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Just Andre

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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21h
In high school, we had an assignment once where we had to come up with our own political party. I came up with a party who were so extremist about eliminating crime that even the most minor crimes were punishable by death, and graphic executions were televised 24/7 to deter would-be criminals. ...
"Jokes are now real."
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21h
In high school, we had an assignment once where we had to come up with our own political party. I came up with a party who were so extremist about eliminating crime that even the most minor crimes were punishable by death, and graphic executions were televised 24/7 to deter would-be criminals. ...
"Jokes are now real."
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll raise you a chicken tender and mac and cheese and fries and mozzarella stick cheesesteak that I got from a place I found while vacationing in Seattle, Washington a few months ago.
A chicken tender and fries and mac and cheese and mozzarella stick cheesesteak, courtesy of the little-known restaurant chain "Fat Shack."
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Hunter Metroid (Metroid Prime, 2002).
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"LEE DOOMSOO TAVOOK GENERAL SCALES!"
—Rare Ltd., 2002
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE scene from Batman: Arkham Asylum.THE scene from BioShock.THE scene from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.THE scene from Resident Evil 4.

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/dkvi...
Donkey Kong had assigned Diddy to guard duty on this awful night, and he wasnot happy about it.

Donkey Kong's earlier pep talk kept creeping back into Diddy's mind. "OK, little buddy," Donkey had said in his patronizing voice. "As part of your hero training, you've got to stand guard tonight over my bananas... I'll relieve you at midnight, so try and stay awake until then!

Buddy? Yeah, right. Now he was alone.


(Dan Owsen, Donkey Kong Country manual.)"Diddy's gone, too!" Cranky laughed. "That's what you get for shirking your responsibility, you good-for-nothing bum! In my days we would've been happy to stand guard in the rain, 'cause that might have meant having an extra frame of animation! Of course, having rain would have been impossible, given our pitiful processing power, but..."

Donkey Kong stood there in stunned disbelief and hadn't heard most of what Crank said. "Diddy... gone... My little buddy..." he murmured to himself.


(Dan Owsen, Donkey Kong Country manual.)
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He closed his eyes and opened them.

The menu was in Russian.

He closed his eyes and opened them.

The menu was in Italian.

Closed his eyes, opened them.

There *was* no menu. There was a picture of a screaming little woodcut boy looking back over his shoulder at the woodcut wolf which had swallowed his left leg up to the knee. The wolf's ears were laid back and he looked like a terrier with its favorite toy.

I don't see that, Mike thought, and of course he didn't. Without closing his eyes he saw neat lines of English, each line listing a different breakfast temptation. Eggs, waffles, fresh berries; no birds roasted in shit. Still—

He turned around and very slowly edged himself out of the little space between the wall and the bed, a space that now felt as narrow as a grave. His heart was beating so hard that he could feel it in his neck and wrists as well as in his chest. His eyes were throbbing in their sockets. 1408 was wrong, yes indeed, 1408 was *very* wrong. Olin had said something about poison gas, and that was what Mike felt like: someone who has been gassed or forced to smoke strong hashish laced with insect poison. Olin had done this, of course, probably with the active laughing connivance of the security people. Pumped his special poison gas up through the vents. Just because he could *see* no vents didn't mean the vents weren't there.

[Stephen King, "1408" (1999)]
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RAGE 2.Metroid: Ravenous.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rage 2.Metroid: Ravenous.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Counterpoint:
His thought turned to the Ring, but there was no comfort there, only dread and danger. No sooner had he come in sight of Crocodile Cauldron, burning far away, than he was aware of a change in his burden. As it drew near the great furnaces where, in the deeps of time, it had been shaped and forged, the Ring's power grew, and it became more fell, untameable except by some mighty will. As DK stood there, even though the Ring was not on him but hanging by its tie about his neck, he felt himself enlarged, as if he were robed in a huge distorted shadow of himself, a vast and ominous threat halted upon the walls of K. Rool's Keep. He felt that he had from now on only two choices: to forbear the Ring, though it would torment him; or to claim it, and challenge the Power that sat in its dark hold beyond the Gulch of Gloomy. Already the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies arose in his mind; and he saw Donkey the Strong, Hero of the Age, striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Crocodile Isle. And then all the clouds rolled away, and the white sun shone, and at his command the vale of Krem Quay became a garden of flowers and trees and brought forth fruit. He had only to put on the Ring and claim it for his own, and all this could be.
—J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the Kong (1955)
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorry.
You'd rather not know.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The utter gut punch that was reading this at the beginning of the year and not stopping to glance at the end midway through reading so that I only learned who the speaker was at the very end.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A YouTube comment translated from Japanese that simply reads "Gentle Hora Lu [sic]," as a description of Baritone.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Zorc & Pals, a fictional sitcom invented as a running gag for Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. I thought before finding this image that this Zorc was also spelled with a K and now I'm real sad about it.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Red: careers. Yellow: electricity-related units of measurement. Green: present-tense verbs that are performed on plants. Blue: "Must contain any two or more of the following letters – F, R, and A – without any combination being used more than once...?"
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
...I mean, hey, for a novella-length story that apparently stuck in someone's mind enough for them to think to do this four years after the fact but can at no turn escape the fact that it was composed at fifteen-year-old-me's writing level, it's something.
Reviews > Fanfic / Godzilla Vs The Zillas

