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Scipio Africanus the Elder God

@julze.bsky.social
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Bad jokes. Worse movie takes. Public health rants. PWHL, WNBA, and NHL nonsense. I'm not here to make you laugh. I'm here to make me laugh. She/Her

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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheating at solitaire is a fine way to spend an international flight and that's a hill I'll die on.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me w Sofia Coppola re: Marie Antoinette.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantasy 100% does. It's evident in the audience response to the "cozy" fantasy books and any critical analysis of them. You don't even have to say that they're poorly written! Just looking at the themes they contain with any sort of critical eye is enough to get you yelled at.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IMO individuals don't have to engage with everything they read at a deeper level than "I enjoyed it" but someone, somewhere should be doing it without getting yelled at by their audience. Otherwise you are correct: it's just fandom (derogatory).
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna get myself cancelled here but: That's how many romance readers want it. They don't want to think critically about what they're reading. They want to "turn their brain off." And when you suggest they engage with what they're reading at any level, they get mad and call you a sexist.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't like or agree with everything JCO says but my God is that woman a poaster. The best to ever do it. Even when I disagree with her I love to watch her discourse.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But also I once bullied a friend into giving the non-profit I volunteer for several thousand dollars because we were out of money and about to shutter and "you remember what I was like before I found them. Do you want to go back to 3 am phone calls because I had an idea?"
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I eat hella baby carrots. The crunching and chewing keep me moving while I have to sit still and think.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is my wife? hahaha com'on fellas amirite? You know I'm right. ha Ball and chain.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I unironically love this album and still listen to it once a year w no skips. Truly excellent boutique indie rock.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did she know who she wanted to take her home?
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So yes, don't sit there and tell me "Oh it's easy just require masks" because it's not. People who want masks DO harass people. And COVID conscious folks who are chill: come and get your fucking people.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Things people threatened me with violence for: 1. We didn't require KN-95s for all people. 2. Children aged 5 and under were not required to mask. 3. We allowed eating and drinking in the building. 4. I personally didn't overhaul the HVAC system for the convention center. 5. Not requiring boosters.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And before a single person out there says "Well all you have to do is have a masking policy" NO that is actually not enough. I was the person enforcing the masking policy at an org for 2 years. We had a fairly standard policy and I still was harassed. Y'all it was bad.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And others who agree with them are simply not ready to deal with this yet. When you call it out and say "Hey I got harassed and it was really bad" they either tell you that it's your fault for not doing everything perfectly OR write it off as "people are scared and sometimes cross the line."
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are just as likely to threaten you and your organization with physical violence. They are just as likely to tell you to kys. They are MORE likely to threaten to harm themselves and then tell you it will be all your fault. However they do not threaten you with sexual violence which is nice tbh.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have so many thoughts on the Boston Globe article and will probably be making threads for DAYS about it. But I am going to start here. One thing the COVID Conscious community is not ready to reckon with is that people who support masking are JUST AS LIKELY to harass as the other side.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol @ "olde english" like its a ren faire YE OLDE TURKEY LEG
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOL Yes I do have a grudge against Fremont Brewing that I will take to my grave. No I will not explain why.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's the absolute worst.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I see this as being directly related to public health being unwilling to define "community" or "partner." Which is also directly related to local public health not being able to reconcile and draw boundaries w "community" expertise vs public health expertise.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is the Isle of Sassoon?
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last thing I will say on this: 20 year old me never, ever imagined a world without a specific person. The idea that he would refuse to speak to me for 2 years and then kill himself was unimaginable. But it happened. I am here and he is not. It's astonishing what you can live through.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She wasn't particularly nice or decent person. But she recognized it and got her shit together and did her therapy even though she had shit role models for parents. I am sure if we asked her what she thought about me now, she'd say something shitty. But I love her anyway. And I am so proud of her.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me was mentally ill and struggling with some really heavy shit. I am not terribly interested in what she would think about me now. Nobody should be interested in what she would think of them. We should all just be proud of her for taking care of her mental health and making me possible.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nooooooooo I had all my fingers crossed for you.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't care for the song, but the video for Downtown is fantastic. No idea how much Macklemore had to do with that tho.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think my favorite part about this post is that it posits that in an actual triathlon, you are swimming, cycling and running all at the same time.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I once lived next to a woman who would spend hours screaming at her boyfriend. I could never figure out if it was some kind of reactive abuse or if she was the abusive one. There was a lot going on there outside of the screaming.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idk if I would say it's my favorite but I do really like the episode "Confessions and Lamentations" of Babylon 5.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think the fantasy is getting railed.
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Brent @danverzone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think I've ever been more excited to correct someone on X-Men lore in my life. Hold my beer.
Main Image: A photograph of Hunter Schafer edited to look like the X-Men character Mystique, featuring textured blue skin, yellow eyes, red hair, and a white dress accented by a gold skull belt.

Post Caption: "Oh my God, they made Hunter Schafer into Mystique and I loved it, holy shit."

UI Element: A search bar reading "Search · Hunter Schafer Mystique".

Comment Section: A reply from user 'zenlessman' that reads: "Yea no mystique has and always will be a biological woman that gives birth to nightcrawler ,a baby can't come out of a cut sausage wound".
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We're going to enter our next Ice Age and they'll still be making these fucking movies.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am back on my bullshit and you love to see it.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WNBA critics: The WNBA is a hotbed of lesbianism WNBA fans: The WNBA is a hotbed of lesbianism
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I do sign language interpreting! Or at least I used to; now I have another job.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am not a philosopher but I am an interpreter and I want to add that I've noticed many people in these conversations conflate language, communication, and meaning. Not all meaningful communication involves language. Not every use of language creates meaning. They cannot be used interchangeably.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The entire reason I didn't watch the live action Mulan was there was no I'll Make a Man Out of You. Garbage decision by a garbage company tbh.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Before I respond, were you aware that juries had previously found women who committed infanticide NGRI for having postpartum psychosis? Or was this just the first time you had thought about it? This will inform my answer so pls be honest.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And the bisexuals! We're also not happy with it!
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The one thing I haven't seen anyone mention yet: Women have been found to be NGRI after killing their children when in postpartum psychosis before and women are still allowed to serve in the military, police, etc. This isn't the first time any of this has happened.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think I saw this on a PETA billboard once.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If this is a joke, I do not get it. It's not funny.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wat
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes other people live our worst nightmares. Acknowledging that doesn't make us bad mothers or unfit to be around children. It just means that we know something is possible and we can acknowledge the possibility.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've had to unfollow a lot of people over this. And no matter how many words I mute or whatever, I kept seeing it. So instead I have removed all my filters and are now muting/unfollowing/blocking liberally.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There were things about Emma that I really only understood once I started reading it aloud to myself. I didn't need to do the same with Pride and Prejudice.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The thing this week that has been bringing me the most joy lately has been watching the Childfree forums fight over whether or not Dolly Parton was childfree. It's my favorite type of internet argument: vicious, philosophical, and totally, completely meaningless.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think a bit differently. However, I give greater weight to her ex husband's testimony than most people do. I truly believe she had a psychotic break and given the way our systems work, for many people's sakes, she should be in a mental health institution, probably for the rest of her life.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ok. I interpreted the "you" in the previous post to be referring to Lindsay herself.
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