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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 8h

Bonnie Blue is the true heir to John Waters. Fight me

SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think Burnham learned a lesson from the clean air zone episode. In the face of criticism, he backed down in Manchester, whilst Sadiq Khan pressed ahead in London and was ultimately vindicated. A reminder that politicians can shape public sentiment rather than just following it.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

These people have never seen a 90s usenet flamewar. 5000 posts of people encouraging each other to self-harm because they disagree on whether the guy in Blade Runner is a robot or not.

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every fandom - every single one - is toxic as fuck because they're all basically ad hoc, anarchist collectives that police themselves and have no established societal norms. They're a microcism of what you get when you put loads of humans in a community without any particular goal in mind.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not a problem for me as I'm also unwilling to date 66% of straight women

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The best thing about this is how much it's going to upset British Trump fans.

BBC news snap of Donald Trump declaring support for a united Ireland

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Men want one thing and it's to be asked about the BBC's tape wiping policy prior to 1978

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

There is only one correct answer to this

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The more I think about it, requiring your subordinates to set up an entire new office in a different city just because you fancy working there 1 day a week feels like real dickhead ceo behaviour.

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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

There's a lot of cheering and honking on the wind

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Don't wanna jinx it but I reckon England could go all the way this year

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

One could say the same about the music, lighting, editing, costumes, stunts etc in a movie.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Ah yeah there's the England we all know and tolerate

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Fucksake. This means we're all going to have to age verify to use any of these, doesn't it.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

London cyclists are adopting increasingly aggressive tactics

A bicycle carrying a "Panzerfaust" single shot infantry anti-tank weapon.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Been watching Where Eagles Dare. Instead of shooting all the Nazis, why didn't Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton debate them and defeat them in the marketplace of ideas? So much for the tolerant left.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

In retrospect, watching 26 hours of war crimes back to back might not have been the best decision for my mental health.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

This problem began when George Lucas made 3 whole movies dedicated to the question of why, exactly, those Stars were at War.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Colleague: things are tricky at home. My love has got no money. Me (nodding, empathetic): ah, because of his trombolese?

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It's been a "rewatching acclaimed 1973 documentary 'The World at War' in its entirety" kind of week so far.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

How did he trademark the name in the 1860s when trademark registrations didn't begin in the UK until 1876?

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This implies being able to hear the wifi isn't normal. Which is worrying.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I googled something very niche and specific, and it quickly became apparent the primary source for the AI answer was a single reddit comment from 5 years ago. That *I'd* written

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I don't have a hard lower age limit for dating, but you need to remember what you were doing on 9/11

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

"I would love to find someone who doesn’t think that ‘a lot’ is ‘too much’ – who loves how *much* I am, and sees that as incredible value for money." NEW blog post: I want to be loved. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-want-... Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

Image of a grassy meadow flipped on its side, on the left hand side we see blue skies and clouds, with the meadow beneath, in which beautiful wildflowers are forming a picture of a wistful woman's face. On the right hand side we see beneath the earth, where the roots laid down form the face of a soft-looking bearded man

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Went to have a look at Liverpool catholic cathedral.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Enjoying seeing various branches of US local government utterly shit the bed over the prospect of a major sporting event occurring at the major sporting venue in their respective localities.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The sexiest thing a man can do is sing Glory Box at karaoke without gender-swapping the lyrics.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Dear lord, what a sad little life

Dune style poster with text "You won Paul. Enjoy the spice I hope it makes you happy."

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Happy to all those who celebrate!

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Not creating. Not innovating. Just a little LLM who can't generate coherent similies, changing the world one poorly written essay at a time. And that? That's big.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Why doesn't Bluey interrogate settler colonialism?

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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Him: maybe we could do some anal after we’ve watched Project Hail Mary? Me: ooh, good idea! We can go from ‘wholesome’ to ‘some hole’!

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

There's a guy on the train watching what sounds like AI generated evangelical Tiktoks without any headphones and I really need him to continue what he's doing.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I'm wrestling with the possibility that I'm actually very boring

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I'm on the train but I don't have any train beers. Really dropped the ball on this one

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ser Traline: the most even tempered knight of the seven kingdoms

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Trying to explain to my ESL students the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Ok but what can the impending invasion of Iran teach me about B2B marketing?

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

As somebody who lives in a male body that's varied quite wildly in size and shape over the years, this was really beautiful to read.

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SaltBAE Systems @jumpeduptelex.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Gonna make a thread of bands what I've seen this year, partly to remember them, partly because I should probably post *something* (excuse the extremely variable quality of pictures)

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Alex MacFarlane @aghowes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Impeccable vibes to look at the news every day and see a piece about how the country's getting worse, often through deliberate government action, next to a piece saying that if you're feeling mentally ill about it, no you're not.

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