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Josh Birnholz

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AKA CompC. iOS developer, gamer. 🏳️‍🌈 Avatar by BugMemory

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 30/09/2026
Got to the front and it was sold out :(
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 30/09/2026
Trying to get tickets for the Zelda symphony in Seattle… that’s a lot of people in front of me
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 28/09/2026
Didn’t get a job I’ve been chasing for like a month. God I need a career change. But I don’t know what else to do.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 26/09/2026
Wow I was tired when I wrote that. Reality fracture story*
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 26/09/2026
Would recommend reading the reality factor sheet if you haven’t, it’s the best-written Magic story since I got into the game
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 25/09/2026
I saw the 8-Bit Big Band + insaneintherain when I was in Boston for Pax one year, I really wanted to see the show, but it was really close to my flight home. I had to leave about 30 minutes before the end. Still worth it, what I saw was great, and I’m sad I missed the rest
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 22/09/2026
Shouldn’t be, if they can do this
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bedtime Stories #MTG
It's important to me that I pass on my love of Magic to my Kids.

That's why I even incorporate
Magic into their bedtime stories.

What are you reading? The Weatherlight Saga? The War of the Spark story?

Rule 613.2. Within layer 1, apply effects in a series of sublayers in the order described below. Within each sublayer, apply effects in timestamp order (see rule 613.7)...

cardboard-crack.com
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 17/09/2026
Fire emblem out today but I ordered a physical copy that still just says “order received” and not even shipped yet. Cool cool
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 16/09/2026
I’m seeing this in a couple months and am looking forward to it! Was there any Deltarune music, or only Undertale? I haven’t finished the last few chapters of Deltarune yet.
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Kat Tsai @chuwenjie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Before Times. 1000xRESIST.
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lowkey I hate being given a dog in a game because then you gotta either take care of it or you have to not take care of it and there’s no winning
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 11/09/2026
My dad sent me this pic of me, age 6, in NYC from June 2000
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 09/09/2026
What this sucks, I need a new phone and my plan was to get an older phone after the price dropped because of new phones. It wasn’t supposed to go up!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 08/09/2026
Wooo manage to get the Zelda pro controller!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 08/09/2026
As someone who loves Zelda, but has only beaten Ocarina of Time once, on 3DS when that version came out, I feel like I’m the target demographic for this remake. I think the faces look a little wire but that’s okay. Overall I like it.
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CheeseGX @cheesegx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME
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Tiny Cartridge @tinycartridge.com · 08/09/2026
sorry i like the new look
screenshot from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time's remake for Switch 2. a glistening Link pops out of the water with a 5 rupee coin above his head. text from a meme appears at the bottom reading, "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flouirishing."
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 07/09/2026
I knowwwww
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 06/09/2026
Bf got me this ghost blanket!! I love it
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 05/09/2026
Woooooo landed in Seattle!! Glad to be back for a month!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 05/09/2026
My mom: “I wish your life was a little more settled” YOU’RE TELLING ME
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 03/09/2026
I’m gonna have to buy a single of this or something because I need it and I’m getting the game on PC
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 01/09/2026
It’s been 2.5 years of applying for jobs, interviewing, and getting rejected. Every rejection just makes me lose more and more hope that I’ll ever have a job doing what I love ever again. I had a good 4.5 years and then the layoff just killed my career.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 17/08/2026
I want some cool merch! This game was incredible.
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if you played 1000xResist
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 17/08/2026
Mannnnn why did a fun day with my boyfriend have to end with an argument.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/08/2026
Saber finally added the AI disclosure to Steam for Rideshare “Stimulator” and it’s even worse than I said it was. I can see why the CEO crashed out when I pointed it out.
Al Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses Al

Generated Content like this:
The main Campaign story, characters, and dialogue are written by a team of human writers. Al tools are used for voice generation and some localization.

The optional Free Ride mode includes Al-generated passenger missions and localized dialogue. Free Ride mode is separate from the main Campaign and can be skipped by players who prefer to experience only human-written narrative content.

The game also includes a mix of radio stations featuring human-made music and Al-generated music. Stations containing Al-generated music are clearly labeled as such in the game.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
I’ve just seen many friends who jump right into commander be very lost with what’s going on and get put off from Magic entirely
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
Also true… commander 1v1 is fine but also it leads to weird games sometimes since the decks are really designed to be played in 4 player games though from my experience.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
You can play online on something like Untap, Cockatrice, or Tabletop Simulator. These will let you play with whatever cards you want for free! I play commander on Tabletop Sim with friends all the time. You can try out decks you haven’t bought yet, or that you don’t ever plan to buy.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
There are still some (cheap) things you can do though! Beginner boxes come with basic jumpstart packs for leaning. You can also buy some Jumpstart packs of whatever set you want and replay them in different combinations. This is how I usually teach people You can proxy cards and decks to save money!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
Very fair. A thing I think I left out is not just the mechanics, but keeping track of one opponent’s board is hard enough at first. Jumping into four players and having to keep track of all of that with all of the stuff they can do on a turn is a lot.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
Commander is on the high end of the difficulty scale. Even people who have been playing for years and know the rules well get things wrong.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
I usually recommend starting with 1v1 games of JumpStart, which has fewer cards, decks with ~ 1 or 2 colors, and lets you focus on core mechanics, timing, etc. Then once you have a good grasp, you can move up to something with more cards and mechanics.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
Magic has so much stuff in it, it’s a ton to understand. It’s a lot easier to learn the game when you only have one opponent, and then scale up to having three or more. Commander has access to almost all of the cards in the game. There are sois so much that depends on knowing how the rules work.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
Play on arena, even against bots. It’s really good about teaching you that stuff.
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026
This is why you doing play commander when you’re starting out
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 11/08/2026
Found out today that my temporary job can’t afford to keep me on past December. I’ve been a bit too comfortable… but I guess I have four months to find something new. It’s fine I’m not stressed (I’m incredibly stressed)
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 08/08/2026
The Hobbit prerelease time
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 07/08/2026
I really want to play this but idk if I can schedule time wi try all my friends to play it, let alone getting them all to buy a game they’ve probably never heard of
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Charlotte thinks Your Deck Rules! @jaqalyte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There has been update to the definition of what is and isn't a mana ability with the newest version of the Comprehensive Rules: An activated ability is no longer a mana ability if its cost or effect moves a card to or from a library. Selvala 1.0, Chromatic Sphere, and Millikin no longer count. 1/
Selvala, Explorer Returned
MKC 0218Millikin
SOC 0351Chromatic Sphere
JMP 462
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 04/08/2026
If any friends here are jumping into FF14 on Switch 2 and want to play together, let me know!
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 04/08/2026
Really any precon from the last few years is good, so yeah, whatever you think looks fun! Also: commander is really complicated! I usually recommend starting with JumpStart (or at least something 1v1 and not commander) to get a good feel for the game before playing commander
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 03/08/2026
Did someone say magic?
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 02/08/2026
Sayonara Wild Hearts (S/S2) $6.49 via eShop. ow.ly/gt3t50ZvwJa $5.57 (DRM: Steam) via Gamesplanet. #ad ow.ly/W3YM50ZvwJ8 Annapurna Interactive Publisher Sale via eShop. ow.ly/Cxin50ZvwJ9
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Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 02/08/2026
Okay actually a correction after I looked this up to double check…. The free trial actually limits you to playing on the same platform you started on. So if you started the free trial on another platform, you will either have to buy the game for Switch 2 plus pay for a sub, or start a new character
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