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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️

@jumbojorts.northsky.social
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it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | urbanism enjoyer | maker of game NPC behavior and annoying wolves at remedy | cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK | wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social

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Winton Kidd🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 9h
Karlach recline (2023)❤️‍🔥👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 see more⤵️ www.patreon.com/cw/wintonkidd #nsfwart #BG3 #Karlach
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
okay no hang on I might actually just be derealising right now, I'll get back to you on this
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
I get the same feeling from that Halo CE remake, like it came out but that shit is fake as hell, I literally don't believe it is a real thing anyone has or can play
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
idk why but GTA 6 feels fake to me. Like I could play it when it comes out and I'm not sure if my brain would accept it actually exists.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 6h
We are honoured to receive two nominations for CONTROL Resonant in the Golden Joysticks! 🔻 Best Visual Design 🔻 Best Supporting Performer - Frankie Kevich as Zoe de Vera We'd be really grateful if you gave us your votes: www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickaw… #CONTROLResonant
The 44th Annual Golden Joystick Awards. GoldenJoysticks.com Vote now for CONTROL Resonant!
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Anni K. Comics @annikcomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a high possibility that I will draw more Control Resonant fanart later so I'mma make a thread for it here. Starting with some silly doodles. #ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
Little doodle of Dylan Faden with his aberrant, looking sad.
There's text around him: I'm fucked up but I'm trying my best
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Anni K. Comics @annikcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I guess we'll just have to trust each other." #ControlResonant #ControlResonantSpoilers #ControlResonanFanart #annikART
Digital drawing of Zoe de Vera and Dylan Faden from the videogame Control Resonant. Zoe's arms are around Dylan and she is holding a device labeled P6 and that has a big red button. She's looking towards us. Dylan's back is agains us, he looks somber. He is holding the aberrant in his hand. The background is red with many doodles of circles.
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Glintstone Kris 🏳‍⚧ Maintenance Mode ⚙️🔧 @inoxian.bsky.social · 11h
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Boosted Bonobo | Comms Open |🍌 @boostedbonobo.bsky.social · 9h
🐊 💧 🥵
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
Okay but he actually did nothing wrong. A government organization kidnapped him and tortured him his entire life, he has every right to go ape shit and kill them all yet it still took an evil entity corrupting him to actually do it. He is a sweet boy and the FBC sucks.
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Price for Freedom @priceforfreedom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Price for Freedom #524 priceforfreedom.net/comic/price_for_freedom/524 @arbuzbudesh.bsky.social
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
Fuck, my appetite has come back, no please, I don't want to eat
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💋 𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕒 • ♱ @ladypaprika.bsky.social · 8h
Pink Cat, Pink Lingerie 🩷
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💽💜DIFER 𝄀 𝄂𝄃𝄂 𝄃𝄀𝄂 𝄂𝄀𝄀 𝄂 @diferartz.copperyarn.xyz · 13h
This is a lake!!
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astralbean 🔻 @starbornbean.bsky.social · 23h
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 8h
I'm so helplessly sapphic
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Scott Malin @scottmalin.bsky.social · 8h
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maxmushroomNSFW @maxnsfwshroom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ivy for @giegues.bsky.social
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sorry i can't stop thinking about "we had a nice conversation the following day and we mutually agreed that i assaulted her" what the Fuck. i would really like to hear what she thought of that conversation. because i don't think it was that.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 11h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 9h
Sorry to keep posting about such a horrible topic, but it has been on my mind a lot. Last month was the first anniversary of me kicking my rapist out of my apartment and out of my life. I lived with him in denial about what he did to me for 8 years.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Squirrel with a Gun 🔫🐿️ Out now on PC/PS5/XBox! @quitedan.bsky.social · 11h
Day 51
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 12h
this is no longer a joke
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hizzacked - commissions open @hizzacked.newgrounds.com · 12h
i havent drawn her in so long i need to practice capturing her essence again
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 11h
I love it when men with 10-15yr of experience in games think they are being inclusive by being like, "If you are X minority pitch me on this game that stars a X minority protagonist," implying that said minority's voice is only valued when talking as a defacto representative for a whole group...
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 11h
Carnivore or no, all us creatures have the urge to bite a big chunk out of a large round thing
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 14h
Star Wars: Galactic Racer is the shot in the arm the arcade racing genre has been waiting for. Fast, frenetic, and fun. It's a reminder of what the genre can be when it is willing to push boundaries and the speed limit. My review: www.gamerguides.com/star-wars-ga...
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RIFU☢️ @rifuhata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Cat noticed you
This is a work in progress of an art piece, with elements of SAI interface.
There is a woman with cat-like appearance, black hair and cat ears. She wears shiny silver glove with claws, leather jacket and pants. In the bottom right corner there is a close up of her mouth with sharp teeth and big tongue. In the middle there is two small blue panthers, made from surrealistic smoke-like matter. Around woman there is metallic shapes and ornaments, floating on alebaster background. Woman looks playful, but dangerous and mysterious.
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 14h
Maybe if I swap to a larger gear on my single speed bike it could make hills/slopes easier? It really feels like such minor slopes shouldn't be this much of a challenge and going downhill it spins out at a pretty low speed. I'm not really sure how changing that kind of thing works though.
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 16h
The Jacob Geller situation has had me thinking a lot. I fully believe in rehabilitation and that people can improve over their past, and ultimately I'd prefer for people to be able to rehabilitate without being placed in some form of prison. But I think for a rapist that-
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 16h
I respect the choice from bluesky's user base to clown on bluesky team right from the start and never stop. They suck and they deserve to hear it everyday until they suck less.
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Claudia: lesbian space merc @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look what I found.
Two-panel meme of a TV ad for a flex tape product.

