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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
new sign to tap: the tetrahedron of trade-offs.
the tetrahedron of trade-offs
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my cat loves to sleep like a vampire who is dying in agony
my cat, a fat brown tabby, sleeping like a horribly dying vampire
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was
transporting components of a nuclear
weapons program. The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according
to four sources familiar with the episode. According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air,
one of those sources and another
source familiar with the incident said.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I don’t need to go out with my big camera,” I thought. “There are no clouds in sight, so the sunset won’t be that interesting”
A photo of the sky at sunset with the crescent moon and venus framed by crepuscular shadows and blazing sports field lights
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
great cloud day #clupdate
clouds, indescribably beautiful so sorry for screen reader exclusive users but it’s just that good
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why yes, i’d love a Vintage Gold Framed Gothic Wall Art, Spooky Humor Demon Canvas Prints, Dark Academia Wall Decor, Halloween Poster, Funny Horror Devil Fart Weird Aesthetic Artwork for Bedroom Living Room
Image from amazon highlighting the virtues of the farting devil piece, such as “Perfect gift for art lovers” and “neutral tones for any space”Farting devil image in a cafeFarting devil image in a fancy homeColor: Fart
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sometimes you just have to recite the pledge of allegiance right there in the kroger
a balloon with an image of a hamburger on it floats serenely above the meat section of a supermarket
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the cleveland show is real, my friend
Mitt romney saying “corporations are people, my friend”
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lunar eclipse seen through a telescope
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
photograph of clouds and rain over a valley
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
yeah i made that alien statue boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
metal yard statue of a strangely buff green alien
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Alright, which of you chuckleheads did this
A “wash your hands” sticker sign on a bathroom mirror which has had material strategically moved such that it now reads “wash your anus”
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
please direct further questions to bernie@epicmra.com
screenshot of epicmra.com, the polling firm founded by bernie porn, a graduate of aquinas college
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lol
The Harold Holt Memorial Swimming
Centre is a public swimming pool complex located on the corner of High Street and
Edgar Street, Glen Iris, Melbourne, Australia. Built in the 1960s by Australian architects Kevin Borland and Daryl Jackson, the Swimming Centre is considered to be a fine example of Brutalist architecture.!" Originally built in 1927 as a municipal swimming baths,
the facilities were renovated in 1967 by Borland and Jackson to accommodate for higher swimming participation numbers.121 It
is named in honour of Prime Minister Harold Holt, the local member of parliament (representing the Division of Higgins) until his apparent drowning death while the
facility was under construction
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Anakin talking about sand meme: there are no sex scenes and all the food looks horrible
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am once again asking for your strongest potions
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Learn more Quaise, Inc is developing a millimeter-wave drilling system for converting existing power stations to use superdeep geothermal energy. ' The system would repurpose existing gyrotron technology to drill 20 kilometers beneath the surface, where temperatures exceed 400 °C. No fracking would be required, avoiding the potential for earthquakes that have occurred in other geothermal systems. 21(3) Drilling using this technique is hoped to be fast, with boreholes aimed to be completed in 100 days 4] using existing 1MW gyrotrons. To reduce costs and delays, the company planned to establish its
wells on the sites of existing power plants. 15]The Core
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
if you post like this roko’s basilisk is going to put you in the bad place for slowing its inevitable triumph (this was about someone saying that being the pet of a supercomputer sounds unappealing)
I haven't heard anyone articulate why this is Bad that didn't just sound like
meaningslop "But if humans aren't the apex predator what is our purpose" man find a better purpose you're inventing the fourteen
words for human chauvinism just quit it
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I remember this game looking very different. Much better art of the ships, for one thing.
An infinite mac dot com screenshot of an emulated mac playing the 1997 game "Galactica"
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Do whales fart? 27 views 1 day ago
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Love da police
Transcript of episode 2 of Serial podcast The Last 12 weeks: We asked Detective Guerrero about that interrogation, and he said he didn't remember it. He also denied ever taking Ramona out to the desert. Actually, what he said was, quote, "She's full of shit." Moreover, he told us in his 15 years in homicide, quote, "I was never accused of any wrongdoing or coercion by anyone I
talked to or any case I worked," unquote. Detective Marquez, for his part, died a couple of years ago. But it is worth noting that he had a reputation for lying and using force. In a different case, he allegedly bullied a 16-year-old kid to make him confess to two murders. The kid
was later exonerated after serving nearly
20 years in prison.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They’re putting a philips skylight in my enclosure soon
Woman looks thrilled to be working at her computer under her philips skylight
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
please…attach one of these….pleae….
