Sign in

July

@julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social
750 followers 469 following 938 posts

Bluesky is the only real social media platform I use, and no: I'm not on suicide watch. Yet. 25 | Lives funny existence, wants to be comedian | Area Queer | Fresh out of the worst time of my life

PostsRepliesMedia
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 2h
Todd's great but Jeremy is something else.. gotta quench my thirst for the firecrotch with some HOGWATER!
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 2h
slipping into a psychotic episode over this
youtu.be
Eve Is Online...
YouTube video by Grimes
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 3h
well did he use sugar or was that the purpose of the bananas, surely his daughter would know that. not enough information..
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 4h
'It was just a prank, bro - sorry, Your Honor'
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
don't ask where Scott Bessent is (he's hiding away begging the Greek treasury for tips and tricks on getting out of our impending disaster. or this is the plan and he's sipping a drink with some chiseled Greek twink)
100
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
I can't even
Company specializes in terrible business decisions
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
I'm actually on Gross Lane, we at least keep our front yard in order but we're still pretty fuckin gross
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
booDOO booDOO booOOP DOOboo *beatboxing..?*
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
one for the spank bank
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
I love your art oh my god
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 6h
I uh, well I concur, and I think this is actually a tattoo I would consider inking into my skin
110
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 8h
something is amiss
010
Reposted by July
Chris Adams @mrchrisadams.net · 10h
I guess this is the week Bluesky answers this vital question
The "press two button meme", with "I hate AI more" as one button and "I hate Adobe more" as the other
2121453
Reposted by July
TheSporkMaster @thesporkmaster.bsky.social · 8h
Raped. The word you are looking for is RAPED because children can not consent and the phrase "sexual encounters" implies consent of some kind. This was rape. Stop normalizing rape!
073
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 9h
he probably did but with the shitcidents his team made up a lie that these are American made and so much better bc they can't be dropping 20 grand on suits three times a month
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 9h
Aunt Fritzi becomes a baddie
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 9h
this shit is so good, I love Jackie Weaver becoming emperor Palpatine
youtu.be
Best of the Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020
YouTube video by Steven Morgan
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 9h
"I requiah Big Nick's servicing"
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14h
bets on how many empty tall boys are on the floor?
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 14h
"fuck this shit, Queen out"
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17h
money is a democrat hoax. all is to be confiscated by President DONALD J. TRUMP who will be our caretaker and our legal tender
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
AND JACKSON DROPS HER WITH HIS TONNAGE OF TRUTH!!!
static.klipy.com
The Usos Flying Flip in Mixed Tag Match
ALT: The Usos Flying Flip in Mixed Tag Match
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
An army of these McCallum droids are why we have the prequels
Rick Berman
030
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18h
Brolin might have something of value that you can quietly pawn for a few hundred dollars, that might at least get you TO Glendale... this could be your moment!!
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
'these little cinnamon twist things could be a character, a robot that jumps, something like that'
120
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@philbraun.bsky.social if you are really quiet and on okay enough terms with Tim, you might be able to 'sneak in' to the studio and surprise a couple, maybe even a few people with Working Hours Live
110
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hat's off to Sluggo
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my brain says you owe it three tokens
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social exactly how small is your model and how big is ChatGPT's model, do you models have like, some sort of 'pissing match,' but like with model capabilities? what happens when we die
110
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dapper from beginning to the end, I'm sorry for your loss Phil.
050
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there was a period of twelve hours four years ago where many of the men seen here achieved the Experience of Rogan. twelve hours of crazy truth. it's insane.
0180
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But was it circumcised
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She left behind1 several .txt documents in both Mandarin as well as English hidden within a system library
050
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@danhentschel.bsky.social come back to bluesky, I hear they hate your repeated hawk tuahs on the 'Tok..
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when it comes to Princess Leia he shot second, after Luke
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes, the cap always fits, and the new hat just ain't poifect.
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the McAlgorithm has decided extra dehydrated onions will cost $0.79, factoring in your social merit score you will receive one and one half portion of dehydrated onions for $0.79. ba. ba. ba. ba. ba. you will love it - McAlgorithm guarantees customer has achieved satisfaction. ^ my prediction
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well, Star Trek: discovery and sexually transmitted diseases are both abbreviated with STD, and neither are really anything anyone wanted, or wants, or needs. also fuck Alex Kurtzman for this shitslop festival that has replaced a once thoughtful universe of moral and ethical dilemmas. AHHH!
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
don't be talkin bout no horse
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there weren't many left, but Nancy swung big and as always, did not miss
070
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure that he meant to take this one with him and leave the bloody one from the 2 lines he did in the bathroom, the 80s were a wild time but his were truly haunting
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is my spot
ass roadhouse
020
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks impressed by the big presence of Big Nick
010
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Baby is Purple for an AMAZING Reason
060
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My favorite song off of the Halloween album is the one where a witch cackles every few seconds for three minutes
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did anything come of their attempt to ride the Taylor Farms diarrhea wave? "We use their lettuce AND jalapeños. You'll lose the weight" was an oddly threatening ad campaign
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
who needs humanity in this economy
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TRANSGENDER for EVERYONE!!!!
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is this the 'kiss my fish' man?
000
July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if it's bad now, they'll soon have a collapse of the Gulf Stream to deal with. this ecological event will undoubtedly shift lobster populations further, as overfishing and warming temperatures have been moving those north into Canadian waters for years. band-aid legislation will solve it!
000