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Joebotnik

@josephbotnik.bsky.social
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Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, in-swoocer, proprietor of Joebotnik's Coney Island Disco Palace, proud owner of a Mizutani Shion, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!™

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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 14h
Deadlock (and MOBAs in general) just have waaaaayyyyyy too much going on, I can't wrap my head around it. All those items in the shop leading to all the different builds... Just doesn't seem fun having to think about so much at once. Then again, I am a very simple person. So.
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still waiting on the Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster's Hidden Treasure remake
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joe Botnik for Prime Minister
Headline on website "People" reporting "Queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words"
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If nothing else we may rest easy knowing that Jim Bakker is now in hell, boiling eternally in a giant bucket of molten pancakes
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did anyone else bounce off ebooks because if I don't see the cover every time I start reading I forget I ever read the thing
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On Liberalism And Gore in Super Monkey Ball
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have to believe that a marginally better world where things only get better the slightest amount and stop there forever is possible
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The House pilot is orange for an amazing reason
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I met the Gloam-Eyed Queen at Greggs. She was getting a sausage roll and told me all about her involvement in the events of the Lands Between. Pretty interesting!
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how this is the guy who created The Midnight Gospel. How does that even happen
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dootel dots WILL be heering from Hei lawyers for this unsanktioned episod...... grayve mistake
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Free this user immediately
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be
Weezer - Hoops (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by weezer
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I JUST NEED ONE CRYPTID DUDE COME ON
BALATRO I HAVE BARON MIME 4 COPY JOKERS AND PERKEO BUT I HAVENT SEEN A CRYPTID IN HOURS
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would like to my retract my wish that he would mackle less
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HUGE Neowiz leak
Screenshot from the "Homer Alone" episode of the Simpsons showing a screen reading: "Today's Selections: Thelma & Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, The Erotic Awakening of S"
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fallen blades tell a story. The great Strickland Propane... was shattered. In our home, across the gas. Arlen, Texas.
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time I open the news I'm just sick to my stomach
Headline from BBC News stating "'He's massive!' Meet Hugo, the world's tallest horse" below a picture of a lady next to a huge horse (right)
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From an old "Mario is Missing" ad
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking of him(?) today
Frame from Final Fantasy VII: Remake. A lightly anthropomorphized cat, Sylvester-style, with a cape and crown stands over a burning city, watching the sector 7 plate collapse. The same cat falls to its knees and punches the ground in anguish. This character is never identified, and never appears before or after this moment. Just about 5 seconds of the entire game, completely out of nowhere.
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lock him UP
A post on the Newgrounds forum thread discussing the September 11th attacks that reads "my bad"
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like some of the Kojima's games, what the fuck does he know about budgetary constraints
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's pink for an amazing reason
Lars from Steven Universe turning pink
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't claim to be a Dandori Master. I throw Purple Pikmin at the problem until it goes away
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like Kirby. I find him pleasing
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc in Death Note] Now, it's been many a year since I was of teen age, but I don't rightly recall ever eating a bag of chipped potatoes so vociferously
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Erin Robinson Grant @theothererin.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
putting benoit blanc into twin peaks is the tv equivalent of plugging sonic 2 into the sonic and knuckles cartridge
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Jesse Boo-rascia 👻 @jesseguarascia.com · 08/09/2026
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Ocaremake looks great, why does everyone online have bad opinions
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Times change and the zeitgeist shifts but one thing remains constant: Super Sonic is awesome
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Doesky @doesky8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If I were a political journalist I'd write something like: "Far from the mythical City on the Hill, America has become something of an Empire in the Gutter, sinking into the rotting muck of whatever moral facade it once projected." Something like that. I'm not a political journalist though
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Really thought we might have passed the "jackbooted thugs" part of western civilisation.
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am become Jimbo
Screenshot of the Completionist++ achievement I just got (wahoo)
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have an affinity for weird trees
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When FF7 Revelations comes out prepare for me to be insufferably negative about it for months
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 7!!! Why are we paying for incomplete games?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Metal Gear is like the Splinter Cell of Thief. Dishonored
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just saw a movie about a guy who had sex with his operating system. I think it was called "The Guy Who Fucked His Operating System"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text:
it is now safe to turn off your game boy color!
(pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace Premier Anatoly Cherdenko, you would have hated the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special
Picture of the late great Tim Curry as Premier Anatoly Cherdenko in Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly, you would have loved my last Balatro hand
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Joebotnik @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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