The Just Kidding Star - put this star in your post when you’re just kidding, so that your buddies know if you’re just joking around
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
donald trump, looking like death, holding up a signed memorandum of understandingEmmanuel Macron, clapping in a manner most jupiterian
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
whose twelve year old son came up with Riddick
Originally shown as a human in Pitch Black,
Riddick's race is later revealed to be Furyan in subsequent sequels. The Furyans are a warrior race nearly exterminated by a military campaign that left their home planet, Furya, desolate. Riddick is one of the last surviving members of this race. His eyes, a defining feature, allow him to see clearly in the dark, a trait associated with a specific caste of Furyans known as Alpha-Furyans. In Pitch Black, he implies that his eyes were surgically altered, but this is later attributed to his Furyan heritage. To protect his eyes from bright light, he wears tinted welding
goggles
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
laura loomer calling out tulsi gabbard for just posting a bunch of russian propaganda on her way out the door
Norm macdonald saying something harsh
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
james gandolfini sporting a huge handlebar mustache in the denzel washington film Fallen
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
getting gasoline at the pump kind of feels like this these days, because of all the pain
Whack! You've been whacked with a wet trout!
Image of a trout, presumably
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
cat in the wind graph #catinthewindgraph
cat in the wind graph
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
rim jobs.txt
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Somehow, Ahmedinejad returned
Poe Dameron sighing
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
screenshot of a civilization 4 mod called caveman to cosmos. text: crime (cyberbullying). a black and white graphic of handcuffs. a red letter 1.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
#clupdate
clouds lit pink by the setting sun. a plane flies by.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trump walking with ai alien. Impact font: TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY THAT AGAIN
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
An olympic-sized swimming pool can technically be infinitely deep. The pool can reach into the realms of R’lyeh. The pool can cut through the earth to the other side of the universe. The pool can smash the stars into dust.
Wikipedia screenshot:
An Olympic-size swimming pool is used as a colloquial unit of volume, to make approximate comparisons to similarly sized objects or volumes. It is not a specific definition, as there is no maximum limit on the depth of an Olympic pool. The value has
an order of magnitude of 1 megaliter (ML). "1 Some style guides caution against the hyperbole of describing any relatively large
pool as "Olympic-size[d]" (2]
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It turned out the people who run NJ are not only bad at knowing what planes are, they are bad at knowing what stars are as well
X dot com screenshot:
Tyler Austin Harper
@Tyler_A_Harper Again, *the entire political infrastructure* of NJ-current governor, former governor, Andy Kim and Cory Booker, state reps, law enforcement officials-are asking for federal help and the smug adult-in-the-room
response is "the people who run NJ are bad at knowing what planes are."
2% Nate Silver @NateSilver538 • Dec 14 Folks, Sen.-elect Andy Kim (D-NJ) and former Gov. Larry Hogan (R-MD) have said there are drones and even posted videos! These are rational people. I assumed it was some fake weird viral thing at first too but if you still think that
you're just not really following the story
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
whenever i see footage of Civ 7 i feel a little shocked. it’s like walking into one of these.
mostly greyscale mancavegreyscale mancavemostly greyscale british themed mancave
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
took this photo in january of 2020. truly braudel never dies.
Plastic packaged toilet paper
“Looooong lasting roll” in english and 
“Loooooongue durée” in french
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
saw a chicken cloud yesterday
wispy cloud that looks like a chicken in profile
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Cruise ships seem bad overall but this comparison is hilarious
One more point of concern for environmentalists is the industry's massive use of infrastructure and materials. Building a cruise ship requires a large amount of materials, including steel and aluminium for the hull and structure, as well as wood for interior decoration. According to the Cruise Lines International Association, producing a large cruise ship requires 16 million parts - by contrast, manufacturing a car only requires 18,000 parts. But aside from materials, building and docking these huge ships also
requires larger factories and ports
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
every few years i learn some new wild detail about the phantom menace. today it’s that natalie portman was bullying many of the queen’s handmaidens
After nearly 20 years, Queen Amidala has finally issued a long overdue mea culpa! In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Natalie Portman looks back on her career and reveals a series of regrets, most notably her
behavior on the set of The Phantom Menace. "It was unbecoming of me. I made several of my handmaidens cry off- camera, including Keira Knightley who was a timid little thing just starting out. I sincerely apologize for my behavior, but you have to understand I really only had it out
for Saché [played by Sofia Coppola]... It's unfortunate that they all looked
alike.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the starting location was already bad but the whole region of the map turned out to be unfathomably fucked, gandhi has like 75 science to my 25
civ 6 screenshot showing rome trying to colonize plains, hills, and desert without much good farmland
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
you gotta be fucking kidding me
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm feeling...salty
civ 6 start with a lot of salt resources near my starting location
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
science.nasa.gov/specials/you...
pokemongotothepolls
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
me telling bluesky i get to the airport at the exact right time: no sooner and no later than necessary
paul atreides telling a crowd of fremen about how he does air travel. they are going absolutely apeshit. they fucking love it.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
finally, content i can relate to
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
is that good
civilization 2 screenshot of a bunch of barbarian elephants and archers spreading out in a huge blob
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Abraham Lincoln in his “fuccboi” days (1846-47)
Abraham Lincoln, daguerrotype, 1846 or 47
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