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Jay P. Hurray

@jphurray.bsky.social
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do I need to have watched the Iliad to know what the heck is going on in The Odyssey??
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s extremely difficult for me to take The Bear seriously when no one in Chicago, over the course of 4 seasons, riffs on Carmy’s name by calling him ‘DAAAAAAA BEAR’
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Given the amount of Otezla commercials I see, you’d think way more than 2.7% of the US adult population has plaque psoriasis…yet here we are
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If I was offered “we want to build a data center on your land money” , I’d trade away my morals immediately
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I logged off for a while and forgot that most of you existed
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I know we ask all the time. But did we ever actually find out what the deal was with airline food? Looking for the answer
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hold up now. Do they not put erasers on golf pencils cuz you shouldn’t have to be erasing anything golf scorecard related . (Only need to eras if you’re a cheater)
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tonites March madness slate will be replayed in sports heaven
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Hey Arnold episode where Gerald sells watches, but modern day. Where Mamdani is mayor and Gerald gets to shovel snow for $30/hr… instead of being in a pyramid scheme. (and he still gets to give his little sister money just cuz.)
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
GET JOSH DOBBS WARMED UP 😂
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Not enough songs praising Papa John’s out there. Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more. Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
LMAO who told the Republicans about rotten tomatoes ?!
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Snow shovels should come out every year with a new model like golf clubs. Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.”
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
AJ Styles is gonna get retired in front of a 15,000 person crowd 😂 😭 🤢 #WWE #royalrumble
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Funniest royal rumble plausible winners: 1) Jey Uso again 2) Logan Paul 2) Cody again 3) Brock Lesnar 4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again 5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So I’ll be fumbling around my phone like a moron while going about my day with adult responsibilities
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Just logging on to say it’s fucking bullshit that royal rumble is at 2pm. Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money. And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Haircuts should count towards your deductible
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Winter insanity status: Looking up used 6 hybrid golf clubs on eBay.
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It’s the muscles tightening up afterwards that gets me.
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
2 hours of shoveling & I feel fine I don’t know what my fellow 38-year old Philadelphians are complaining about. [sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized]
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Not gonna lie that was a hell of a goal by Cunha
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
MANU GOAL 😂
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
LMAOO I FUCKING KNEW IT. Really had to sweat out those 3 minutes
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Arsenal are gonna tie this and we all know it
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There’s no room to think about the dystopian Hell hole that is slowly enveloping us when theres 6 HOURS OF CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOOBALLLL TODAY
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Ya know. Most boomers didn’t see the Alex Pretti video anddddd Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Gonna turn off the news and go hike an active volcano.
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
DO SOMETHING
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Uh oh . The DOOM thoughts are starting to win in my head
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I need a Ms Rachel but for sports podcasts
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PI’s Fred Norris @pisfrednorris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
NOOOOOO!!!!
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The fact that I can’t legally gamble or “predict” the winner of the royal rumble is yet another sign of The Free Market failing.
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
50% of Bron Breakker’s push is along the lines of “welp . SOMEBODY has to be next up”
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you squint closely, you can see me
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Repost this when Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes simultaneously eliminate each other to set up THE RUBBER MATCH at Wrestlemania
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Me, but one slice-a-bread peanut butter sandwiches folded in half
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have a good vinyl record player now….but wait a minute …i don’t think I actually like music
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
rc cola stands for roku city cola
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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tvanl @tvanl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He said "heyyy ahaha"
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Single Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My poem: *stares silently for five full minutes*
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. On this episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out we find out what *THIS SOUND* means” [Sound of Fernando Mendoza pitching a satanic cult]
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I’m gonna combine all your banger posts and enter a local poetry contest
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hotboxing the Urkel Transformation Chamber
Still from the television show Family Matters showing Steve showing Laura his transformative chamber
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tell your cat I said “psspsspss [seductively]”
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Guys I just saw one of my toenail clippings take flight 🥹
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
She wanted me to give her a ring ….all I could afford was ringworm
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Need to find my Hundred Acre Woods
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Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
ACAB includes the Paw Patrol. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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