jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You reach a certain age and merely become the walking, talking terms and conditions for DoorDash and Uber Ears for your parents’ convenience. 000
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At the college football game in Dublin, Ireland. Doing the surrender cobra and having the time of my life. (2026) 000
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The rum and leftover Thai food last night. was a bad idea. But my beloved Houston Dynamo won. #Sacrifice 011
Reposted by jb 🐺Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Trump is a criminal, and a terrible human, and a narcissist, but the quality that is going to end up defining him is that he is extraordinarily stupid and doesn’t have even a thin grasp of the issues he’s meddling in. He’s like one of those inbred medieval kings who is incapacitated. 2372594
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I regret to inform you fuckers that The Masters golf tournament kind of rules. 000
Reposted by jb 🐺BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026hey man, Josh Pate here, just wanted you to know I am total ass 58132298
Reposted by jb 🐺Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/ 41885393
Reposted by jb 🐺Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/02/2026They’ll be hearing from his father 303119342
Reposted by jb 🐺Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading 11291481238
Reposted by jb 🐺Json Momoa @jotatx.eurosky.social · 25/01/2026Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now. 1874518964
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Told Don Jr. that his mom should have been pushed down a flight of stairs decades earlier, and am being CENSORED. 000
Reposted by jb 🐺Brendan O'Hare @brendohare.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year Time to throw your Christmas tree into the ocean www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVW9...youtube.comI Am Going To Throw My Christmas Tree Into The OceanYouTube video by Brendan and Cory 14011
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Stranger Things is for children. Adults who like it are overgrown children. 000
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I would like to break @jd-vance-1.bsky.social’s orbital bone for charity. All proceeds benefit Ohio mothers recovering from substance abuse who also abandoned their shitty sons. 010
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 15/10/2025“So if you’re wondering about the shape I’m in, I hope it ain’t my abdomen that you’re referring to.” 100
Reposted by jb 🐺Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now 355146517
Reposted by jb 🐺Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy 10844011064
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 18/09/2025We need unity more than ever. Adam Carolla, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you. 010
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 05/09/2025It’s possible the Philadelphia Eagles do NOT repeat as Super Bowl champs. 000
Reposted by jb 🐺Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/08/2025When someone asks why you watch the CFL, tell them this: 5485
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Let’s say for the sake of argument, that water levels around the world rise by five or 10 feet over the next 100 years. And it puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move? 010
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 06/06/2025High-level hoops. I am so proud to help out this mom and pop league’s Nielsen rating #NBASky 040
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Anyways, the voting media landed on the correct MVP finalist. It’s not a hot take to recognize SGA’s skills. 000
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 21/05/2025On the other “micro-blogging” social media platform, it’s not enough for posters to be fans, aspiring agents, coaches, GMs or concerned with TV ratings. #NBASky 100
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 13/05/2025“Call Me the Breeze” by Lynyrd Skynyrd is the exact bump music after Anthony Edwards hits back-to-back 3s. 110
jb 🐺 @jtb713.bsky.social · 13/05/2025David Stern will be the first to greet Adam Silver in hell. #NBASky 0143
