress Jodie Foster

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

do you think Lewis and Clark ever explored each other’s bodies?

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

not saying that the dark knight trilogy or the batman are bad but I miss when the villains were a little gay, like Jim Carrey was running around in spandex, where’s the flair, the showmanship?

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

obsessed with this man in the library googling “should tall women go out with short men”

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

At a wedding where the cake is a giant chocolate babka and this is a new non negotiable in my wedding

A 7 tier chocolate babka in the shape of a wedding cake

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

🎶 They say the hearts and minds are on your side They say the finish line in your sights What they don’t say is what’s on the other side They say the hearts and minds are on your siiiiiiiiide

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

I feel like I’m maybe a week or two away from starting to smash mirrors off cars parked in the bike lane with my ulock

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Delta, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Spirit Airlines, and I have over 300 confirmed flights

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Ethan @justeggsalad.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

🎶 And it hurts to know to miss you, but it’s worse to know That I’m the reason you won’t come home 🎶

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Welcome to all the new people joining bluesky! There’s just one thing you need to know about this platform: I am universally respected on here, regarded by all with a mixture of reverence and fear. Do not incur my wrath!

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