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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

WHY THE FUCK DID I GET EVERYTHING HOTDOGS ON THIS SHIRT'S MAIDEN VOYAGE?!?!

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

@nicklutsko.bsky.social your art looks good on a shirt, taking him to visit grammy at the home later

It took me five minutes to take this lol it's me reppin' The InfoWars Elf

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

An army of these McCallum droids are why we have the prequels

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I would like to thank @theonion.com for this accurate view into my upcoming Election Day (I pressed 'E,' don't let anyone tell you otherwise)

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just went on YouTube and this is on my front page, I'll tell him you sent me

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you for the music to remind me of better times @nicklutsko.bsky.social

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my brain went to here when I saw this

An edited clipping from the onion featuring their American voices segment

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

some words and most letters might mean the right thing to them, but my god those words and letters together are incomprehensible to some of these ppl

MAGA hat wearer is looking at book titled 'How Biden Stole the Election.' Text in book is 'He got more people to vote for him.' MAGA hat has tears and remarks 'I wish I could read'

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The peeled garlic clover, though unfathomably adorable, is not enough garlic flavor

It is a micro clove of garlic next to typical clove of garlic

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

These dicks ain't Buc-Ee's but they, too, can:

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

POV you are the iSight camera

dehydrated apple core? James Carville? old ass prune? or James Carville... it's just some old kook named James Carville I think.

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I found this beetle guy near my pot stuff. They are moving very slowly, and similarly to me when an edible knocks me on my ass. It could also be a pesticide, because we have 30 year old Sevin close to that area... hopefully they are just having a terrible trip from the forbidden lettuce crumbs

Beetle struggles to move after a tough night

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Oh, corporatized Snowball… if only the one who penned you into existence could see how brutally correct his assessments were. Rest in Peace, George Orwell.

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The news has come: And now, so have I. Join The Onion print-lovers for $9.99 a month. No other publication is omnipotent as is The Onion. This alone contains the world’s news of an entire month. The only document rivaling this paper is The Constitution. That’s amendable. This changes. Monthly.

My print edition of The Onion, I have a month of global events to catch up on

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’m late to SNL for this so I hope this cottage pie is good

Cottage pie with a scoring of the U.S. flag with 2 x’s for eyes and a frown for the stars

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

dear god, an idea so radically left that it just might work

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Wait I saw this too, but on some other feed… is this not Caitlyn?!

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Walmart is a predatory company who promotes the crazy ideas of Sally Sacks, M. Ed.. This is absolutely despicable. The Walton Family must understand the ire and confusion of their dear customers. Not me. But my mother still shops at their stores. And she pays for my rent. #ANTIFA

I was browsing Walmart.com this evening, and I noticed a strange book: 'How to Raise the Next President: A Parent's Guide to Giving Your Kid the Secrets of Success'.

In a futile attempt to reach the corporate cronies who rule over such a soulless corporation, I begged of the remaining Walton family, why choose Sally Sacks, M. Ed., over, say, an individual holding a doctorate in education.

It was neither here nor there, though it bothered me, and so as I do, I complained. Rather, I reported. I screamed to the retail operatives who oversee the operations of the online feedback of Walmart, Inc., and let them know I saw them.

I wrote at the end of my tirade,

"Waltons, be warned: I see your game. You could have had a holder of a doctorate in education lead your charge in the generation of a new era of capitalistic pursuits; but you chose Ms. Sacks. Sad."

I hope they understand my dismay with their lack of care in selecting such a flagrant fraud to present information that could lead to our next President. I don't trust Sacks.

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I bought this for a dollar, enjoy the .99¢, tech bros💀

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Stop Janet for the love of all things holy

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Jumped the gun here, huh, Maureen?

Maureen Dowd, acclaimed writer at the Times and ordained political ornithologist, describes DJT as a dove - evoking peace and tranquility; and Hillary Clinton as a hawk - painting her as a vicious predator.

Nearly ten years ago, 4/30/2016.

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

When your night of getting wasted hits your bowels in the morning

Kash Patel looking like he has a porcelain bowl explosion threat imminent, DEFCON-1!

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Work texts where I send a text saying we should all quit and start our own convenience store

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

My reply to her fundraising email that I know neither her nor anyone else read;

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

When I think of Maureen Dowd, my brain does this:

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

no lol- thanks for the reminder to delete you, Grubhub

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

these two are the same person for their respective nations lol

Karoline Leavitt, the flagrantly lying U.S. Press Secretary

Ri Chun-hee, the flagrantly lying North Korean news anchor

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Shit like this is why we are where we are.

A fifty dollar bill with ‘DONALD TRUMP LIVES HERE’ stamped above the photo displayed of the U.S. Capitol building, with a correction clarifying that no, the President does not live where Congress works.

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

From a customer and dear-friend. The little things in life far outweigh those we lend so much clout to.❤️

An anti-depression kit;
An eraser to make all those mistakes disappear,
A penny so you will never be completely broke,
A marble for days when you’re sure you’ve lost yours,
An elastic to help you stretch beyond your limits,
A string to tie together when you feel it’s unraveling,
And a hug & kiss to remind you someone cares!❤️

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July @julymkirkpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I have become vehemently defiant toward the ActBlue texts so to be quirky I donated 33 dollars instead of 32 and as always left a generous 0 dollar tip for them

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