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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 7h

The entire decline of America is basically this, at a few different levels of society

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/10/2026

"Privatisation could bring much needed efficiencies to our bloated human sacrifice sector".

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 17/10/2026

Day One of posting until I get a BBC4 commission.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 16/10/2026

A lot of employment law is this:

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 15/10/2026

Celebrating our "Parliamentary terms from 1715-1911" wedding anniversary.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 14/10/2026

Getting closer to that Economist job.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 10/10/2026

"Got a name for our new guitar shop?" "Sure, jefe, nice and offensive just like you asked. "What?"

Google maps screenshot of a guitar shop in Mexico City called Holocausto

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 05/10/2026

Didn't realise there had been a by election, @mp4stratford.bsky.social

Former Conservative chancellor and current Reform UK MP for Stratford-on-Avon Nadhim Zahawi paid tribute to the bestselling author on X, describing him as a "dear friend and extraordinary human being".

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 05/10/2026

£50 on the Premium Bonds this month! Everyone say "Thank you, Mr Macmillan"

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 04/10/2026

The Conservative and Unionist Party:

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 04/10/2026

Saturday night in the Notswolds.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/10/2026

At least they got Chris Pincher right.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 03/10/2026

My Instagram ads are getting weird.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Getting sent to the nutting squad when I'm spotted with one of these

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Yes, I am an ideological DILF

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Anyway another excuse to celebrate my uni mate who became a minor celeb when on secondment from the RN to the US for his big bushy beard.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Travel abroad for leisure and use of air travel massively increased during the 80s

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Just because you get a picture of something emerging from the water isn't going to convince me it exists.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Incredible timeline synchronicity

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Markings on the van look like they were posing as fuel delivery

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 27/09/2026

Someone's getting sent to Slough House.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Putney to Westminster is 19 minutes on the Underground.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Once heard of a partner at a law firm that would check the top lift of the shoe (labelled, below) because if you didn't clean that properly you were slovenly.

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Not sure these are even different people

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Definitely the words of someone I want involved in a residential school for 16 year olds:

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Everyone, stop what you are doing. I've discovered there is a politician called Teresa May running for city council in British Columbia. And this is from one of her campaign videos. Never have two people with the same name had such different vibes.