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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You reach a certain age and merely become the walking, talking terms and conditions for DoorDash and Uber Ears for your parents’ convenience.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uncle said, “nephew, you must be sick.”
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who in Philadelphia wants to bring me a doobie?
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
22 guys on a desk.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At the college football game in Dublin, Ireland. Doing the surrender cobra and having the time of my life. (2026)
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The rum and leftover Thai food last night. was a bad idea. But my beloved Houston Dynamo won. #Sacrifice
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stephen Curry, you are a Houston Rocket.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love “prediction markets.”
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump is a criminal, and a terrible human, and a narcissist, but the quality that is going to end up defining him is that he is extraordinarily stupid and doesn’t have even a thin grasp of the issues he’s meddling in. He’s like one of those inbred medieval kings who is incapacitated.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I regret to inform you fuckers that The Masters golf tournament kind of rules.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pussyboi is scared 😱 of some words.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Yes, that’s correct. Lacing them up every night on a professional level increases your chance of injury.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
People online have the advantage of watching the clip repeatedly, assigning blame and intent. In reality, it was something that happened in split seconds. Tari felt bad about it and apologized personally after the game. Get over it.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Unintended consequences happen in the heat of competition.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s a grown man’s game.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Competing. Something the Jazz have decided not to do this season.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
hey man, Josh Pate here, just wanted you to know I am total ass
Josh Pate interviewing a giant talking pile of nazi shit
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Too many nephews, not enough uncs.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026
They’ll be hearing from his father
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I am the best sports gambler in the world 💣
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Get used to hearing about Shakur Stevenson.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Good pole.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading
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Json Momoa @jotatx.eurosky.social · 25/01/2026
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
1-800 Call-My-Bluff
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Abuse and misuse of Adderall was also the original Ozempic.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Told Don Jr. that his mom should have been pushed down a flight of stairs decades earlier, and am being CENSORED.
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Brendan O'Hare @brendohare.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year Time to throw your Christmas tree into the ocean www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVW9...
youtube.com
I Am Going To Throw My Christmas Tree Into The Ocean
YouTube video by Brendan and Cory
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I should resolve to eat chilaquiles this morning.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Stranger Things is for children. Adults who like it are overgrown children.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Only for the realest of the real.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
wow
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
There’s never enough time.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Professionally, I’m James Harden on the 76ers.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I would like to break @jd-vance-1.bsky.social’s orbital bone for charity. All proceeds benefit Ohio mothers recovering from substance abuse who also abandoned their shitty sons.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
You’re a faggot.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Rest in power, D’Angelo.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
“So if you’re wondering about the shape I’m in, I hope it ain’t my abdomen that you’re referring to.”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Depression was the original Ozempic.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We need unity more than ever. Adam Carolla, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
cursed
Dak Prescott with beard and shaved head in Cowboys uniform looking like Bongino
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It’s possible the Philadelphia Eagles do NOT repeat as Super Bowl champs.
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jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
It’s lit. 🟣⚪️🔴🟡
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