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Jules 🦀 king crab

@juleswrites.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈❤️ MM Romance, Fantasy, and Horror Novelist 🔥Occasional fandom trash🔥 30+, they/them, pathetic wifeguy 🦀🦀🦀 #luckae #chennett #genshinimpact #heatedrivalry #amquerying

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Пончик🔥❄️ @ponchikae.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
For a little luckae secret santa for @9mileshigh.bsky.social 🫶💖 #luckaesecretsanta2025
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas ❤️ I’m so grateful for all of you, genuinely. You don’t know how much I appreciate your support, no matter how it comes. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alex has his entire life on lock: he’s the biggest streamer in the game, has a $5 million contract in the works, and his team can’t be beaten. All he has to do is win this tournament, and his career is set. Just ask anybody. Enter Theo, head-on at 30MPH. #Q #A #RF #questpit
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance. Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️ #A #Q #LGBT #R
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Why an #UnhingedPit agent shouldn’t sign my #A #LGBT #R #Q contemporary novel: 🫥 the readers in my DMs who miss the fic want instant gratification and pub is slow 🫩 it made my betas cry a lot. don’t we have enough heartache? 😮‍💨 the MCs are gay and slutty (in THIS environment???)
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Writing a novel right now feels like I'm doing it on the deck of the Titanic as a comet is headed to Earth and also I'm covered in fire ants. I'm sure it's fine. Just don't blame me if every fifth paragraph is something like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THIS OH GOD
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Sarah Nicolas @sarahnfisk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"Since when are books political?!" - A person who has never understood a single book they've read including the history textbooks
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wife and I have collabed on something truly great Beef stew 😌
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Who’s out here thinking too much on a Monday afternoon 💅🏻
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𝑨𝒎𝒂 @ theory ✧ hello, lover @amarettiiii.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
albether wip wednesday is whenever i want it to be. Elysium 2.0 snippet be upon ye 🫵🏻
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Title: Call of the Void Rating: idk, M? Tags: AU, Deity Aether Pair: #Albether My Secret Santa gift for Ada on Twitter 🫶 His eyes, the sun’s own fire. He is the very soul of art and music, a perfect creature through and through. This is a god. archiveofourown.org/works/62479318
A title card, underwater light gradient to black.

Title: Call of the Void.
Tasked with painting his king’s final portrait, royal alchemist Albedo descends into madness—or the divine.

