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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 1h
@philbraun.bsky.social listening on OHL!
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@nicklutsko.bsky.social the Elf must be getting hungry
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you for the music to remind me of better times @nicklutsko.bsky.social
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#viralphil
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$0.000036 is too many dollars of my taxes for this crap
apnews.com
US government foots bill for television advertisement featuring Trump's midterm messaging
An ad running on Fox News and Newsmax showing images of President Donald Trump and calling for the defeat of communism was paid for by the U.S. government.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's like there are a few hundred edward snowdens trapped at the iceland airport but we're all from portland and are too nice to demand our rights
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
bitch is q u a k i n g
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Hands @anem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look if centrists in the majority weren't allowed to take credit for stuff they showed up to at the last minute after being the primary roadblock for decades, they'd barely have any accomplishments to their name. It'd be unfair to give all the credit to the minorities who did all the work.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is part of the left hemisphere? the right? where do we begin? do we truly ever end?
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✨Zarathustra✨ @zarathenurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@auralnauts.bsky.social Craven you have no idea how nice this refresh pull was, and I really am so happy to see Auralnauts back in action. You and Me and the CDC was blasting on my car stereo as I drove around, waiting for quarantine to end. Both you and Zak's work never ceases to bring me joy!!!<3
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"NIAMOS!" from Andor (Cantina Band Version)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@philbraun.bsky.social Sorry to be your #46 fan here Phil, but I hope you get a chance to call in to whatever this new Vicksburg show is about. Thursday Night means information now. Love your input on the show. Take care, Phil!
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you, @democracynow.org. Amy, your coughs I heard hurt. Coughs shared by Juan. By millions of New Yorkers, and those visiting our largest city; perhaps to marvel at buildings then smoldering. The American cost was not the thousands dead on impact and in escape. It is far, far more.
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“Toxic Nightmare”: 25 Years After 9/11, Health Effects Linger for Thousands
YouTube video by Democracy Now!
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maria BYEtiromo
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm 25, Hunter Biden is my dad's age, it could work...?+
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The peeled garlic clover, though unfathomably adorable, is not enough garlic flavor
It is a micro clove of garlic next to typical clove of garlic
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry... gahhhh!!
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bringbackbraun.com is live! I am still securing the email address... please wait to submit any contact, I want to make sure we have a case worthy of this InfoWar continuing under uh, Phil Braun.
bingbackbraun.com
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am ASHAMED that @theonion.com - some of the BEST NEWS - decapitated to the WOKE MOB and LIBERAL 'DIY' IDEAS to CANCEL @philbraun.bsky.social. I am organizing a grass-roots movement to reinstate Phil. BringBackBraun.org will soon be live. Unfortunately .com was taken. It sounded better, too.
bringbackbraun.org
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FUCK YEAH.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Welcome to my Bluesky page! I use this as my journal. Mostly for those thoughts and musings of mine that I don't mind people reading. However, occasional intoxication tends to challenge my discretion. You've been warned! Proud supporter of the Bill a̶n̶d̶ ̶M̶e̶l̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ Gates Foundation
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@philbraun.bsky.social can I buy a meeting with Horace?
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think there should be a show called Oopu Goobu: A Star Wars Story. They are basically a canon, misanthropic Jedi who recognizes their time has come. After vanishing in sleep, they wake up and say "By The Force, that eternity felt like a minute!" They're back! And nobody noticed they died!
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social We're being LIED TO... by the AI news! Heidecker will find Jones in Hell. Ain't no man such as Jones deserving of any eternal, gay-old time!
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Tim Heidecker Dead? Viral InfoWars Death Claim Debunked
YouTube video by Axiora Reports
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump is the President. He is just some guy. This is NOT an episode of 24. This is real life. If you're willing to let American lives cease - ANTITHETICAL to POTUS' role - as you're wheeled to safety next to a tray of cold cuts and emotional support (Filet o') Fish, you shouldn't fucking be POTUS.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🎤⬇️
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@timheidecker.bsky.social did you happen to subscribe to The Onion before hosting InfoWars? It's been about a couple months... and now your horse, Horace has been horribly divorced from life. It could be a coincidence... or that ad I saw might be on to something, as I now use my prints as blankets
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
YES.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Officially a quarter-centurian
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was going to post something that goes hard with the algorithm but I forgot what it was. Shit.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My favorite character in #GH is the old lady, she's like diet Lucille Bluth. I like Z and Agent Jax's no nonsense mom. Skater boy 1 needs to get a clue
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I will be Gen Z's Ea-Nasir. Somehow.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsey Graham's Disney trip was his make a wish
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You've heard of 'Marry Me' chicken, but have you ever heard of 'Bury Me' chicken? It's the same recipe but cooked in a dishwasher sous vide. Served with salmonella
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I found this beetle guy near my pot stuff. They are moving very slowly, and similarly to me when an edible knocks me on my ass. It could also be a pesticide, because we have 30 year old Sevin close to that area... hopefully they are just having a terrible trip from the forbidden lettuce crumbs
Beetle struggles to move after a tough night
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it isn't quite dead yet but she's a little closer to death than a year ago
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
watching hasanabi clips like the degenerate lib I am, and there's a guy in the video Hasan is reacting to named Israel Epstein. ISRAEL. EPSTEIN. bro's middle name must be gd Mossad ffs
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am shocked that I did not make any drunk posts during my last bender. I apologize for the lack of a typo-ridden manifesto.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Lmfao
MS NOW Presents: Live Footage of The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts facade restoration
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@theonion.com Thank you for expeditiously releasing season two of ‘A Very Fatal Murder.’ I am proud that my monthly support got THE Bill Curtis, and also @petersagal.bsky.social. If employers could opt-in to a Global Tetrahedron withholding, they would get 12 of my paycheck’s percents.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh, corporatized Snowball… if only the one who penned you into existence could see how brutally correct his assessments were. Rest in Peace, George Orwell.
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
💔
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Post-Election Fünke @snarkington.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
goddamn
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The news has come: And now, so have I. Join The Onion print-lovers for $9.99 a month. No other publication is omnipotent as is The Onion. This alone contains the world’s news of an entire month. The only document rivaling this paper is The Constitution. That’s amendable. This changes. Monthly.
My print edition of The Onion, I have a month of global events to catch up on
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It’s so funny to me how all of the crap being branded for the 250th bday of the US has already been made, is being made, and will certainly stop being made before the 4th is even upon us. It’s so hollow, and to me it speaks to an emptiness that has formed as our society has decayed from within. 🇺🇸!!
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Peggy March @rebelgeo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
@jamesgis.bsky.social
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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@aragusea.bsky.social this is an excellent video and I appreciate you tackling the points that you did, and I hope that it gains some good traction!! Everyone needs to know about this and the background/context surrounding this bill. You framed your final point marvelously!!
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The Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act of 2026 (is a real thing)
YouTube video by Adam Ragusea
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