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Just Andre

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He/they, cis, Chosen Undead.

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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 1h
youtu.be/im_itG4L1ac?...
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Bloodborne Yharnam Sunrise Ending
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/altermentality Donkey Kong Country megafan watches the TV show after not having seen it since she was a wee child, for research purposes (actually)
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The Kremling Kronology Animated Series (part 1) | Streaming donkey kong country.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep!
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 02/10/2026
Doing this now twitch.tv/slowbeef
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First Time with Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I truly don't know who needs to hear this but you can get Mario+Rabbids Sparks of Hope with all of its DLC for literally 9 dollars right now
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BananaMeteor @bananameteor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👻 Haunter, Haunter! 💜 ( 6 x 9in, Marker on Bristol ) #Pokemon #TraditionalArt
A happy haunter waves at you, jumping up in front of a green background.
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Pyrr @pyrrhickong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been told to burn this my entire life. Now I can. Never touched this game whatsoever, only heard whispers of it not being real until it was and then "oh it's everything". Very excited to play Metroid Dread for the first time, live now! twitch.tv/pyrrhickong
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooh, not sure! Either way, though, this is as accurate to the authorial intent as we can get, given that it's a Western-developed game translated from English to Japanese rather than the usual other way around.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Donkey Kong had assigned Diddy to guard duty on this awful night, and he wasnot happy about it.

Donkey Kong's earlier pep talk kept creeping back into Diddy's mind. "OK, little buddy," Donkey had said in his patronizing voice. "As part of your hero training, you've got to stand guard tonight over my bananas... I'll relieve you at midnight, so try and stay awake until then!

Buddy? Yeah, right. Now he was alone.


(Dan Owsen, Donkey Kong Country manual.)"Diddy's gone, too!" Cranky laughed. "That's what you get for shirking your responsibility, you good-for-nothing bum! In my days we would've been happy to stand guard in the rain, 'cause that might have meant having an extra frame of animation! Of course, having rain would have been impossible, given our pitiful processing power, but..."

Donkey Kong stood there in stunned disbelief and hadn't heard most of what Crank said. "Diddy... gone... My little buddy..." he murmured to himself.


(Dan Owsen, Donkey Kong Country manual.)
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He closed his eyes and opened them.

The menu was in Russian.

He closed his eyes and opened them.

The menu was in Italian.

Closed his eyes, opened them.

There *was* no menu. There was a picture of a screaming little woodcut boy looking back over his shoulder at the woodcut wolf which had swallowed his left leg up to the knee. The wolf's ears were laid back and he looked like a terrier with its favorite toy.

I don't see that, Mike thought, and of course he didn't. Without closing his eyes he saw neat lines of English, each line listing a different breakfast temptation. Eggs, waffles, fresh berries; no birds roasted in shit. Still—

He turned around and very slowly edged himself out of the little space between the wall and the bed, a space that now felt as narrow as a grave. His heart was beating so hard that he could feel it in his neck and wrists as well as in his chest. His eyes were throbbing in their sockets. 1408 was wrong, yes indeed, 1408 was *very* wrong. Olin had said something about poison gas, and that was what Mike felt like: someone who has been gassed or forced to smoke strong hashish laced with insect poison. Olin had done this, of course, probably with the active laughing connivance of the security people. Pumped his special poison gas up through the vents. Just because he could *see* no vents didn't mean the vents weren't there.