Cryptic Mirror
08/18/2011 06:31:59
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Comments: Very good story which takes several different series and canons, merging them into one, and producing a fairly seemlessly created universe. Also notable for showing the very thing the main characters of GODZILLA were worried about, what would happen if the entire nest hatched and reached adulthood. While managing to keep each Zilla around as strong as the one in Godzilla: Final Wars, there vast numbers prove to realistically pose a major threat to the combined power of Godzilla, Minya, Gamera, and the Gotango. Even when Zilla Jr. arrives to assist the situation seems hopeless. A very good read.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
undertale.jadenthejaded.uk (Copy-pasted elaboration in alt-text.)
Patience is a much rarer virtue than people think, because most of what gets called patience is just slowness or avoidance. Patience is the active choice not to force something to happen before its time has come, and to understand the things that cause you pain instead of letting instinct fight them off.

It gives you an unusual tolerance for unresolved situations. While other people need to know things immediately, to have their answers as soon as possible, or to say and do things in the heat of the moment, you can hold an open matter for a long time without it eating at you, while you thoroughly think about how to solve the issue.


Patience can very easily turn into stillness. If the Patient fails to find the answer they're looking for or if they're asked to make a decision before they feel ready, they might decide that it's better not to make a decision at all, running from the situation instead of facing it.

It can also come at a cost for other people. “Let's wait and see” is a reasonable position to take when you're not the one being harmed in the meantime, and Patience can be slow to notice when the problems that don't concern them become someone else's – especially when it comes to finding closure.


Perseverance also concerns itself with facing hardships regardless of how long it may take, but where Perseverance keeps moving even when faced with the most difficult circumstances, Patience is willing to stop moving until the circumstances have changed.


The golden pair, Kindness and Patience. Being able to wait for as long as it takes for someone to ask for help without forcing it upon them is an incredibly rare quality to have, and combined with Kindness's unwavering desire to help those who need it, it makes the kind Patient the friend everyone goes to when in need.

Sadly, nothing comes without a price: being almost too calm, the kind Patient will often seem like a pushover, and might easily end up being used by people – whether they realize it or not.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kick 'em in the dishpan,
hoo hoo hoo.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mario World is to late SNES releases like Yoshi's Island or Donkey Kong Country what Mario 3 was to Mario 1, or what Mario 64 was to something really visually and technically impressive by N64 standards, like Majora's Mask, or Conker. Hell, even in more recent decades, compare early PS3 to late PS3:
A screenshot of two characters from the PlayStation 3 version of NBA 2K7 (2006).A screenshot of two characters from the PlayStation 3 version of The Last of Us (2013).
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Got the boy.
It's Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Island & Emerald Rush, starrin' *Kiddy Kong!*
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Poster for The Human Centipede (2009).
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WAIT JUST A GODDAMN SECOND. The two fully visible cutie marks, Pinkie and Twilight's, have both changed; Pinkie's balloons are heart-shaped, and Twilight has only three small stars accompanying her central one. Is this just design updates? Or are Rarity and Applejack now evil, dead, or written out?
Pinkie Pie's classic cutie mark, two round blue balloons floating below and to either side of one round yellow balloon.Twilight Sparkle's classic cutie mark, a large magenta star symbolizing herself encircled by five small white stars symbolizing the other five Bearers of Harmony.Pinkie Pie's new cutie mark, two HEART-SHAPED blue balloons floating below and to either side of one HEART-SHAPED yellow balloon.Twilight Sparkle's new cutie mark, a large magenta star symbolizing herself encircled by only three small white stars presumably symbolizing Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fluttershy embracing her true calling as the girl who used to ring you up at Hot Topic and just never gave up that energy.
A selfie taken by a young woman with dyed streaks in her hair, a nose ring, a monochrome tattoo on her upper arm of a topless pixie who herself also has a tattoo on her upper arm, at least two metal necklaces, and a top colored the same red-on-black as her hair.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fluttershy embracing her true calling as the girl who used to ring you up at Hot Topic and just never gave up that energy.
A selfie taken by a young woman with dyed streaks in her hair, a nose ring, a monochrome tattoo on her upper arm of a topless pixie who herself also has a tattoo on her upper arm, at least two metal necklaces, and a top colored the same red-on-black as her hair.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Have you ever read something and become suddenly convinced you were having a stroke when you got to the very last bit?
A sign for the Seattle Aquarium reading,

"WELCOME TO SEATTLE
BEST FISHES ON YOUR TRAVELS

MYSTERIOUS CREATURES INSIDE
CAN YOU SPOT THE PIKMIN?"
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Oh, I *adore* this. I want every prequel-esque movie/game/book/etc. to be marketed this way from now on.
'Before he was Washington...
he was...
GEORGE'""Before he was Wick... he was JOHN."

