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threefjefff

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Resident pentacle enjoyer. Just likes the wizard picture. Gnome-curious.

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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 21/07/2026
I've developed my own system. It's so sophisticated: - Feelings - Fantasies That's it. Once a day I try to write about either one at least once, to get into the practice of getting out it of my head without over-obsessing about it. Worked a treat (so far).
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 21/07/2026
After spending months looking at "start the perfect journaling system" turns out the system that works is "buy a fucking book and write in it regularly."
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In UK, its illegal to upset a corpse
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 13/07/2026
Dress big, to scare off predators.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 13/07/2026
Navigating the world with a backup phone from 20 years ago is deeply frustrating. None of the things I use to communicate or plan my day work, and I don't have a great idea of when I get my beloved back.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 24/03/2026
@biblops.bsky.social @kefinmahon.bsky.social The JIDification of children's books needs to come to an end.
A page from Elmer the Patchwork Elephant. "A large bush. A large bush covered with berries. A large bush covered with elephant-coloured berries"
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2024
gentle reminder:
a beautiful pink pastel skull with blue mushrooms and a bright pink frog on a charcoal grey background 

Text reads: if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now 

artist @twinklingtoad
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 20/12/2025
Hell fucking yeah, boarding the new game hype train IMMEDIATELY.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 25/11/2025
Too real. Got to lash yourself to the mast and let the storm take you.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 12/11/2025
Goth music was the reward for being cool enough to wear a dress. The sacrifice was getting screamed at by a guy wearing the thinnest shellsuit of all time.
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 04/09/2025
This is a long but wonderful piece by @grimalkina.bsky.social about who gets to be perceived as Technical in technical spaces.
fightforthehuman.com
Why I Cannot Be Technical
With some regularity, kind-hearted Technical people tell me that I Can Be Technical, Too. This usually happens when I’m asking us to define what we’re calling technical in a software environment. I un...
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 04/09/2025
You got me so good with that in the first release, to the point where I was coding a scraper and thought my code was busted. (It was, just not like that!)
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Ty @mindstorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
📰 NEW MINDSTORM POST! 📰 I've thought a lot about what makes good worldbuilding, and the most consistent throughline seems to come down to one thing: being an absolute sicko about it. Here's a post about it, including some interviews from other designers. www.mindstormpress.com/sicko-worldb...
mindstormpress.com
Sicko Worldbuilding
Question: What does it take to make compelling worlds? Answer: Going sicko mode.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 19/07/2025
(Uncritical support for Wives with Knives, however)
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 06/07/2025
Unveiling the grand new strategy of weaponising Britishness against foreign TERFs by forced patriation.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 01/07/2025
More means testing. All in.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 27/06/2025
God's Teeth was always a harrowing read, but the final chapter of that reads like charming naivety now. Without revealing much, there's a lot of covering-up and clandestine actions taken using ICE as cover that are kinda just... happening publicly.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 27/06/2025
I picked a fucking horrible time to read a bunch of Delta Green source books. "So you're playing as corrupt federal agents who systematically abuse their power to..." has lost it's charm as a premise given everything going on right now.
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
⭐new sticker!⭐
preview of a sticker of the face of a cartoon cat making a neutral but silly face. it's surrounded by sparkles and a soft pink shape. the caption reads "rage consumes me"
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 30/04/2025
Unless it's really taking the piss, like the only tragedy in the book being a token gay character dying. Feels like it's been a fucking age since I've seen anything like that though.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 28/04/2025
Gorilla fighting discourse is back, and I'm here to re-establish that a somewhat determined chinchilla could absolutely beat me in a fight to the death.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 28/03/2025
Started watching it on star power alone, and it's pretty great. After The Franchise got cancelled, I'm glad something similar has taken off. I'm a sucker for this kind of premise.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
watched the studio, and it's fun, sort of entourage crossed with birdman, but the references within references and retro flavor are good, and anything with catherine and kathryn will get me in. amazing cameos and real people guest stars
bryan cranston and seth rogen face off as the studio owner and studio head in apple tv's "the studio"
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 23/03/2025
The joy of watching a chud try to grind wheat paste off that untreated metal.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 21/03/2025
I think that's what the cell (and legally distinct equivalents) are for. And no, you shouldn't be standing on the roof.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 21/03/2025
My one full-boomer take is that cage matches were better when you had to scale the cage to escape. The door should be chained shut. I'll _maybe_ be fine with a coward heel getting a goon friend to cut the lock to let him out.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 21/03/2025
This looks it'll be right up my street if it makes the funding goals, and I think yous will like it too. Worth a look. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6kz...
youtube.com
Straw | A Scottish Folk Horror Comedy (Official Teaser)
YouTube video by Mythic Picnic
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 16/03/2025
Shit got medieval.
Venison stew, chunks of neep and pearl onion peaking out. Stew dumplings looking like Eldritch horrors sit atop like Hapsburg bread monarchs. There's roast potatoes and charred broccoli served to try to distract you from the fact that this stew has so much butter in it, it will give you gout just by looking at it.
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Meg🦑 @squinoza.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
(thousand-yard stare) i need to eat more pussy
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Waiting. ⌚
A witch waiting outside a grocery store while laying with their back on a vending machine.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 12/03/2025
Suffering the anglo curse (too many podcasts to listen to)
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 11/03/2025
I'm infinitely glad when I was like "I need to get this tattoo" and a friend said "what no lol wait a year, if you still want it by then get it". Took me a decade for something to pass that test, but when it did I went for a half sleeve all at once.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 09/03/2025
Whole circles of friends based on phone company. Then O2 came along with free texts to other O2 numbers and changed the game.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 09/03/2025
When I was over there, I found it kind of mid. Knafeh is so good by itself, and it felt like something that isn't made better by combining it. Might be cause Dubai in general feels overhyped, and it was colouring my overall mood. Hope you have a better time with it.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 28/02/2025
"batteries don't grow on trees!"
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 25/02/2025
That's how you know he's really punk. Just one of those shitty ones that's a contrarian asshole and a love for the aesthetic.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 23/02/2025
Social mobility is a good thing, and viewing class like it's static when it hasn't been is not helpful.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 23/02/2025
A lot of the advantages I had were granted freely but the state. University education, help affording my mortgage deposit, etc. I've done very well with the leg up they gave me, and been very lucky.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 22/02/2025
Been doing those optional objectives, cause you've clearly got high confidence!
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 14/02/2025
The baby felt shit all morning, threw up more volume than I thought he contained directly at me, got cleaned up, had a snack, and went right back to just tooling around. Love that for him.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 13/02/2025
"Pressing the big red nazi button but shaking my head to show everyone how I don't want to do it"
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 12/02/2025
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Trump was so mad last night, he stormed out after the halftime show and cancelled the penny. Seriously. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
thenation.com
How the “Subversive Genius” of Kendrick Lamar Sent Trump Home a Loser
The Philadelphia Eagles and Kendrick Lamar’s collective of geniuses made this the Super Bowl we needed.
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threefjefff @jsmb.dev · 09/02/2025
I made Potatoes Boulangère to go with some Steak, parsnip and carrot mash and roasted shallots my father in law got at a farm shop. First time cooking something wildly outside my skill set in a while, and I'm feeling pretty good about it.
A half eaten bowl of Potatoes Boulangère. Thin slices of potatoes, herbs all cooked in reducing chicken stock have left everything looking deep and brown and delicious, though annoying to clean up.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/01/2025
i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
Nate Silver: "Thinking ChatGPT is useless is midwit. It's a magic box that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh."
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