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Jules 🦀 king crab

@juleswrites.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈❤️ MM Romance, Fantasy, and Horror Novelist 🔥Occasional fandom trash🔥 30+, they/them, pathetic wifeguy 🦀🦀🦀 #luckae #chennett #genshinimpact #heatedrivalry #amquerying

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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
❤️❤️❤️ brother you keep me going somedays
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Пончик🔥❄️ @ponchikae.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
For a little luckae secret santa for @9mileshigh.bsky.social 🫶💖 #luckaesecretsanta2025
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Truly the dream.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I was convinced we all hallucinated it 😭
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I can’t believe he’s finally on his way.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas ❤️ I’m so grateful for all of you, genuinely. You don’t know how much I appreciate your support, no matter how it comes. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alex has his entire life on lock: he’s the biggest streamer in the game, has a $5 million contract in the works, and his team can’t be beaten. All he has to do is win this tournament, and his career is set. Just ask anybody. Enter Theo, head-on at 30MPH. #Q #A #RF #questpit
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance. Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️ #A #Q #LGBT #R
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Why an #UnhingedPit agent shouldn’t sign my #A #LGBT #R #Q contemporary novel: 🫥 the readers in my DMs who miss the fic want instant gratification and pub is slow 🫩 it made my betas cry a lot. don’t we have enough heartache? 😮‍💨 the MCs are gay and slutty (in THIS environment???)
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m sick over this—genuinely at a loss.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Once upon a time, I dumped an RP partner when I found out she exclusively wrote gay characters and was ULTRA homophobic irl. But all she did was RP slutty gay men. Very odd.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wow, congrats you guys!
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I can tell you that my secretlab chair absolutely kills my back so don’t get one of those. This could be because I have a standard size and it’s too small for my broad shoulders, though.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Writing a novel right now feels like I'm doing it on the deck of the Titanic as a comet is headed to Earth and also I'm covered in fire ants. I'm sure it's fine. Just don't blame me if every fifth paragraph is something like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THIS OH GOD
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Recently started hydrating like you’re supposed to and walking hard on the treadmill a few times a week. Unfortunately, it fixed me.
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Sarah Nicolas @sarahnfisk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
"Since when are books political?!" - A person who has never understood a single book they've read including the history textbooks
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Brother you would because it is GORGEOUS
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wife and I have collabed on something truly great Beef stew 😌
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
This is so relatable. Even though I know I’m not—sometimes I feel so isolated.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Noooo pushing on it hurts so bad I’m so sorry.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I grew up in a very similar rural evangelical community and seeing people back home suddenly become experts on healthy oils is killing me. I’m not sure they realize canola oil is a seed oil. Growing up, that’s ALL we used (other than lard and butter).
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Seed oils were also a surprise to me. I’ve known people that once would’ve fried food in used motor oil if it tasted good. Like…y’all are just making shit up to be a conspiracy theorist about at this point.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
NOOOO that’s the worst. I have the issue where the cartilage where my ribs connect to my sternum gets inflamed and I’m deadass sure I’m dying… Feel better soon! Rib/sternum pain is frustrating because it’s so hard to treat. I hope you find a method that works for you <3
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
TRUE NORTH has lots of fulls out already—but it could also be in YOUR query box! 📦
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
There are literally millions of us 😌
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Do you feel better now?
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
NOOOOO that’s the worst. It takes me so long to get back in the work vibe after vacation. Godspeed.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Let’s go anxiety!!!!! ✨
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Who’s out here thinking too much on a Monday afternoon 💅🏻
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Oh…Mr Brimley… He really does look just like him 😭
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
MY WIFE
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𝑨𝒎𝒂 @ theory ✧ hello, lover @amarettiiii.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
albether wip wednesday is whenever i want it to be. Elysium 2.0 snippet be upon ye 🫵🏻
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Title: Call of the Void Rating: idk, M? Tags: AU, Deity Aether Pair: #Albether My Secret Santa gift for Ada on Twitter 🫶 His eyes, the sun’s own fire. He is the very soul of art and music, a perfect creature through and through. This is a god. archiveofourown.org/works/62479318
A title card, underwater light gradient to black.

Title: Call of the Void.
Tasked with painting his king’s final portrait, royal alchemist Albedo descends into madness—or the divine.

Pairing: Aether and Albedo. Questionably rated mature, 2,700 words. This work is a secret Santa gift for itsbluetetsu on twitter.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Personally I just think that one of my full requests should turn into an agent call/offer today. I think that would give my gay ass a little hope for the future.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This week has been one hell of a decade 😥
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Keep it up, Denise!! I’m rooting for you.
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Renée Graham 🏳️‍🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Read Audre Lorde, Barbara Smith, Jewelle Gomez, Pat Parker, Nikki Giovanni, and Jacqueline Woodson. Watch films by Marlon Riggs and Dee Rees. Listen to Sylvester, Bessie Smith, Luther Vandross, Big Freedia, Brittany Howard, and Janelle Monae. We've always been here. We will always be here.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I logged in for the first time in a VERY long time recently and I can’t believe how much has changed (and how much I forgot even though I played every waking hour for ten years)
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I will, it’s just super uncomfortable sometimes! My cardiologist is awesome too.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Don’t worry I’ll do the unthinkable if necessary (call them on the actual phone and throw an unholy fit)
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Thank you!! I hope so too. I have never felt like this before. Usually it’s harmless but they’re ruling some stuff out.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’d rather read a mischaracterized fic that was written with someone’s whole dick than a perfectly-characterized and overly-edited one without a hint of imagination. All day every day.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They could have simply put a monitor on me today at the end of my echo. I have to wear it for two weeks. Why the fuck wouldn’t you want me to do this? You really don’t want me having heart failure at 37 you fucks.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They require three appointments. And refuse to pay for the third that THEY THEMSELVES REQUIRE.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I had ONE opening consult and ONE echocardiogram. And you won’t pay for the follow-up YOU REQUIRED? Because, you see. You can only get one procedure a day. I had the consult last time, so I couldn’t get a monitor or an echo that day. I had the echo today, so the monitor happens Thursday.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’ve been having some ❤️ scares after going off a medication. It freaked me out enough to get a cardiology consult, which resulted in 2 follow-ups: an echo and event monitoring. I went for the echo today. The secretary told me that United Healthcare won’t pay for any more appointments. EXCUSE ME?
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
🤝 Perfectionism is a disease and also we are simply too sexy to settle
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Pea I’m right there with you. I’m still not done. I’m agonizing.
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