"Also it releasing not at Christmas is funny to me""Before he was Mario...
he was...
SUPER"

"It all makes sense now," accompanied by the poster for the James Gunn film Super (2010).Before he was Kazooie...
he was...
BANJO
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Also... is that....
Illusory wall's Vagrant face going :3 .Temmie (Undertale, 2015), also going :3 .
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
YOUR VAGR-ONA HAS A STUBBY LITTLE ANIMAL CROSSING BODY! 😭❤️
A VAGR-ONA THAT HAS A STUBBY LITTLE ANIMAL CROSSING BODY!
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
See how they fly. I'm crying.
The cover of the junior novel Donkey Kong Country: Rumble in the Jungle (1996) by the indomitable Michael Teitelbaum (otherwise known for Sonic the Hedgehog: Fotress of Fear and Gex), sporting the full-scene render created for the game on whose events the novel is based, Donkey Kong Land (1995). Two winged pig enemies called Hogwashes fly above the scene.Hogwash the Flying Pig. He'll make you fly too. We all fly down here, Georgie.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
See how they run, Like pigs from a gun.
Trotty, Banjo-Tooie (2000).Chris P. Bacon, Banjo-Tooie (2000).
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Void Kong in two weeks:
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wasn't prepared for how emotional, positively and negatively, his choice of words "I keep believing" would make me.
Carpenter was specifically targeting the Reagan era in They Live, he says, the hyperconsumerism, but also the inequality – contrasting Piper’s homeless community with the affluent heights of 80s Los Angeles. “It’s a documentary, and it didn’t end. It’s still going on now, even worse.” He stops himself. “You’ll get me ranting here, and that’s not a good thing.” But, almost needless to say, he’s depressed by the state of his country. “Things are bad here. I guess you guys realise that over there?”

Žižek, the Slovenian philosopher, called They Live “one of the forgotten masterpieces of the Hollywood left” in his 2012 documentary The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology, which saw the film as a metaphor for not just consumerism but ideology as a whole: “When you put the glasses on, you see dictatorship in democracy. It’s the invisible order which sustains your apparent freedom.”“I don’t know if I’d go that far,” says Carpenter (he has never heard of Žižek, and asks me to send him the clip). “It’s actually democracy under pressure from the dictator. I’m a real sucker for American values. There’s a lot of people like me and we’re constantly fighting, but we’re doing it within the system. I vote. That’s the only power I have. I’m not a rich guy like these guys. And I keep believing that we’ll fight them off one day. We’re all going to be like Roddy Piper, we’re going to give ’em the finger at the end there.”
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In an episode of Animal Planet's Animal Icons titled "It Came from Japan", Carpenter discussed his admiration for the original Godzilla film. He also appreciates video games as art, and particularly likes the Sonic the Hedgehog games Sonic Unleashed and Sonic Mania, as well as the F.E.A.R. series. He offered to narrate and help direct the cinematics for F.E.A.R. 3, ultimately serving as the game's narrator and consulting on its storyline. He has also praised video games such as Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy and Fallout 76. He has also expressed an interest in making a film based on Dead Space.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@altermentality.bsky.social Your legacy lives on.
"All-New Palm Tree" for Smash Bros., please! And yes, now that we have a clearer look, the new Diddy figurine does indeed have his 'DD' pin and millimeter of eye flesh!
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kermit the Frog sits alone in a room lit only by the computer screen he's staring into as a gun lies on the desk beside him.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Stunky, a smelly skunk Pokémon whose face is a fart-butt.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The thin arms make Pauline very Lorelei-coded in a way I didn't think about when I first saw this a year ago. I think you know what this means....
Lorelei from off of The Fourth doing the one facial expression that matters.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mario muscling in on Donkey Kong's territory yet again. 😔
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jesse Eisenberg??
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
SCOOBY YOU WOULD BE EATING SCRAPS OUT OF A DUMPSTER RIGHT NOW IF NOT FOR ALL OF THEM *SCOOBY*
Scooby-Doo, Where Are They?
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
👍☹️ www.san-ei-boeki.co.jp/products/
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Eggman pissed on the moon, Shadow rubbed up against the Earth.
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
DA DA-DA-DA-DA, DA DA DA! DA DA-DA-DA-DA, ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢᵘᵖᵉʳᵍᶦʳˡ....
"This movie did for feminism what Birth of a Nation did for equal rights."
—Dick the Birthday Boy, 2014
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Just Andre @justandre.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Basically identical.
They follow. Both of them.
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