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Joebotnik but green

@josephbotnik.bsky.social
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Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, in-swoocer, proprietor of Joebotnik's Coney Island Disco Palace, proud owner of a Mizutani Shion, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!™

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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 5h
I'm green for October
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 6h
@bagmitten.bsky.social live this dream with me
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 6h
Remortgaging my house so I can afford the tokens to create a world entirely populated by Con O'Neils
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
I guess I'm just feeling sad that the current "in" thing is beyond my understanding. Finally getting old
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
I don't think I've ever had as much fun in a video game as I did being a Spy in 2008-2010 and social engineering trust from strangers, watching the paranoia set in and seeing them go crazy
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
I don't do numbers, or tactics. I do Heavy Weapons Guy and Spy
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
I miss TF2 at its peak. So simple. Each class had a very specific role, with different weapons that altered their playstyle very slightly in fun ways. Good for low IQ individuals like myself
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
I've beaten Elden Ring 4 times with a pure strength build. Now *that* is gaming
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23h
Deadlock (and MOBAs in general) just have waaaaayyyyyy too much going on, I can't wrap my head around it. All those items in the shop leading to all the different builds... Just doesn't seem fun having to think about so much at once. Then again, I am a very simple person. So.
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good thing Ocelot doesn't appear directly in Peace Walker, things could get pretty confusing
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still waiting on the Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster's Hidden Treasure remake
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is a hooooooouuuuuuuuuse?
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Joe Botnik for Prime Minister
Headline on website "People" reporting "Queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words"
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If nothing else we may rest easy knowing that Jim Bakker is now in hell, boiling eternally in a giant bucket of molten pancakes
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I read the entire Witcher series as ebooks and I cannot tell you what a single one of them was called or what happened therein
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did anyone else bounce off ebooks because if I don't see the cover every time I start reading I forget I ever read the thing
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On Liberalism And Gore in Super Monkey Ball
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Money can be exchanged for goods and unstable military performance enhancing serums.
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have to believe that a marginally better world where things only get better the slightest amount and stop there forever is possible
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A joyous one to all who celebrate.
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The House pilot is orange for an amazing reason
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I met the Gloam-Eyed Queen at Greggs. She was getting a sausage roll and told me all about her involvement in the events of the Lands Between. Pretty interesting!
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think Matthew Lillard played Metroid Prime
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday! Enjoy da game
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is "Witch free since 1939"?
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe not a huge stretch of the imagination to consider how someone who baked their mind with perception altering substances for most of their life would become a boot licker. Still sad though
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's this weird overlap with psychedelic spiritualism and hardcore conspiratorial fascism that I find fascinating, horrifying and hilarious all at once
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about how this is the guy who created The Midnight Gospel. How does that even happen
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched MG for the first time a few weeks ago and it's really so sad that this is what has become of him.
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot of two bluesky posts- Top one is hank Hill from KOTH screenshots, bottom one is user was blocked post stating "that is asinine"
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nobody's perfect
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Dragonball fansub credits)

NO Thanks to: Miami Mike - I remeber what you did to me at DragonCon
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dootel dots WILL be heering from Hei lawyers for this unsanktioned episod...... grayve mistake
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Free this user immediately
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's your 99 kids, Gec! Somethings gotta be done about your 99 kids!
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be
Weezer - Hoops (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by weezer
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward (2015)
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's putting my kids through college
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello Hideo, could you please send me one of these? If you do, I will buy Physint when it comes out. I am planning to do that anyway, just being honest. Thank you!
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ecumenical vibes
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forgot to check the gosh dern boss blind, tale as old as time! Oops!
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Georgy Zhukov Funny
Alt: Jason Isaacs as Georgy Zhukov saying "I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious."
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I JUST NEED ONE CRYPTID DUDE COME ON
BALATRO I HAVE BARON MIME 4 COPY JOKERS AND PERKEO BUT I HAVENT SEEN A CRYPTID IN HOURS
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would like to my retract my wish that he would mackle less
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HUGE Neowiz leak
Screenshot from the "Homer Alone" episode of the Simpsons showing a screen reading: "Today's Selections: Thelma & Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, The Erotic Awakening of S"
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fallen blades tell a story. The great Strickland Propane... was shattered. In our home, across the gas. Arlen, Texas.
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Joebotnik but green @josephbotnik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time I open the news I'm just sick to my stomach
Headline from BBC News stating "'He's massive!' Meet Hugo, the world's tallest horse" below a picture of a lady next to a huge horse (right)
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Der Geisterfresser @lighter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From an old "Mario is Missing" ad
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