Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crabПончик🔥❄️ @ponchikae.bsky.social · 25/12/2025For a little luckae secret santa for @9mileshigh.bsky.social 🫶💖 #luckaesecretsanta2025 38132
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas ❤️ I’m so grateful for all of you, genuinely. You don’t know how much I appreciate your support, no matter how it comes. Thank you ❤️❤️❤️ 291
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Alex has his entire life on lock: he’s the biggest streamer in the game, has a $5 million contract in the works, and his team can’t be beaten. All he has to do is win this tournament, and his career is set. Just ask anybody. Enter Theo, head-on at 30MPH. #Q #A #RF #questpit 0173
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance. Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️ #A #Q #LGBT #R 0285
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Why an #UnhingedPit agent shouldn’t sign my #A #LGBT #R #Q contemporary novel: 🫥 the readers in my DMs who miss the fic want instant gratification and pub is slow it made my betas cry a lot. don’t we have enough heartache? 😮💨 the MCs are gay and slutty (in THIS environment???) 0141
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Once upon a time, I dumped an RP partner when I found out she exclusively wrote gay characters and was ULTRA homophobic irl. But all she did was RP slutty gay men. Very odd. 110
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I can tell you that my secretlab chair absolutely kills my back so don’t get one of those. This could be because I have a standard size and it’s too small for my broad shoulders, though. 010
Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crabChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Writing a novel right now feels like I'm doing it on the deck of the Titanic as a comet is headed to Earth and also I'm covered in fire ants. I'm sure it's fine. Just don't blame me if every fifth paragraph is something like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THIS OH GOD 761621148
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Recently started hydrating like you’re supposed to and walking hard on the treadmill a few times a week. Unfortunately, it fixed me. 010
Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crabSarah Nicolas @sarahnfisk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025"Since when are books political?!" - A person who has never understood a single book they've read including the history textbooks 0484
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Wife and I have collabed on something truly great Beef stew 😌 1120
Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crabJules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide 1132
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 31/03/2025This is so relatable. Even though I know I’m not—sometimes I feel so isolated. 110
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Noooo pushing on it hurts so bad I’m so sorry. 000
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I grew up in a very similar rural evangelical community and seeing people back home suddenly become experts on healthy oils is killing me. I’m not sure they realize canola oil is a seed oil. Growing up, that’s ALL we used (other than lard and butter). 110
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Seed oils were also a surprise to me. I’ve known people that once would’ve fried food in used motor oil if it tasted good. Like…y’all are just making shit up to be a conspiracy theorist about at this point. 120
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 27/03/2025NOOOO that’s the worst. I have the issue where the cartilage where my ribs connect to my sternum gets inflamed and I’m deadass sure I’m dying… Feel better soon! Rib/sternum pain is frustrating because it’s so hard to treat. I hope you find a method that works for you <3 100
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025TRUE NORTH has lots of fulls out already—but it could also be in YOUR query box! 📦 020
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide 1132
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025NOOOOO that’s the worst. It takes me so long to get back in the work vibe after vacation. Godspeed. 110
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Who’s out here thinking too much on a Monday afternoon 💅🏻 4140
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Oh…Mr Brimley… He really does look just like him 😭 010
Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crab𝑨𝒎𝒂 @ theory ✧ hello, lover @amarettiiii.bsky.social · 26/01/2025albether wip wednesday is whenever i want it to be. Elysium 2.0 snippet be upon ye 🫵🏻 173
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Title: Call of the Void Rating: idk, M? Tags: AU, Deity Aether Pair: #Albether My Secret Santa gift for Ada on Twitter 🫶 His eyes, the sun’s own fire. He is the very soul of art and music, a perfect creature through and through. This is a god. archiveofourown.org/works/62479318 0114
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Personally I just think that one of my full requests should turn into an agent call/offer today. I think that would give my gay ass a little hope for the future. 070
Reposted by Jules 🦀 king crabRenée Graham 🏳️🌈 @rygraham.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Read Audre Lorde, Barbara Smith, Jewelle Gomez, Pat Parker, Nikki Giovanni, and Jacqueline Woodson. Watch films by Marlon Riggs and Dee Rees. Listen to Sylvester, Bessie Smith, Luther Vandross, Big Freedia, Brittany Howard, and Janelle Monae. We've always been here. We will always be here. 1375115
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I logged in for the first time in a VERY long time recently and I can’t believe how much has changed (and how much I forgot even though I played every waking hour for ten years) 010
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I will, it’s just super uncomfortable sometimes! My cardiologist is awesome too. 000
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Don’t worry I’ll do the unthinkable if necessary (call them on the actual phone and throw an unholy fit) 000
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Thank you!! I hope so too. I have never felt like this before. Usually it’s harmless but they’re ruling some stuff out. 010
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I’d rather read a mischaracterized fic that was written with someone’s whole dick than a perfectly-characterized and overly-edited one without a hint of imagination. All day every day. 160
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They could have simply put a monitor on me today at the end of my echo. I have to wear it for two weeks. Why the fuck wouldn’t you want me to do this? You really don’t want me having heart failure at 37 you fucks. 020
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They require three appointments. And refuse to pay for the third that THEY THEMSELVES REQUIRE. 120
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I had ONE opening consult and ONE echocardiogram. And you won’t pay for the follow-up YOU REQUIRED? Because, you see. You can only get one procedure a day. I had the consult last time, so I couldn’t get a monitor or an echo that day. I had the echo today, so the monitor happens Thursday. 120
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’ve been having some ❤️ scares after going off a medication. It freaked me out enough to get a cardiology consult, which resulted in 2 follow-ups: an echo and event monitoring. I went for the echo today. The secretary told me that United Healthcare won’t pay for any more appointments. EXCUSE ME? 590
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025🤝 Perfectionism is a disease and also we are simply too sexy to settle 000
Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Pea I’m right there with you. I’m still not done. I’m agonizing. 100