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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️

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NSFW | it/she/they | Some form of asexual lesbian thing | wife poster | urbanism enjoyer | maker of game NPC behavior | cutest puppy in Finland, in self-imposed exile from the UK | wife of @eeveelutionx.bsky.social

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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 30s
Hookups arranged on dating apps usually
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 1h
To be fair she was a dom and I did tell her she could be mean to me so I think it was maybe intended to be part of the experience
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 1h
Once I sucked a girl off in her car and after she came she said she couldn't be bothered to drive me home because it was out of her way, so she made me walk home. I'm sad to say this sequence of events turned me on to the point I came in my underwear as I watched her drive away.
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Lust Incarnate Comics @incarnatecomics.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
With Love, Tex. 🖤
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
Read every word of this and share it.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 2h
(Drawing of my fursona is by @deer.stream)
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 2h
I saw the last week tonight segment about people wanting to fuck this banks sheep mascot and it makes me happy because it is very similar to my goat fursona. Very validating.
CGI green sheepAnthropomorphized goat with green fur and white face, wearing dungarees
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 2h
Maybe they'll help when I inevitably end up back there 🤷🏼‍♀️
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 2h
Btw, other than putting me in the psych ward the doctors gave no plan for new treatment or follow-up care, so I'm on my own again. I hate doctors so much.
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skelliefranky @skelliefranky.bsky.social · 22h
magic goon circle
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 3h
I kinda love how much they committed to making him the ugliest model to ever be put in a game, but yeah I would actively hate having to play against him and see him.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 3h
Studies consistently indicate that using AI reduces your cognitive ability, like most parts of the body your ability to think follows the "use it or lose it" principle. It's genuinely sad that this is happening to people and sadder still how many are made aware of this and choose to use AI anyway.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 3h
Ah I see. For facial hair I have had decent results from the Phillips OneBlade electric razor, it can't shave as close as as a regular razor though so might not be great if your facial hair is dark
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 4h
They're a little scary at first because they can be easier to cut yourself with but when you get used to them they give a really clean shave and I find they snag on hairs and skin less than multi-blade razors so I cut myself less now.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 4h
I use an old style one-bladed saftey razor like this; you buy individual blades for it rather than throwing away the whole thing like a disposable one.
Picture of a saftey razor leaning against a cardboard packaging
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dog woman
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
It's like saying if you don't shoot someone you're sticking your head in the sand on the subject of murder
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 10h
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Glintstone Kris 🏳‍⚧ Maintenance Mode ⚙️🔧 @inoxian.bsky.social · 5h
Bowling alley with pool tables ass phone
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
this is mood. I had to unsubscribe from all my patreons and stop giving money to mutual aid recently and it makes me sad
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
Though I'd probably wanna make a video essay about ecology but that wouldn't make for a good fair display. Maybe I should just make a video essay about ecology.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
When my high school did science fair I really phoned it in and just wrote some crap in pen on a couple of A4 pieces of paper because I couldn't afford materials and I was too depressed to do it. I wish I could do a science fair now because I would make something way better.
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 11h
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 5h
wait, are they actually wearable?
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
I got given a code for Silver Pines, it looks fucking banger, can't wait to play
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CudaArt @cudaart.bsky.social · 7h
A #portfolioday in this economy? Fabolous! I am Cuda, an italian expat in London, for now at least. I play around with inks and watercolours, I focus on shapes and implied figures, I want the viewer to be part of my process!
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
If it helps, I'm a women so I have never pooped in my life
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Mon 👻 @onigiriarts.bsky.social · 19h
I think it's been long enough Have some blubs from hit new game Minecraft Dungeons 2 #nsfwart #blub #minecraft #monstergirl #yuri
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
kissing me or sniffing my butt? Or both?
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
can't stop wont stop
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
It feels so wrong, I hate it
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
thank you :3 I'm surprised I managed to keep my hair looking so good there
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 6h
I was only gone for two nights but my cats are just constantly coming to kiss my face and give me love 😭 Also one of them keeps sniffing my butt for some reason?
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
I love my wife, she is so perfect
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
Also like, I'm very poor and need money, but I feel bad asking like that
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 22h
A couple of years ago, an electrician tried to convince us to install a "smart" electrical panel that would balance our power usage via an app, turning off electricity to various appliances as needed. We declined. "I don't want to worry about my fridge getting hacked," I said. He laughed.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
What? Gears of War E-day isn't about force femming the big muscle men so they become more obedient soldiers? Then what is even the point?
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
You could cuddle and bury your face into me while I play Silent Hill
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
Adorable
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 17h
Boomhauer
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 7h
Eh wth, if anyone wants to treat me to a pizza or Star Wars Galactic Racer as a gift for getting out of crazy prison: ko-fi.com/evelyn18570
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AJ Gala @ajgala.bsky.social · 10h
#OctoberARTJAM26 art prompt is BUGS! And I'm LINELESS again! Pls enjoy Apple Juice Gala in all her glory before she eats them bugs.
Woman with short blonde curly hair tempts three glossy black centipedes with her tongue. Subtle light blue and orange glow lighting.
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 8h
Okay this is honestly fucked up, they can't cube the triangle cheese
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Little Sheep @littlesheep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bunny 🍑
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 8h
Just like me fr
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Juniper<3 @junicanart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When the depression finally wears off and you remember you’re actually goated
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🔞 Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🔞 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 8h
At times I'm all three kinds of these women
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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 09/10/2026
Two adjacent houses used as a meme: a minimalist black house labeled "MY TASTE IN WOMEN" next to a colorful purple‑pink Victorian (and its garage) labeled "ALSO MY TASTE IN WOMEN," poking fun at varied/contradictory tastes.
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Honovy @honovy.bsky.social · 21h
#Kinktober 8/20 Bodyhair Sketch for Hervicksy
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