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Baja Blastoise

@joshwick.bsky.social
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 7h
Olave some backyard football lookin a
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 7h
Trying a free trial of YouTube tv to get the mnf game and first off didn’t realize YouTube premium doesn’t include tv but also I was immediately hit with an ad. That’s dumb.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 10h
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Disappointed Hercules Meme
Alt: Disappointed Hercules Meme
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lolll roughing the kicker is hilarious because the entire stadium gets so excited when the kicker gets annihilated
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jim banks airing an ad acting like he’s standing up against AI but he says literally nothing more than he’s asking questions.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would love to see a commercial starring that 49’s guy
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Colts tackle on 3rd down challenge level impossible.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worst part of colts playing in London is knowing I paid $7 to watch this.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mother in law is pretty upset about this
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A beautiful way to end it
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lucky for Watson that he didn’t do something egregious that would cross a line with the league. Like write the name of an innocently murdered girl on his eye black
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Lucas oil stadium I think it’s an incredible place to see a game but man does it suck to watch on tv sometimes
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost got mad about the new chicken nuggets at Burger King but quickly realized it opens up another option for the kids while traveling
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Waterboy Argue
Alt: The Waterboy Argue
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of AI law firm ads I see is wild
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would kill for Jalen hurts to be on the colts right now
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Incredible throw and catch
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You got RED RIFLED
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the offset penalty was the perfect outcome
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, I bet Jalen Hurts
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This happened. Every institution in the country, media, college, movies, music, democrats, republicans, law, sports, all conspired to make it illegal, de facto or literally, to not only try to stop, but even vocally oppose Israel massacring every Palestinian man, woman, child and infant.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a players name sucks the fans should be allowed to vote to change it
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s more good football
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s good football
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This has been a lovely lil prime time game
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They’re upsetting
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jason Mendoza on Blake Bortles' Name
Alt: Jason Mendoza on Blake Bortles' Name
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty annoying to be Ohio adjacent and getting all these Vivek ads
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching the colts lose in colts fashion #blessed
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s comical
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GMC JIMMY Maybe the funniest car name and I’m jealous they did it
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woooooow that was a great kick
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Indiana being a legitimate football state is kinda nice
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I kinda want that chilis chicken sandwich
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a new one on tonight. I'm not sure you have time to catch up on the previous 9,400 episodes, so it might be hard to follow.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was a mistake lol
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kramer Says That's True
Alt: Kramer Says That's True
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mmmmm I truly hate watching left handed quarterbacks it breaks my brain
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek loves to put the same people in different hair
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah yes, Brittanic Panic
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Baja Blastoise @joshwick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think those Chinese Olympic robots should be the referees for all minor league sports.
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