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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 7h
my cat loves to viciously slash my ankles in the middle of the night. it’s a great game and in-joke between us.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 10h
not my ass eating pickles
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 10h
the world is full of terrible new possibilities
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 12h
Obama had bin Laden killed because he was afraid that at a trial bin Laden would demand the judge remove these chains and say that again
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Anton Strezhnev @astrezh.bsky.social · 15h
At least no mathematician has ever had an extreme reaction to the rapid development of technology.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 13h
Primetime is also an Odyssey adaptation because it’s about a complicated man
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 13h
Primetime is a heckuva movie
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 15h
I’ll see anything with robert pattinson in it. i’ve got pattinsania.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 18h
October—2026 Iran is master of Hormuz Diesel is six dollars a gallon Red states are now battlefields
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
math fans will tell you two and two is four
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 05/10/2026
“You thirsty mayo ass” youtu.be/jD3PjSMgJB0?...
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No Country for Cancelled Men (Twitter reupload)
YouTube video by Henry Krinkle
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tfw i heat up a buck fifty worth of campbell’s tomated
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Adam Driver: Good Soup Meme
Alt: Adam Driver: Good Soup Meme
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
season finale of Lanterns is a little underwhelming. but the season was good overall. unfortunately it can’t be its own self-contained little story.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*sam elliott voice* I may be stupid,
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the pitcher has a big butt, which is logistically complicated to scratch
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s OctOver but we will soon find ourselves NovemBack. December will be normal though.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bram Stroker’s Goonula
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May October the fourth be with you
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
grats on the fish. i hear those are popular as game fish and commercially important
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
enjoying a warm tomato soup
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally finished this book. not very good. now, i can believe Reacher would have sex at the site of a crucifixion of an FBI informant because he’s a psychopath and he sees normal people the way a cat sees a bug, but what’s strange is that the FBI lady he was kidnapped with was into it.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/10/2026
(sighs) So, oil is assessed on two key metrics
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the whole light cone will know his name one day
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Bronze Age Collapse Pervert: Our age of bronze is ending 🤪😳😫🥵🫣
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/10/2026
Not beating the allegations that all his regular spots need to be labeled like it's a taxpayer funded federal nursing home.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
more and more people are saying this
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a bear is a kind of dog
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a weed beverage is actually a weed beer even if it’s just seltzer water
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve figured out how to enjoy thc, but the audio hallucinations it gives me are pretty odd
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have actually more or less been doing this and my eyes feel nice and driving at night is suddenly easier, what the heck
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The bit near the end where tom holland barrels the camera, shellshocked and wrinkled like an old man, is going to stay with people for a long time
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
constantly moving my phone back and forth so my eyes get enough reps
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when somebody pronounces it “bob al mandeb” i start thinking of that bob wehadababyeetsaboy commerical. bob al-wehadastraititisclosedtosauditraffic
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can torture an LLM by simply feeding it your posts
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I shall eat them to become strong
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hypoallergenic bobcat alternative @noghiri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no there's at least 3 cults involved and at least two of them really do believe the machine is fully conscious
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you’re telling me a basil tomatened this soup
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m dying of complications of being given a box with a spring-loaded boxing glove in it
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The doctor's plot was probably real" at 3:28 AM is the tankie squirrel account briefly summarized
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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this app is fucking amazing for people-watching sometimes
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I was trespassed from a Panera Bread recently for screaming at a bunch of pro ICE old people that they should go home and off themselves and I don't regret a second of it.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope somebody woke up that guy from Green Day
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Pollcast - Poll Tracker @pollcast.net · 01/10/2026
New Trump Approval poll: AP-NORC (Sep 28 - 2,140 A) 🔴 Disapprove 69 (+38) 🟢 Approve 31 View the average ->
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nortof antofirus
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I imagine an autogyro owner gazes upon it lovingly each dawn or dusk even when they’ve no time to fly
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
which wikipedians think this fact needs three citations
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