Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Do I need to have watched the Iliad to know what the heck is going on in The Odyssey?? 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s extremely difficult for me to take The Bear seriously when no one in Chicago, over the course of 4 seasons, riffs on Carmy’s name by calling him ‘DAAAAAAA BEAR’ 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Given the amount of Otezla commercials I see, you’d think way more than 2.7% of the US adult population has plaque psoriasis…yet here we are 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026If I was offered “we want to build a data center on your land money” , I’d trade away my morals immediately 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I logged off for a while and forgot that most of you existed 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I know we ask all the time. But did we ever actually find out what the deal was with airline food? Looking for the answer 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Hold up now. Do they not put erasers on golf pencils cuz you shouldn’t have to be erasing anything golf scorecard related . (Only need to eras if you’re a cheater) 020 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Tonites March madness slate will be replayed in sports heaven 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The Hey Arnold episode where Gerald sells watches, but modern day. Where Mamdani is mayor and Gerald gets to shovel snow for $30/hr… instead of being in a pyramid scheme. (and he still gets to give his little sister money just cuz.) 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Not enough songs praising Papa John’s out there. Sure. There’s Femininomenom …but there should be more. Papa is #1 fast food pizza for real real. Gtfo dominos 110 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 01/02/2026LMAO who told the Republicans about rotten tomatoes ?! 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Snow shovels should come out every year with a new model like golf clubs. Like “damn. You see Frank’s new Callaway Sim 2 Max shovel? I’ve been meaning to upgrade to that one.” 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026AJ Styles is gonna get retired in front of a 15,000 person crowd 😂 😭 🤢 #WWE #royalrumble 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Funniest royal rumble plausible winners: 1) Jey Uso again 2) Logan Paul 2) Cody again 3) Brock Lesnar 4) Roman to auto set him up as mania main event again 5) LA knight & Sami Zayn- internet banter would be unbearable 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Just logging on to say it’s fucking bullshit that royal rumble is at 2pm. Best single night of Muh WRESTLING 🤼 of the year - and the card is actually stacked - and wait a minute… it’s not at night…they just sold it off cuz …blood money. And you gotta watch live cuz it gets spoiled a million ways 110 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Winter insanity status: Looking up used 6 hybrid golf clubs on eBay. 010 0
Reposted by Jay P. HurrayDFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 25/01/20262 hours of shoveling & I feel fine I don’t know what my fellow 38-year old Philadelphians are complaining about. [sits down to take off boots & hears the pained grunt my dad used to make, realizes in horror it came from me, want to jump up & scream but my back suddenly seized] 2202 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026There’s no room to think about the dystopian Hell hole that is slowly enveloping us when theres 6 HOURS OF CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOOBALLLL TODAY 110 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Ya know. Most boomers didn’t see the Alex Pretti video anddddd Meet the Press on NBC comes on and both sides the story🤮 000 0
Reposted by Jay P. HurrayBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Gonna turn off the news and go hike an active volcano. 1137316 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Uh oh . The DOOM thoughts are starting to win in my head 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The fact that I can’t legally gamble or “predict” the winner of the royal rumble is yet another sign of The Free Market failing. 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/202650% of Bron Breakker’s push is along the lines of “welp . SOMEBODY has to be next up” 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Repost this when Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes simultaneously eliminate each other to set up THE RUBBER MATCH at Wrestlemania 110 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Me, but one slice-a-bread peanut butter sandwiches folded in half 110 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I have a good vinyl record player now….but wait a minute …i don’t think I actually like music 020 0
Reposted by Jay P. HurrayFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/01/2026rc cola stands for roku city cola 621839 0
Reposted by Jay P. HurraySingle Cell Priest @opportunemarmoset.bsky.social · 23/01/2026My poem: *stares silently for five full minutes* 011 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026“Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. On this episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out we find out what *THIS SOUND* means” [Sound of Fernando Mendoza pitching a satanic cult] 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I’m gonna combine all your banger posts and enter a local poetry contest 131 0
Reposted by Jay P. HurrayGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Hotboxing the Urkel Transformation Chamber 1011722 0
Reposted by Jay P. Hurrayterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Guys I just saw one of my toenail clippings take flight 🥹 3401 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 23/01/2026She wanted me to give her a ring ….all I could afford was ringworm 000 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026ACAB includes the Paw Patrol. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026If I start quote posting you like a madman. It’s just a sign that I love you. 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Mendoza is going to be eaten alive at Las Vegas behind that Raiders line. This happy young man is about to enter the goddamn world war 1 trenches, forced to navigate past artillery lakes full of metaphorical dead bodies and careers left by the waste side. Please protect this guy lol 010 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Sean Payton tonite as at least THOUGHT about calling Drew Brees , and you can’t convince me otherwise. Just like a fleeting thought …you dont have to engage with that thought …but I know a muscle memory in his head triggered it for a split second 030 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 18/01/2026You guys don’t understand, I could be on SNL too - if I was funny , worked hard my whole life , took many risks, and got discovered 030 0
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Why the insane-o’s still talking about Stranger Things. Go home. It’s overmedia.tenor.coma young man is saying `` are you still here ? it 's over ! go home ! '' .ALT: a young man is saying `` are you still here ? it 's over ! go home ! '' . 030 0
