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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Deion might have to kick some more guys off the team if he wants to get back on track.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Deion Sanders has dismissed the entire Colorado football team except for two guys named Brandon and Jeff. "I really like what Brandon's about" Sanders said about only offensive player listed on the depth chart on offense. "And obviously there's a lot of respect for Jeff in this building."

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I saw them at the NCAA tournament, I counted Rocky Tops. However, I (graciously) reject the any such honorific.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Had a dream that Northwestern had a bunch of analysts in a hallway of the new stadium, sitting at folding tables using Gateway 2000s.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

BOINGO does sound like it could be a sound effect word in a comic book about a basketball game. So I can see why they’d want to specifically get an NBA player as their fake spokesperson.

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The Lynx logo looks like everyone's cat yelling at them about some nonsense. Every day at 3a, Prowl wakes Cheryl up with some bs

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The Vikings coulda just put their QB situation on the ballot, rather than leave it up to a buncha unaccountable coaches.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I am pleased to report that, one year later, the motion smoothing in this Lake Geneva rental is still on.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I guess TV has some benefits, if it means these two schools are forever wiped off the map.

A news headline reading: Duke-Michigan scrapped over TV issues

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bike to the dentist (Cake by the Ocean)

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Name me one thing better than singing a sequence of words to the tune of a random song

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Another sign that the US is a footballing nation: I head the Balogun news from another parent at the playground.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

It has to be either that or a first minute straight red card. No other outcome would be appropriate.

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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 02/07/2026

One funny piece of trivia about _Country Roads_ is that despite the song’s reference to West Virginia songwriter John Denver had actually never been to the United States and originally wrote that line about Merv, Turkmenistan

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Everyone here is cheering because the Phillies just extended their lead

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

You got Miller Kopp. We are more than even.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This is from the brief time when they considered placing the stadium in Jersey City.

An aerial view of the Central Railroad of New Jersey Terminal, a building with large covered rail yard.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I am reading the ruling closely to see if he also gave any additional eligibility to Martinelli or Dan Persa.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’m not saying the US is a footballing nation now, but a random guy trying to get into the over-filled bar with me was describing how the MNT has this “pentagon” that’s giving everyone fits

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

That does seem like best course of action.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I guess it depends. In this scenario, am I a driver approaching the light? Or am I a traffic light repair professional?

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Kruk: “You know, I’ve broken down and started eating vegetables.” McCarthy: “How’s it going?” Kruk: “You know, it really stinks.”

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I always have to remember it doesn’t mean “dog soccer”

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It seems like instead of using child labor to guide them into place, they could just tell the players where to line up on the field.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If they lose, it will because I cursed them for never signing John Shurna or Boo Buie

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 10/06/2026

THREAD: 2026 World Cup teams as Iron Chef screenshots United States

OK, so they're all looking a wee bit confused down there.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Former Patriot Jalen Brunson should confuse some Boston fans

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

USA-Ghana rather. GD Claudio Reyna.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I think my favorite World Cup will remain 2006 in Germany. The lab I worked in got NUTV in a conference room, and I would “work” for about 6 hours a day in there. Except for the US-Germany game where @tcmcg.photo and I went to the ESPNZone to watch (and drink?) at like 9am.

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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Clavicle Man, Clavicle Man, Clavicle Man hates Cortisol Man.

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Vishnu Reddy @vishnu.red · 25/05/2026

coffee: the bean juice

A picture of a coffee shop called "the bean" with coffee on the left of the sign and juice on the right of the sign

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I know I should probably do this for just the seasons in which they played, rather than whole career. But I am supposed to be working right now, and who has the time.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

WNBA Career - 5.8 PTS/2.4 REB/3.3 AST/0.8 STL/0.4 BLK per game v Clark - 12.7 PTS/4.5 REB/2.8 AST/0.3 STL/1.3 BLK (6 games)

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Someone with better statsing skills can maybe fact check this, but I think this is Burton’s career overall and when facing Caitlin Clark. NCAA Career - 13.4 PTS/4.8 REB/5.0 AST/3.4 STL/0.6 BLK per game v Clark - 21.4 PTS/6.6 REB/5.2 AST/3.6 STL/0.8 BLK (5 games)

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2023

Hiring Manager: And do you know what "Scrum" is? Me: ... Hiring Manager: ... Me: [points at picture on desk] Hiring Manager: Are you pointing to a picture of my son? Me: Little Scrum?

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Just garden the lawn and mow the garden

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

When I see this picture I like to imagine you’re wearing shorts like these.

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Yeah, Yeah Haha, I Know We're All Enjoying This Article But Seriously Give Me Your Fuckin' Email, by A Website Popup medium.com/me/stats/pos... medium.com/p/58c5666f7097

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YEAH, YEAH HAHA I KNOW WE’RE ALL JUST ENJOYING THIS ARTICLE BUT SERIOUSLY GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN’…

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

“World Squash” is pretty fun to say

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I might be late to the party on this, but I like that NWSL/FIFA changed the offside rule so that you never know when someone is offside and they only call it 2 minutes after the play.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Here’s some good news for fans of Northwestern basketball: add up the points by former NU players in the NBA this year. It’s the same as the number of points Wildcats scored from February 24, 1999, to April 13, 2025.

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Why did i voluntarily go to a place filled with Notre Dame fans?

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This counts as another Eagles win over the Patriots fyi

Dawn Staley wearing an extremely good white, grey, and green Eagles jacket on the sideline

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If we tried, we either failed or I have no memory of it

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Josh Held @joshheld.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

When do the “When does the College Basketball Crown start?” posts start?

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