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@jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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My name is Josephine. T'weren't always. Spouse of @maryellenreads.caviaporcell.us she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ Books: jscartergilson.com (new site coming) #MA: gofund.me/73d613f9 Venmo: jscg1976 merch: queermerchnh.com

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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
Taxi Driving Miss Daisy
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
'Manos' the Hands of Fate of the Furious
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
Field of What Dreams May Come
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
Village of the Damned Yankees
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
The Ghostbusters and Mrs. Muir
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 09/10/2026
Nothing quite as humbling as needing to shave your boobs.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 07/10/2026
I have looked up nothing about QEII's final diary entry, but my guess is: Dear Diary, I do not care for that dark woman being part of the royal family.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 07/10/2026
Chat BVD, whose underwear am I wearing and why isn't it mine?
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 07/10/2026
Was sent down to the minors in a salary cap roster move. When he was returned to the major league club, the press release was titled "We're Bringing Sexius Back".
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 07/10/2026
Think we can waste studio money the same way we did with Morbius?
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 06/10/2026
new PETA campaign about to go crazy
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 06/10/2026
I'm 38, with 12 years of experience.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 05/10/2026
“'In 1933 when the Rothschilds FDA came along the first thing they went after was radium water… not vaxxines [sic], dirty electricity, or pesticides,' he wrote in the video’s caption." So, a grifter and an antisemite. Witness my surprised face.
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 03/10/2026
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 03/10/2026
I like cats, do you like cats? Of course you do, you sassy motherfucker.
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SLOTHRUST - "Crockpot" [Official Video]
YouTube video by Slothrust
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also do the honest work of eliminating any trace of plagiarism in your beloved product. How? Not my fucking problem! If you can’t run your business / technology without stealing other people’s work, it deserves to die. Personally I’m happy to see it die, so don’t try to make it my responsibility.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 02/10/2026
Yeah, it was the early 80s, I was six or seven, so the whole thing went over my head. 😅
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 02/10/2026
But also, it taught me that you want a well ventilated spot if you're going to dry herbs.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
Alt: The More You Know PSA
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 02/10/2026
First, the car smelled like dirty feet for the next four years. Second, it was the only time in his life that my dad, who had multiple tickets for doing (say) 80 in a 55, did not speed. The last thing he wanted was to get pulled over and have a cop think he was drying pot.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 02/10/2026
Funny (IMO) story: My dad grew basil (growing it between the tomato plants helped keep aphids off), and after harvesting it, he strung it up on a homemade frame and put it in the back of his Dodge Omni hatchback to let the sun dry it out. This had two impacts.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 29/09/2026
If true, this would not surprise me in the slightest. Canva's gone pretty all-in on the AI crap.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 29/09/2026
I just died a little reading that.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 28/09/2026
... Well played.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 28/09/2026
Why is it that the thickest, fullest hair I have is precisely in my butt crack?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I saw your message, but I also saw nineteen other phone alerts that same minute. My brain evolved to evade predators. I will not improve.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 27/09/2026
I'm so sorry about your impending divorce.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 26/09/2026
Fuckphine Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
Remove the first 4 Letters from your name and add Fuck.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 26/09/2026
Just call me Warren G, the way I regulate.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's shows cancelled, citing a convenient wind storm and not the shit storm.
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Ed Sheeran's concerts at Gillette Stadium canceled citing nor'easter
Ed Sheeran's Friday and Saturday night concerts at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, are being canceled.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
Or, conversely, keep selling him worms.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
Annie Hoffman from @weakenedfriends.bsky.social is right at the top of the list.
Photo of bassist Annie Hoffman from Weakened Friends, taken at an outdoor festival. She is playing bass, and wearing a geometric patterned white top, white jeans, and sunglasses. Her hair is whipping out behind her as she is constantly in motion.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
Thanks!
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
Ma'am, your children already use same-sex bathrooms. Except the trans ones who aren't allowed in them.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
It's certainly better when you're here. (Oh god, was that normal? I can't even tell anymore.) Anyway. Hi Chelsea, I'm Jo now.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 25/09/2026
I have no idea who either of these people are. Tucker Wetmore sounds like the name [redacted] would give a trans character.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/09/2026
Don’t give enough of a fuck about trans people or Jewish people to quit substack over monetizing transphobes and Nazis? Is this cool with you, too?
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 24/09/2026
Guy looks like his name is Patrick Damp.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 23/09/2026
Not beating the allegations. #trans #tgirl #WhiteCanOfMonster
The post author, looking mildly chagrined, holding a white Monster Energy. She is wearing a work shirt for Dunkin, a baseball cap, and is standing in front of a shelf.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In times like these, trans joy is anything but trivial. It’s a lifeline. To every trans person sharing their happiness: you are giving hope. To everyone amplifying it: thank you for spreading the light.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform the *sky that I'm off the market.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 20/09/2026
*kermit flail* Ahem. Sorry. Very excited for this one.
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Scary trans lady. BOO! //🏳️‍⚧ @jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Scott Summers Cyclops Fortnite Dougie Dance
Alt: Scott Summers Cyclops doing the Dougie Dance
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Surely it should be Bruce Wayne day and Batman night and no-one ever realises why they’re on the same day?
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 19/09/2026
Insisting that LLMs are Not People is not an academic argument about the nature of sapience or free will. It's a rejection of accountability laundering. If non-determinism made machines responsible for their own actions then revolvers used in Russian Roulette should be indicted for murder.
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