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✨Juniper✨

@juniperthefatty.bsky.social
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he/him. leftist, disabled, AuDHD, T2 diabetic, fat (liberationist about it), and polyamorous. certified femme himbo. in recovery from addiction since 07/26. hedonistic af. committed to revolutionary trans joy. definitely one of the people of all time🌈

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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Worf has Klingon autism
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TekknoNerd @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
for the record: I will absolutely judge you based on your thoughts about pigeons 😤
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thank you friend! It really is. I'm glad to finally feel like I'm developing the skills to help manage things effectively. It truly feels like a miracle.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anyways I'm sitting here 2 years post psychosis, diagnosis secured (but not official), and I'm the most skillful and stable I've ever been. I finally found the therapy modality that actually works for me (shout-out to DBT) and my therapist couldn't be better for me. Recovery is possible.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Like I totally understand not wanting to saddle someone with that diagnosis officially, it's so stigmatized and often gets the patient worse treatment in every other clinical setting. But damn we could've at least talked about it?? Would have changed so much about my understanding of myself
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes I think about when I told my therapist at the time "hey I think I might have BPD?" and she immediately said "nah your relationships are too stable" Now here I am like 6 years and 1 psychotic episode later with a definite diagnosis 🤪
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
polyamory is difficult sometimes 🫠 that is all 🙃🫪
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 13/07/2026
always worth remembering
a patch with the outline of a gun, and text that says “cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either!”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
you know, we mock the concept, but there’s a 100% chance that somewhere in the world is a youth on AO3 who has read their grandma’s smut fic and doesnt know it
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
quick check to tell you if someone doesn't actually have any trans friends: if they refer to period products as "feminine" or "for women" or make a period seem like a ✨divine feminine experience✨ how nasty.
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naylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Say what you want about Lindsey Graham, I bet he's more fun in bed now.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026
My mom just called to tell me that she went to a museum about the Underground Railroad, where one of the exhibits talked about the locals having horns that they would blow to warn people when the slave catchers were in town “It’s just like your whistles!”
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Jason "Moominpappa era" Sullivan @jason0x21.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The CDC has stopped monitoring DEEZ NUTS.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No thanks, soccer. If I want to hear a man shouting about goals, I’ll call my father so he can tell me how he had such high hopes for me.
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Betty C. Jung @bettycjung.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am reposting this August 28, 2025 article which explains why there is this cyclosporiasis outbreak. CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program. www.cidrap.umn.edu/foodborne-di...
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CDC cuts back foodborne illness surveillance program
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ppl who make fun of others using flavor packets in water and say it's worse than regular water are so weird like just say you're boring and rude and move on???
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
making giant life adjustments and feeling....conflicted about it
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Doctor Who: Man Crying in Rain, 'So Many Feelings'
ALT: Doctor Who: Man Crying in Rain, 'So Many Feelings'
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
alexmey-does-an-arts
mm fulled of eggs

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wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

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[in giant flaming text] Oviposition blunder
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A heavily edited screenshot of Spock from an episode of Star Trek TOS. He's got his eyes closed, with his lips just slightly parted, and he looks really beautiful. The picture has been put through many multiple filters so it is tinted pink and has a slightly pixelated texture, and there are little sparkles of light scattered about, and it looks like Spock's makeup has been enhanced to really show off his pretty eyeshadow, blush, and pink lip. His hair looks extra shiny and perfect. It's almost like if Spock were a pretty Barbie doll, all made of plastic. Anyway, he's saying "Captain, our prime directive is to be fabulous"
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
More often now I let out little farts when I cough. This feels rather unfortunate as a stoner 😅 I guess this is getting old?
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@yourgwenbo.bsky.social as I'm scream singing the Laverne and Shirley theme song after she pointed it out being advertised on the tv
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The idea that fiction "normalizes" behavior makes intuitive sense until I think about how I have fun watching people get murdered in video games for hours a day but if I saw a dead body in real life I'd throw up and cry.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
lighting a candle for all trans people to live fucking long lives and get old as fuck and happy and comfortable and satisfied
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
There's a lot wrong with the world but there are insects outside that literally light up when they're trying to get laid and that's pretty cool.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I just found/used the mute account button and I feel very powerful
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I can't wait to be a 70 year old who texts things like "🥺👉🏼👈🏼" and "👌👀👌👀" cause you're so wrong if you think age is ever gonna get me off my bullshit
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
yeah you've experienced pain but have you ever tried to calm your brain and go to sleep while BPD splitting on *yourself*
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Prince Sleepyhead @demonenki.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Lwaxana Troi is my favorite old bitch of all time
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a woman in a red dress looking at herself in a mirror
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It's funny that the world the ultra rich so reliably create for themselves behind closed doors is a pale, hateful, empty shadow of what the average group of poly dorks does on any given weekend.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Become ungovernable
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sean Connery declined the role of Sybok in Star Trek V so they named the dwellingplace of God after him (Sha-ka-ree)
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 30/04/2026
In the Star Trek DS9 episode "The Way of The Warrior," the space battle scene called for so many Klingon ships that they actually used a bunch of Hallmark ornaments for the ones in the background.
Image of a space battle scene with small Klingon Birds-of-Prey in the background.Hallmark Klingon Bird-of-Prey ornament
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
people that close the bathroom door for no reason when they leave are one of my biggest pet peeves. like why would you do that?? what's the point, to keep the bad bathroom smells in? to make me unable to tell if it's open or not? 😭🤬
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A screenshot from Star Trek TOS of Sulu sitting on the bridge of the Enterprise. He is looking forward with a serious expression. The caption has been crudely edited: "Recircuit power to the engines. Maximum speed. Heading 69, mark 420."
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Tango! @pikeshorse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A couple of Chekovs 🥹
Photo of Anton Yelchin and Walter Koenig
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
between a med reaction, phone tag with my doctor, and my insurance being a fuck, I have been without a biologic med in my system for my PsA and HS for almost a month. I'm also going through withdrawals from THC as I take a needed tolerance break. all know is thank goodness for my mental health meds.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
it has only recently occurred to me that I can cut the tags out of the sides of my camisoles and I'm thrilled
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 23/04/2026
Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Proud of and happy for you, friend. Love seeing you thrive.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
why does Larry Ellison literally look like a real life version of a sleazy corporate villain in a movie 🤔 makes u think
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 01/03/2025
stoner dracula heading to the dispensary to buy another "veed wape"
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/04/2026
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
some days you're just eating breakfast so your edible has some fat to bind to in your system and that's okay lmao
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Want to turn into James Carville? Try this one weird trick
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✨Juniper✨ @juniperthefatty.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
saw a star trek meme out in the wild (so not in any of the special interest nerd groups with superfans lmao) and there was a comment asking if there was autistic representation or anything like that & not a single reply mentioned Data or Seven of Nine??? I'm starting to wonder if it was a nightmare
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. we invented the condom before steel. Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.
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