Reposted by Josh Birnholz✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before. 6926257
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 30/09/2026Trying to get tickets for the Zelda symphony in Seattle… that’s a lot of people in front of me 100
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 28/09/2026Didn’t get a job I’ve been chasing for like a month. God I need a career change. But I don’t know what else to do. 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 26/09/2026Wow I was tired when I wrote that. Reality fracture story* 011
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 26/09/2026Would recommend reading the reality factor sheet if you haven’t, it’s the best-written Magic story since I got into the game 110
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 25/09/2026I saw the 8-Bit Big Band + insaneintherain when I was in Boston for Pax one year, I really wanted to see the show, but it was really close to my flight home. I had to leave about 30 minutes before the end. Still worth it, what I saw was great, and I’m sad I missed the rest 000
Reposted by Josh BirnholzCardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bedtime Stories #MTG 921532
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 17/09/2026Fire emblem out today but I ordered a physical copy that still just says “order received” and not even shipped yet. Cool cool 010
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 16/09/2026I’m seeing this in a couple months and am looking forward to it! Was there any Deltarune music, or only Undertale? I haven’t finished the last few chapters of Deltarune yet. 100
Reposted by Josh BirnholzKat Tsai @chuwenjie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Before Times. 1000xRESIST. 121595439
Reposted by Josh BirnholzAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026lowkey I hate being given a dog in a game because then you gotta either take care of it or you have to not take care of it and there’s no winning 1539320
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 11/09/2026My dad sent me this pic of me, age 6, in NYC from June 2000 030
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 09/09/2026What this sucks, I need a new phone and my plan was to get an older phone after the price dropped because of new phones. It wasn’t supposed to go up! 010
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 08/09/2026As someone who loves Zelda, but has only beaten Ocarina of Time once, on 3DS when that version came out, I feel like I’m the target demographic for this remake. I think the faces look a little wire but that’s okay. Overall I like it. 020
Reposted by Josh BirnholzCheeseGX @cheesegx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026NO IT JUST FUCKING HIT ME 252687805
Reposted by Josh BirnholzTiny Cartridge @tinycartridge.com · 08/09/2026sorry i like the new look 2438
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 05/09/2026Woooooo landed in Seattle!! Glad to be back for a month! 010
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 05/09/2026My mom: “I wish your life was a little more settled” YOU’RE TELLING ME 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 03/09/2026I’m gonna have to buy a single of this or something because I need it and I’m getting the game on PC 010
Reposted by Josh BirnholzThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201109886
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 01/09/2026It’s been 2.5 years of applying for jobs, interviewing, and getting rejected. Every rejection just makes me lose more and more hope that I’ll ever have a job doing what I love ever again. I had a good 4.5 years and then the layoff just killed my career. 120
Reposted by Josh BirnholzDerek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What if you played 1000xResist 273
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 17/08/2026Mannnnn why did a fun day with my boyfriend have to end with an argument. 000
Reposted by Josh BirnholzStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/08/2026Saber finally added the AI disclosure to Steam for Rideshare “Stimulator” and it’s even worse than I said it was. I can see why the CEO crashed out when I pointed it out. 6662491467
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026I’ve just seen many friends who jump right into commander be very lost with what’s going on and get put off from Magic entirely 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026Also true… commander 1v1 is fine but also it leads to weird games sometimes since the decks are really designed to be played in 4 player games though from my experience. 100
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026You can play online on something like Untap, Cockatrice, or Tabletop Simulator. These will let you play with whatever cards you want for free! I play commander on Tabletop Sim with friends all the time. You can try out decks you haven’t bought yet, or that you don’t ever plan to buy. 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026There are still some (cheap) things you can do though! Beginner boxes come with basic jumpstart packs for leaning. You can also buy some Jumpstart packs of whatever set you want and replay them in different combinations. This is how I usually teach people You can proxy cards and decks to save money! 100
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026Very fair. A thing I think I left out is not just the mechanics, but keeping track of one opponent’s board is hard enough at first. Jumping into four players and having to keep track of all of that with all of the stuff they can do on a turn is a lot. 200
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026Commander is on the high end of the difficulty scale. Even people who have been playing for years and know the rules well get things wrong. 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026I usually recommend starting with 1v1 games of JumpStart, which has fewer cards, decks with ~ 1 or 2 colors, and lets you focus on core mechanics, timing, etc. Then once you have a good grasp, you can move up to something with more cards and mechanics. 200
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026Magic has so much stuff in it, it’s a ton to understand. It’s a lot easier to learn the game when you only have one opponent, and then scale up to having three or more. Commander has access to almost all of the cards in the game. There are sois so much that depends on knowing how the rules work. 100
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026Play on arena, even against bots. It’s really good about teaching you that stuff. 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 13/08/2026This is why you doing play commander when you’re starting out 200
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 11/08/2026Found out today that my temporary job can’t afford to keep me on past December. I’ve been a bit too comfortable… but I guess I have four months to find something new. It’s fine I’m not stressed (I’m incredibly stressed) 000
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 07/08/2026I really want to play this but idk if I can schedule time wi try all my friends to play it, let alone getting them all to buy a game they’ve probably never heard of 000
Reposted by Josh BirnholzOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8869107428432
Reposted by Josh BirnholzCharlotte thinks Your Deck Rules! @jaqalyte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There has been update to the definition of what is and isn't a mana ability with the newest version of the Comprehensive Rules: An activated ability is no longer a mana ability if its cost or effect moves a card to or from a library. Selvala 1.0, Chromatic Sphere, and Millikin no longer count. 1/ 1211934
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 04/08/2026If any friends here are jumping into FF14 on Switch 2 and want to play together, let me know! 020
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 04/08/2026Really any precon from the last few years is good, so yeah, whatever you think looks fun! Also: commander is really complicated! I usually recommend starting with JumpStart (or at least something 1v1 and not commander) to get a good feel for the game before playing commander 210
Reposted by Josh BirnholzCheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 02/08/2026Sayonara Wild Hearts (S/S2) $6.49 via eShop. ow.ly/gt3t50ZvwJa $5.57 (DRM: Steam) via Gamesplanet. #ad ow.ly/W3YM50ZvwJ8 Annapurna Interactive Publisher Sale via eShop. ow.ly/Cxin50ZvwJ9 043
Josh Birnholz @josh.birnholz.com · 02/08/2026Okay actually a correction after I looked this up to double check…. The free trial actually limits you to playing on the same platform you started on. So if you started the free trial on another platform, you will either have to buy the game for Switch 2 plus pay for a sub, or start a new character 220