Pairing: Aether and Albedo. Questionably rated mature, 2,700 words. This work is a secret Santa gift for itsbluetetsu on twitter.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Personally I just think that one of my full requests should turn into an agent call/offer today. I think that would give my gay ass a little hope for the future.
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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Read Audre Lorde, Barbara Smith, Jewelle Gomez, Pat Parker, Nikki Giovanni, and Jacqueline Woodson. Watch films by Marlon Riggs and Dee Rees. Listen to Sylvester, Bessie Smith, Luther Vandross, Big Freedia, Brittany Howard, and Janelle Monae. We've always been here. We will always be here.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ve been having some ❤️ scares after going off a medication. It freaked me out enough to get a cardiology consult, which resulted in 2 follow-ups: an echo and event monitoring. I went for the echo today. The secretary told me that United Healthcare won’t pay for any more appointments. EXCUSE ME?
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Another week in the trenches. I’m waiting to hear back on several fulls that have me oscillating between hope and complete despair. How can I be convinced that a book is both perfect for an agent and best used as kindling? I never have such weird self-esteem issues over my work. #amquerying
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
When I finished editing the manuscript I’m querying, I set it down and haven’t looked at it again. It’s been a month, and I feel like I’ve completely forgotten what’s in there 🫣 #amquerying
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year!! In 2025, I’m shooting for: 👾 Illness recovery (and clean screenings in January) 📖 Signing with a lit agent and selling the H&R novel 🔏 Locking in on writing—I want to finish two books this year! 🤷 Caring less about work 🎮 Actually enjoying my hobbies
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✦ F3NHIX | COMMS OPEN✦ @f3nhix.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
a little late BUT! @juleswrites.bsky.social santa's serving you filth, just as requested 🫡 🎁HAPPY NEW YEAR FILLED WITH AEBETHER!!!🎁@aebether.bsky.social #Aebetherss #NsfwAebetherss
aether on top of albedo after some mutual frot sesh in knights of fav hq on a nice evening bc why not omg writing these is so embarassing guys im screaming internally
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Cashed in on my free pizza from 15 days ago and guess what email I just got :) I didn’t even complain. We move on to the next round.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wife made me heart carrot soup thank u wife
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I’m going to sit down and read a classic this week. Gonna take in something gay so I can make it somehow gayer.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 16/12/2024
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 17/12/2024
Seriously. I don’t think readers—and especially other writers—realize how effective we are at selling *other* people’s cool projects just by talking about how much we love them. Signal boost the things you love!
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m just gonna fill the ones out that apply to me for funsies…🧵
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What do you mean querytracker is closed over Christmas? What do you mean I have to spend my vacation doing something other than refreshing???
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Sean R. Frazier @seanrfrazier.com · 09/12/2024
Please stop pity selling your books and art. Hype it up. Make people WANT to buy it. Make loyal fans instead of just sales.
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Kuro 🌙 Commissions Open! @sayonarakuro.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fanart for Elysium written by @amarettiiii.bsky.social & @juleswrites.bsky.social ✨🌻 #Albether
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thinking about the mood board my wife made for my manuscript 🥰 #amquerying #writingcommunity
Mood board with 9 pictures in a 3x3 grid:
1: a quote that reads “and here you are living despite it all”
2: a picture of two people’s feet, one person standing on tiptoe as they kiss the other off-screen
3: a drawn image of masculine hands holding a classic PlayStation 1 controller 
4: Image of an arm draped over someone’s shoulder as if they’re being kissed
5: A pixelated image that says Stream Starting Soon with 4 loading hearts
6: an image of hands clutching each other on rumpled bedsheets, implying the subjects are having sex
7: a gaming room set up with purple and pink LED Lights
8: A car side mirror that says drive safe with a heart on either side of the words 
9: a quote that says Sometimes, I am jealous of the sun rays, for they can kiss you the way I would want to kiss you.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Failed. 91k it is. I think it might be edited down as much as possible without negatively affecting B plot. It’s still within genre expectation for contemporary romance though. 🥲
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Editing task today: get it under 90.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Thinking about that recent post about getting caught in a dominos free pizza loop. I ordered pizza using my free emergency pizza and they forgot my coke AND the buffalo sauce on my buffalo chicken pizza. The loop has begun.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Two scene rewrites to do today and I cannot bring myself to start ughhh
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hi, new followers! Thanks for joining me ❤️
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is so awful. A romance-specific, queer and women-owned bookstore opens and boom, gone four days later. They are very near their Gofundme target, so consider helping them out if you can.
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I think we need "the good the bad and the ugly" of queer stories because that's the real representation when all kinds of shit have space to exist. Because that's how it is with cishet stories. Perfectly "wholesome" and polished "queer rep" is in fact an artificial vitrine, not real culture.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Taking poison damage (workers are laying carpet glue outside our apartment and we can’t fully seal the door so it’s stimky)
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
There is no better feeling as a writer than reaching a final showdown scene, realizing you have a gaping plot issue, then subsequently realizing you can fix it by introducing a spaceship dildo back in chapter 24 and it will work *perfectly* No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Mary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 24/11/2024
Your writing process will change on a daily basis with every project, because every project is different. Whatever gets you to the final product is the way that that book needed to be written. So I need you to stop scrolling and say this aloud right now. "My writing process is not broken."
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Finished line edits. 91.6k. Tomorrow, I’m prioritizing final edits by weight then preparing to start making them to be finished by the end of the month. Part of this will be editing my synopsis as well. On track to have a query package sparkling by Dec 1.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Up to 83k. 3 more chapters to line edit before final implementation. I’m on track to have redrafted, fully edited, and beta’d with a revised query letter and synopsis all in the space of 6 weeks. 🥳 So glad to finally be wrapping this stage, after so many drafts and agonizing and traveling.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hi, I’m Jules, and I may as well give up on Pre-Calculus, since I already have a B in the first semester so I’ll definitely get a C in the second one. Also the same teacher recommends I eat a sandwich every day. Because I’m too skinny. (Oops I’m an engineer oops I have a high metabolism)
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
you’re only ever one good fic from getting into a trope/ship you said you’d never be into
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What if I did something crazy and applied for NYU’s Creative Writing MFA in Paris 🤔
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Gonna make a memeboard for the book and right now it’s got exactly one meme on it
Notification screen text message from father that says, I hear a lot of swearing… maybe you should try another game? You might not be good at this one
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rachel @stonefruits.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
me, staring down another day of doomspiralling: i need to make a spreadsheet
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Gm friend and #writingcommunity. I am struggling on line edits for my novel’s second half! That’s because I’m completely messing with it. So my 20 page goal last night hit…9. But I’m proud of those 9. I’m up to the gamertag reveal, so it’s a tough scene. Iykyk. I think it might be good though.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Turns out that gay crisis is a little more involved than you’d expect. Or want. DTMFA #UnhingedPit #R #A #LGBT
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Recipe for gay crisis: 1 lb. car crash 1/2 c. suicidal college dropout 1 c. famously straight Twitch streamer $5,000,000 USD 2/3 c. Strawberries 1 TBSP ….cream 😬 Stir vigorously in penthouse for 3 months. Pour onto the world stage, bake at 500F until golden brown. #UnhingedPit #LGBT #R
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