Panel 1: A man, labeled "Bluesky Safety and Moderation", stands next to a giant, transparent tank of water. The tank is labeled "frequent posts hoping that trans people will die". It has a hole in it that water is pouring out of, and the man is winding his arm back to slap the tank.

Panel 2: SLAP! Closeup of his hand slapping tape over the hole. The hand and tape are labeled "mute the reports from trans people as abusive".
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 16h
Whenever anyone in real life that doesn't know me well calls me goated I giggle a little
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 16h
Do you think it feels good for the enemies in control when Jesse mind controls them?
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 16h
Ordered something a few months ago and its status has been "ordered to warehouse from supplier" the entire time. I emailed the store about it and they said there was a delay with the supplier and I'd get the order in three weeks... That was five weeks ago 😑
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KartP 🦊 @kartp.bsky.social · 21h
lazy fox #kartart #originalcharacter #k
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 17h
I had a hard time yesterday but everyone in my life is hot and nice so I'm better now
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 18h
Jimmy McGill is a girl and Saul Goodman is a boy. I hope this clarifies things
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 02/10/2026
a masterpiece. ill be thinking about this video game until the day i die.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 02/10/2026
Control Resonant is once again a video game about the wonderful and terrifying possibilities of architecture: aftermath.site/control-resona...
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just can't stop fucking things up and being useless. I can't function like a regular human being.
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to kill myself so badly but I'm scared of death and don't want to traumatize my wife so I guess I have to keep dragging myself through broken glass every day
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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's spooky month so let me cast a spell on you
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Melody Support me: subscribe.yeougui.com/ Join my community: discord.yeougui.com/
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yuki’s Punishment [2/40 Variants] Support me: subscribe.yeougui.com/ Join my community: discord.yeougui.com/
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
next time won't be an accident
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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Evelyn - puppiest of goats 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
need
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yuri arc - ft. cacto @cactigang.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The correct way to treat your frontliner
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Georgia is doodling spookily 🎃 🔞 @rudegobbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A is for alien 👽 this is how tig ends up getting most problems solved
a color drawing of my alien girl tig having sex with five other aliens. she has purple skin, dark hair in two bunches, five eyes, pointy ears, two antennae, and wears nothing but a collar. she is sitting on the lap of a bigger alien who has their dick in her ass, and there are four other dicks coming into frame and cumming over her. she has her long tongue wrapped around one of the dicks.
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