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@joshwick.bsky.social
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost got mad about the new chicken nuggets at Burger King but quickly realized it opens up another option for the kids while traveling
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of AI law firm ads I see is wild
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would kill for Jalen hurts to be on the colts right now
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible throw and catch
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, I bet Jalen Hurts
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This happened. Every institution in the country, media, college, movies, music, democrats, republicans, law, sports, all conspired to make it illegal, de facto or literally, to not only try to stop, but even vocally oppose Israel massacring every Palestinian man, woman, child and infant.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a players name sucks the fans should be allowed to vote to change it
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s more good football
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s good football
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This has been a lovely lil prime time game
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty annoying to be Ohio adjacent and getting all these Vivek ads
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching the colts lose in colts fashion #blessed
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GMC JIMMY Maybe the funniest car name and I’m jealous they did it
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woooooow that was a great kick
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Indiana being a legitimate football state is kinda nice
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kinda want that chilis chicken sandwich
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a new one on tonight. I'm not sure you have time to catch up on the previous 9,400 episodes, so it might be hard to follow.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mmmmm I truly hate watching left handed quarterbacks it breaks my brain
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek loves to put the same people in different hair
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think those Chinese Olympic robots should be the referees for all minor league sports.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
Alt: Spy Kids Character with Tech Glasses
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A teacher should be able to afford a home in the richest, most powerful country in the world.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baseball is the only sport i can think of where the production crew, stadium, staff, etc are just so critical to what makes baseball fun
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you're telling me jameis winston threw a pick? wow. i didn't know that. you're telling me now for the first time.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm for keeping our money here and not using it to buy bombs to drop on other people.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Giants are going to be in play for another Manning
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never seen a guy so poised to not be elected
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Newsom Beaver who in 1940 played for the Shelby Colonels
Newsom Beaver
Bats: Unknown • Throws: Unknown
Full Name: Newsom Beaver
View Player Info from the B-R Bullpen
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Admittedly know very little about the Green Lantern, but I’m really enjoying Lanterns.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that’s right
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m getting there.
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton gave a well-connected attorney who admitted to s*xually abusing an 8-year-old boy over multiple years just a 30-day jail sentence — and let him avoid the sex offender registry. Now, Paxton is running for U.S. Senate against James Talarico with Trump’s backing.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m happy to see Brissett continue to get some love.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We just want healthcare
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026
ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.
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Attorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash delivery
A Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In person, we're usually different - and better - than we are online.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fake to jt throw to jt
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wowwwwwwwww
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is absolutely dumb
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