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John Houghton

@jsmhoughton.bsky.social
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NIHR Academic Clinical Lecturer & Vascular Surgery ST8 | Research includes PAD, CLTI, cognitive impairment & frailty | Preoccupied with Leeds United #Medsky #Vascsky #LUFC

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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All Stats Aren't We @allstatsarentwe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Forgot to mention that our review of the lovely 4-1 win over Newcastle is also up on YouTube. We say it often, but please Like & Subscribe. It's the best way our pod can grow. So if you like our content. Help us out! MOT! #LUFC youtu.be/cm5_dI7WmjA?...
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NEWCASTLE DEMOLISHED AT ELLAND ROAD - Leeds United 4-1 Newcastle Review
YouTube video by All Stats Aren't We
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OKAFOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR! #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where are we in the Yanited manager cycle? “Give him more time he’s a club legend he’ll turn it around” or #CarrickOut? #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
GET IN!!!
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There it is. Nmecha shows the difference he's made. Makes the run to find the pass at the near side of the six-yard box. Strikes it low across goal and the No 9 stabs in as he's paid to do. Some turnaround. #lufc
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CALVERT-LEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can finally say it without jinxing him but Elvedi looked very tidy #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That’ll do #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Treble-winning form.
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Full time: 0-2. A very good performance by Leeds with another clean sheet on the road. Much the better team. Trafford with good saves again. Defence solid. Got better as the game went on. Very fluid and confident. #lufc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/08/2026
I’m quite bad at my job but I’m not Robert Sanchez bad at my job
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH! #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a lovely start to the season… #LUFC
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Got there before me!
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So we had a great day at ER on Saturday - and my boy got himself and his sign on #LUFC socials and the front cover of the @yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk! Sadly none of the players came to the East stand for autographs at the end of the match but can’t complain with a 4-0 win!!
Leeds United mad boy holding a sign saying “Welcome Trafford LUFC #1 Please can I have your gloves?”Screen grab of Leeds United’s Twitter page. The tweet says “Warm welcome for our new GK”

A photo is included in the tweet of a Leeds United mad boy holding a sign saying “Welcome Trafford LUFC #1 Please can I have your gloves?”Front cover of the Yorkshire Evening Post.

The front cover has a photo of a Leeds United mad boy holding a sign saying “Welcome Trafford LUFC #1 Please can I have your gloves?”
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Leeds United - unofficial @lufc-unofficial.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Legacy 🤝 Future #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My last Inside Elland Road newsletter is unlocked and free to read - Leeds United and what it has been like to cover this club. #lufc newsletters.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/inside-ellan...
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Bielsa's grace, Big Sam's finger gun and seven years of Leeds
Good afternoon reader,
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I cannot bear this man… #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This was my immediate reaction to the DCL signing 😬🤣 I think we did get lucky/medical and sport science team did a cracking job to get as many minutes out of DCL as we have. But he’s turned out to be the signing of the summer. Think I’ll trust recruitment a bit more this summer… #lufc
Screen grab of my WhatsApp post from 13/08/25 saying:

“Erm. I know I said [do something] yesterday LUFC but can we not do the something that involved Dominic Calvert-Lewin 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😭😭😭. We’ve got always crocked Bamford on massive wages training with the U21s and just signed always crocked DCL on massive wages…”
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Great season. Poor final 2nd half. DCL buries that first chance and it’s a different game. Farke’s decisions baffle me sometimes but have to credit him for the way we’ve gone about things since Novemeber. I do think we need to move Aaronson on in the summer. #lufc
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Tracy Brabin, Mayor of West Yorkshire @mayorofwy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
In West Yorkshire, we don’t do things by halves. Today, we signed a ground-breaking partnership with Leeds City Council and the Lowy Family Group to support the delivery of: 🏠New homes ✅Good jobs 🚊Mass transit 🤝The vibrant communities that Leeds United fans and families deserve.
Photograph of Councillor James Lewis, Mayor Tracy Brabin and Peter Lowy signing a Memorandum of Understanding. Photograph of Councillor James Lewis, Mayor Tracy Brabin and Peter Lowy signing a Memorandum of Understanding. Photograph of Councillor James Lewis, Mayor Tracy Brabin and Peter Lowy holding up a signed Memorandum of Understanding.
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
CALVERT-LEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! DCL!
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It worked so well against spurs in the first half… As good as Farke has been since December, his blind spot on Gnonto is baffling and infuriating. #lufc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/05/2026
Same here unfortunately. Will be ceasing sales to the EU & Northern Ireland very soon, it's just become impossible. It's easier to send a set of mugs or a poster to Japan than it is to post it to Belfast.
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I’m so sick of the narrative around the match against spurs… Pre match - Leeds are on the beach, nailed on spurs win Post match - Spurs imploded, handed West Ham a lifeline OTOH the longer we go under the radar in the PL the better. I hope we keep on turning up and surprising teams #lufc
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
CALVERT-LEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL! DCL!
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Beren Cross @berencross.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If Farke and Leeds want anything out of this, they have to change it up. With Spurs leading, there's only one winner if they repeat the way they've played for the last 50 minutes. #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My word. What’s that bench?!!! Please just start Gnonto as well
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The last time Leeds were “on the beach” was from game week 33 in the 2020/21 season. We lost 1 (vs Brighton away), drew 1 (vs Man U away) and won 4 (including vs Spurs at home). Yes different squads, different coaches but no different mentality. I back our players tonight #lufc
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Bryn Law @brynlaw.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Cake on the sofa. Daniel’s orders. #lufc #jobdone
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Win 4-0 tomorrow and we’re up to 13th! #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aged like milk 🤣 #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Let’s smash Spurs tomorrow and set things right #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🎵 Premier League again ole ole 🎵 #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Safe! #lufc
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Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If only there were a German word for the pleasure derived from witnessing the pain and suffering of others. #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sold out in 7 minutes! Got my highest place in the queue (~1900). Ballot again ole ole… #lufc
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Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
I’m in England, in a field of Barley. Today, I’m going to collect wild yeast under that tree back there, and I’m going to show how to feed and grow it until it’s ready to bake with. We are going to start at the very beginning, and end at the end. (this is an experiment in thread transfer)
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
So if Arsenal beat West Ham next Sunday we’re safe. But if West Ham win it’s hilarious for both Arsenal and Spurs. Win win! 😁 #lufc
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
FT Leeds United 3-1 Burnley 43 points. That'll do pig, that'll do. #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Safe #lufc
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John Houghton @jsmhoughton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Last minute ticket bought this afternoon. High tail it up the M1. Walking down low fields road in time for kick off. Buzzing! #lufc
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
History of the USA: - King of England imposes taxes - America declares independence - Things go well for nearly 250 years - America elects a moron - Moron imposes taxes - King of England gets taxes removed
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Graham Smyth @grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#lufc
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