[Stephen King, "1408" (1999)]
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Curious to hear what you make of it, given how much you love the short story and how wildly in essence the movie diverges from it.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, I just don't get this sort of thing. People can be fans of a villainous character and then fight to the death for their right to strip their blorbos of all their aura and turn them into smol beans who apparently just ineffectually stood there for three movies.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's that one on the right, if not the disc from the Master Quest two-pack?
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Michael Julius @juliusaurus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
100% Bananza!
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd be down. ... fall.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Office: "I'm Sorry, What?" Reaction
Alt: The Office (U.S.)'s Andy Bernard saying "I'm sorry, what?" in completely normal clothing.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But you just said daffy is goofy.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks to you, I've been so absorbed in replaying (and, for the first time, modding the fuck out of) Isolation myself that I've gotten maybe ninety minutes of sleep since Sunday and my brain is falling apart. So my answer is yes, obviously.
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scooter @scooterdoops.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Can Rare please split off from Microsoft already, I am so sick about worrying about them under their watch
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months" is up there as one of the most incredible sentences I've ever heard.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3:33. youtu.be/Wxr89gxP9Dg?...
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CONSOLE RUNDOWN (Zero Punctuation)
YouTube video by The Escapist
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.twitch.tv/altermentality Back in the Castle again (Dawn of Sorrow first play continues!)
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The Adventures of Soma K. Rooz | Streaming castlevania: dawn of sorrow.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just wrapped up my latest playthrough yesterday (and, still hungry for more, immediately went back and watched the opening hour I missed from the VOD of the most recent stream), so I'm in exactly the right mood for that!
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Due to some uncertainty about my weekends (and house projects that may create a lot of noise etc) I have to put the Kronology (and the DKC watch party) on hold until October 3. BUT!! It'll be well worth the wait, and I should ALSO have some exciting news about the future of the project and stream-
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Soma Soma Cruz, where are you? www.twitch.tv/altermentality
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The Adventures of Soma K. Rooz | Streaming castlevania: dawn of sorrow.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RAGE 2.Metroid: Ravenous.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rage 2.Metroid: Ravenous.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Satoru Iwata and the Bananas
Alt: Satoru Iwata being himself.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Void is not friendly enough to be hugged. They would have to make his plushie out of razorblades.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I remember there was a bonus disc included in the Halo 3 collector's edition that contained a making-of documentary, and yup, same thing.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@altermentality.bsky.social @shirou.bsky.social
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today on the Kremling Kronology, your favorite fandom history project dedicated to fictional crocodiles, we officially say goodbye to the SNES (and original GB). It's a summary of the story so far, a look ahead, and a trip through all kinds of promo materials we didn't find time to cover elsewhere!
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The Kremling Kronology: Farewell to the SNES (and GB) | Streaming donkey kong country.
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DK Vine @dkvine.com · 12/09/2026
Donkey Kong: “THE RING IS MINE!” Diddy Kong:
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Counterpoint:
His thought turned to the Ring, but there was no comfort there, only dread and danger. No sooner had he come in sight of Crocodile Cauldron, burning far away, than he was aware of a change in his burden. As it drew near the great furnaces where, in the deeps of time, it had been shaped and forged, the Ring's power grew, and it became more fell, untameable except by some mighty will. As DK stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its tie about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of K. Rool's Keep. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the Gulch of Gloomy. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Donkey the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Crocodile Isle. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Krem Quay became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.
—J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the Kong (1955)
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Late night trip back to not-Dracula's-castle (or is it?) in Dawn of Sorrow! www.twitch.tv/altermentality
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Halloween season begins!! With Konami's Best, PLAY IT | Streaming castlevania: dawn of sorrow.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorry.
You'd rather not know.
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Kevin Bunch (ubersaurus) @atariarchive.org · 11/09/2026
It's really funny seeing streaming services discover how TV works from first principles. Or at least it would be if they hadn't completely gutted the entire film and TV industry first.
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In this special episode, we take a look at how Donkey Kong Country 3 and Land III reference the real places and culture of our own world. We also have time to check out some Nintendo Power coverage of DKLIII. I personally love the existence of all these references... let's all learn something!
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The Kremling Kronology - Chapter 3, Part 9 - Kultural References of the Kremisphere
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Kourtney in Kroctober @altermentality.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saturday at 2 PM Pacific, The Kremling Kronology bids farewell to the SNES and [original] GB era with a review of the story so far, and a round-up of odds and ends we missed, including kommercials! From badass biker Kiddy Kong to Krunchas jiggling their pecs, how sold are you??
Five Krunchas dancing around a fire from a Japanese Super Donkey Kong 2 commercial.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They were, you can just select them as their own courses now.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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ゼルダの伝説 時のオカリナ | Nintendo Switch 2 | 任天堂
時を超え、少年は勇者に。 2026年11月5日(木)発売、Nintendo Switch 2『ゼルダの伝説 時のオカリナ』の公式サイトです。
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Wet T Shirt Contest Hose
ALT: Wet T Shirt Contest Hose
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We've the term "exploraction" for God knows how many years now. Any and all debates among people who refuse to call them Metroidvanias should have ended never to be seen again the very day that portmanteau was first thought up.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It says quite a lot that I think I might like Kiddy's tongue even more than the look on K. Rool's face.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
First you voice acted a bee, now it is your destiny to voice act a moth. youtu.be/nBaMzeIXs2s?...
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Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered - Official Roster & Demo Announcement Trailer
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