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A gray cat irl

@jumbopunk.bsky.social
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He/him/his, 30s, internet gremlin. Video games, music, animals, and godawful jokes can be found here.

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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seth McFarlane is the Taylor Swift of comedy
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does he, yknow... *mimes dipping a chip* get his salsa from New York City?
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sorry I only listen to advertiser-appropriate music like Pew-pews & Roses
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill Da do ron ron ron da do ron ron Down at Gino's bar and grill Da do ron ron ron da do ron ron
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I got a hold of Mitch McConnell and he told me my Black Desert Online character looks just like Bart
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Someone on Threads really tried to tell me that Boomers don't pout about modern music as if I haven't read with my own eyes any posts where people got mad about Ghost having anything in common with Kiss or Alice Cooper
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"To paraphrase Nathan Hale, I only regret that we have but one seat to take from the Democrats." This is what Democrats are facing. Any Dem who favors bipartisanship over maximalist opposition is either lost and worthy of replacement or a Republican sympathizer.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Our Boys, who art back in town,
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
So many Dead Milkmen songs are just "let's talk about this extremely punchable guy we invented"
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
@discord.com ngl I do not trust yall w my ID or face
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My new hot Elder Scrolls take is that Dibella would absolutely be a popular goddess w trans women in Tamriel
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Every photo of Tobias Forge is either: -look at this fucking cryptid -saddest puppy on Petfinder
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Shrexes and the oh-oh-ohs they swamp me Like oh-ogres they want me To make pop culture jokes They WON'T LET GO
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
New laptop just got here and I'm mad that I have to work instead of setting it up
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leigh ⚾️ @scrungly.northsky.social · 05/01/2026
darryl strawberry's mlb debut was in 1983, 25 years after bob lemon's last game. considering strawberry's exit from mlb in 1999, we are now one year overdue for a player with a fruit name.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
ICE raids are cruel, inhumane, and do nothing to serve public safety. My responsibility is to be the mayor to each and every person that calls this city their home. That includes millions of immigrants— of which I am one.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 27/11/2025
Izolde is a wonderful member of our local trans community who's going through a really rough time right now. Please help if you can!!!
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Jade Walker @jadewalker.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of food stamps are employed, half of them full-time. Nearly 2,500 work for Amazon and another 2,300 work for Walmart. Uber, DoorDash and Tempus Unlimited each have more than 1,400 workers who rely on SNAP www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
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‘The government is subsidizing corporate profits’: Who employs the most SNAP recipients in Massachusetts? - The Boston Globe
In Massachusetts, 74 percent of working-age SNAP recipients have jobs.
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Majicella✨💫🪐 @majicella.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
As unionization began to dwindle so too did the defined benefit pension. Instead we were switched to cash value plans that left us at the mercy of the market It time for employees to unionize - includes nurses, doctors, businesspeople, graduate doctors in medical school & residency. Here’s why!
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
ICE is disguising its vehicles as Uber and Lyft cars. Pass the word
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 22/11/2025
I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"War on Christmas" mfs when the box for a fake tree describes what species it's supposed to represent
A cat with ears pinned back, squinted eyes, and bared teeth.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Yall want to get weird w everything until I, Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova,
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/11/2025
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hard to believe that RFK Jr didn't consider that autism could be caused by bofa
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
CALL YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS. Seriously, all hands on deck, this is going nowhere good and is going to be a stain on our country forever. Call, please!
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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I just called Chuck Schumer’s office and, for the first time EVER, a person answered, who then politely entered my complaints into their call log. This tells me two things: 1) They’re not getting enough calls over there, and 2) If you want to yell at Schumer, today’s the day. (212) 486-4430
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IvyGM @ivygm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this is tribunal propaganda
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Rocky Horror Pro Skater
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
If I have to hear "nothing beats a Jet2 holiday" ever fucking again I'm gonna lose it
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
"I asked ChatGPT--" yeah well I asked your mom and she gave clear, enthusiastic consent
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 31/07/2025
Ouch... this one really hurts. There's a trans nerd in the Bay Area (whom I've met and can vouch for) and we raised some $$ for her in the past, getting her into a stable situation. But now? She's been robbed and lost everything. Please help if you can: www.gofundme.com/f/DWORD-0x62...
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Donate to Help chronically ill woman with food and bills, organized by Amber Bruce
I am extremely grateful to everyone who has supported me for the past year … Amber Bruce needs your support for Help chronically ill woman with food and bills
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
My dad is picking out the most fascinating shit to watch w/o my mom in the house to hog the remote
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Feet have so many weird little bones and crackable joints I feel like I'm walking on bubble wrap half the time
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Weirdest part of the Ghislane Maxwell coverage on CNN rn is that it feels like no two ppl are saying her name the same way
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Vee @icalasari.illusoria.ca · 24/07/2025
# to complain to Mastercard, Visa, & Paypal Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Mastercard (US Alt. #): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (US): 1-800-307-7309 Mastercard (UK): 0800-96-4767 Mastercard (Aus): 1800-120-113 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/07/2025
“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned
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Kristofer Goldsmith @krisgoldsmith85.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
“Too dangerous for U.S. media.” World White Hate opens with POV footage from multiple white supremacist massacres. This film had to premiere in Germany. I appear in it. Here's why. 🔗 onoffense.substack.com/p/world-white-hate
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Too Real for America: Why a German Documentary Had to Tell the Truth About Our Fascist Problem
The new documentary “World White Hate” opens with terrorist POV footage from multiple white supremacist massacres. It’s brutal, honest—and banned from U.S. airwaves. Here’s why it matters, and why I c...
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Seriously though: Donate. Please.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Ex-farm worker here. We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing. Not true AT ALL. Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are. The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour. At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.
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Kim D Arthouse @kimarthouse.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This image has been reported and flagged 4 times in the past hour on Tik Tok for going against community guidelines. The ❄️ MAGA see this as an insult? Please feel free to share the hell out of it then.
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Little Lobbyists @littlelobbyists.com · 03/07/2025
OUR WORK IS NOT DONE Little Lobbyists will keep fighting for medically complex and disabled children in the states. We will fight to roll back these disastrous cuts to #Medicaid. We will confront those who voted to take healthcare away from millions of us. Please support our work ⬇️
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Donate to Little Lobbyists Action Network
Show your support with a contribution.
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
V E R T I G O Spot the Hitchcock cameo
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
J U G G A L O spray me down with that Faygo
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Save me from the drag queen who is reading me, I'm goopified (Gaggery! Snatchery!)
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A gray cat irl @jumbopunk.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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