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Jules 🦀 king crab

@juleswrites.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈❤️ MM Romance, Fantasy, and Horror Novelist 🔥Occasional fandom trash🔥 30+, they/them, pathetic wifeguy 🦀🦀🦀 #luckae #chennett #genshinimpact #heatedrivalry #amquerying

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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Alex has his entire life on lock: he’s the biggest streamer in the game, has a $5 million contract in the works, and his team can’t be beaten. All he has to do is win this tournament, and his career is set. Just ask anybody. Enter Theo, head-on at 30MPH. #Q #A #RF #questpit
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
For #UnhingedPit I present: a selection of reviews from the fanfic version of my adult gay contemporary romance. Because it WAS a fanfiction first, with a great audience who’ve flooded my DMs for the last year asking about the novel release. ❤️ #A #Q #LGBT #R
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Why an #UnhingedPit agent shouldn’t sign my #A #LGBT #R #Q contemporary novel: 🫥 the readers in my DMs who miss the fic want instant gratification and pub is slow 🫩 it made my betas cry a lot. don’t we have enough heartache? 😮‍💨 the MCs are gay and slutty (in THIS environment???)
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k. #litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Title: Call of the Void Rating: idk, M? Tags: AU, Deity Aether Pair: #Albether My Secret Santa gift for Ada on Twitter 🫶 His eyes, the sun’s own fire. He is the very soul of art and music, a perfect creature through and through. This is a god. archiveofourown.org/works/62479318
A title card, underwater light gradient to black.

Title: Call of the Void.
Tasked with painting his king’s final portrait, royal alchemist Albedo descends into madness—or the divine.

Pairing: Aether and Albedo. Questionably rated mature, 2,700 words. This work is a secret Santa gift for itsbluetetsu on twitter.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Cashed in on my free pizza from 15 days ago and guess what email I just got :) I didn’t even complain. We move on to the next round.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Wife made me heart carrot soup thank u wife
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m just gonna fill the ones out that apply to me for funsies…🧵
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thinking about the mood board my wife made for my manuscript 🥰 #amquerying #writingcommunity
Mood board with 9 pictures in a 3x3 grid:
1: a quote that reads “and here you are living despite it all”
2: a picture of two people’s feet, one person standing on tiptoe as they kiss the other off-screen
3: a drawn image of masculine hands holding a classic PlayStation 1 controller 
4: Image of an arm draped over someone’s shoulder as if they’re being kissed
5: A pixelated image that says Stream Starting Soon with 4 loading hearts
6: an image of hands clutching each other on rumpled bedsheets, implying the subjects are having sex
7: a gaming room set up with purple and pink LED Lights
8: A car side mirror that says drive safe with a heart on either side of the words 
9: a quote that says Sometimes, I am jealous of the sun rays, for they can kiss you the way I would want to kiss you.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Editing task today: get it under 90.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Gonna make a memeboard for the book and right now it’s got exactly one meme on it
Notification screen text message from father that says, I hear a lot of swearing… maybe you should try another game? You might not be good at this one
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Turns out that gay crisis is a little more involved than you’d expect. Or want. DTMFA #UnhingedPit #R #A #LGBT
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I gave a couple thousand people a piss kink through age gap erotica AND helped create one of the most hated Genshin ships on TikTok with its original creator 🤙 Whenever antis say, whoever started that ship should die, this is who you’re threatening 😔
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Oh come on
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Have a bet going with the wife about whether we can get a cat to fall into the trap and I’m being sabotaged (he walked away without sitting on it)
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Draft word count: 31,814. Most have been within the last week. My next developmental edit occurs at the midpoint, which I should hit pretty dead on around 40k (final wc is targeted to 80-85k max). My edits look fun though. I color code dialogue for the line edits as I pass through on development.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
ELYSIUM (by @amarettiiii.bsky.social and me) ✨ 37k of charming bastard Albedo and “why is he HOT” Aether ☀️ fuck the sun (real) 🪽 Monsterfucking and the monsters are beautiful (Minotaur retelling) ✍️ Cool Art Magic TM 🧪 #Albether 🫶 “I won’t say I’m in love” (god no) archiveofourown.org/works/56021608
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Gm!! The gang’s all here.
A Russian Blue and a tortoiseshell cat cuddle together on a green and orange crochet blanket.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
As of now, the #OTW hasn’t met their fundraising goal. So, consider donating. They’ve done some fuckshit lately, but membership gives voting power during elections. We’ve seen several bad candidates try to get on the board in the last few years, so we gotta Pokémon go to the polls to preserve AO3.
The image depicts the AO3’s current progress on their donation drive, showing that they have 2782 of 4500 new members and have raised $103,490.32.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Title: Tethered to Our Stars Rated: Explicit Pair: #Aebedo, side #Luckae All these inches between me and the universe, insurmountable and webbed with our destiny. He is a star, and stars are made of fire, and I am a moth to flame. archiveofourown.org/works/36492301
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
✨ Hi, I’m Jules. ✨ I’m a romance, erotica, and horror novelist. I also write in multiple fandoms, make videos about writing, and give people shiny new kinks. ❤️ If you like my work, share it! AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/JulesAS Carrd: yaoimines.carrd.co Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/julesaintshit Cat: Baby
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Kinktober Day 1: Body worship ft. #Chennett / #tarubene I mean you can’t blame the boy, I’d be obsessed too?? Let Bennett fuck.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Slips some of our cosplay photos on here 💫 Wedding shoot, May 2022, Anime Boston Haruka/Sailor Uranus: Me Michiru/Sailor Neptune: @amarettiiii.bsky.social Photography by @amiephotos.bsky.social #sailormoon #sailoruranus #sailorneptune
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
WINDBLUME STAR 💐 Pairing: #Chennett / #Tarubene Explicit (sweet) Tags: Canonverse, 5.5k Bennett isn’t allowed to fall in love. That happens to other people. But if he has to… Not him. Not the Harbinger. Please not him. archiveofourown.org/works/32433934
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Title: Apex Rated: E Pair: #Kaeluc Warnings: underage attraction to an Ancient Horror, vampire AU and all that goes with it Perhaps there was something poetic in it, capturing helpless prey in his hands and showing it tender mercy. archiveofourown.org/works/37090150
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Moving some of my Kinktober stuff here, too. I’ve only done a few because I’m working on my OC novel, but food is food. #xiaother voyeurism goes crazy
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Each chapter explores new kinks and boundaries of propriety. The warnings for each are in chapter notes. Here are the general warnings though.
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Jules 🦀 king crab @juleswrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Title: Horsebreaker, Book 1 Rated: Wow that’s explicit ✨ Warnings: ⛓️Extreme erotica, 20 year age gap, royal/fantasy AU WC: 93k Pairs: #Luckae, side aebedo (book 2) This is the story of how I, Captain Diluc Ragnvindr of Mondstadt—of Khaenri’ah—am so fucking stupid. archiveofourown.org/works/29597859
Title image for Horsebreaker, Book 1
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