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José Maia

@josemaia.pt
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i like professional wrestling and giant robots i touch computers professionally for a big german car company

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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 7h
ok fine, the payoff for entering Fortune's Weave Act 3 is worth it. 80 hours of gameplay later, recruiting everyone again and having the "best of" of all 4 routes to go kick the final boss's ass is a really unique experience
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 14h
Yeah I skipped half of them. You only need to play Dietrich or Leda's act 2 to recruit everyone. Of course skipping makes your guys less leveled but you can just catch up in part 3 anyway.
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 20h
you wanna talk "aesthetic", how about "80s tv drama with theme song by toshiki kadomatsu". aesthetic level through the roof
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 02/10/2026
probably the "correct" answer is charioteer in cai's route with a str-boosting horse and then merge something with better spd on top
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 02/10/2026
you pay 300 bird dollars to merge each copy into whichever copy you pick as your main. best stat wins
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Peytral @peytral.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no need to fear; the prophecy has merely been fulfilled
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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HEEM://Trails the 3rd @heem.sh · 02/10/2026
steam sengoku with no patch is so fucking funny. what if rance just really wanted to kiss girls
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/09/2026
you gain brouzouf
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🔞Succboi the Suckubus @jettswole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott Steiner telling whoever it may concern that the numbers don't lie (and that they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice)
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Arc Impulse @arcimpulse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not my project, but as I don't think the team have a post up here yet: It looks like the Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 3 patch is out! It's available over on their page for it, alongside some details and words from some team members: snsc3translation.github.io (images also taken from their site)
The Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 3 English title screen.A screenshot of dialogue from the linked patch.A screenshot of a battle using the patch.A Flight-type character from the game, with the description in English.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/09/2026
Irrelevant tbh
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/09/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo deserves damnatio memoriae
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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O.H. Phukdischidt @ohphukdischidt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you fall for two guys one's a knight and one flies Escaflowne
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/09/2026
leda fire emblem is such a great protag. she is obviously shown to be wrong but you have to Support Women's Wrongs
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great and powerful vincent @getmoneyghoul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i like this post so much ive thought about it everyday since seeing it so i wanted to draw it #fireemblem
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/09/2026
you don't need to do perfect bird time if it's boring
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/09/2026
there's total conversions for mount&blade too, you can hit people with swords there! I think you would enjoy the 2012 cyanide rpg, if you go into it knowing it's super janky and weird. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/st...
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Stop waiting for the Game of Thrones CRPG of your dreams and settle for the pleasant eurojank compromise instead
It's rough, dated and still probably one of the better GoT games.
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that dude doing the stupid ai translation of alpha 3 dropped their patch of it and checking it out of morbid curiosity yeah you can definitely tell this was done with AI alright
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/09/2026
you should read Swan Boy
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/09/2026
I've made these jokes many times inside my head to myself op
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 28/09/2026
there was already a leda/mu age gap thread on reddit lol
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 28/09/2026
the first paragraph in the page is "not just x -- y". jfc
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 27/09/2026
There's a guy from Queensland on my grandma's TV complaining about wokeness
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 27/09/2026
Fortunes weave is really over the top with Dietrich being bisexual. I guess its the Alucard influence.
Mikaela: How many men and women have you charmed with those looks?
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can’t even comprehend how important Eien ni Hen’s work is to the fan translation community. Romancing SaGa, Fire Emblem, Sakura Wars, Tear Ring Saga, Glory of Heracles, Dragon Force II, Dark Half, Beyond Oasis, Psi-O-Blade, Arabian Nights, and so much more. What a loss. Rest in peace.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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TJPW @tjpw2013.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At TJPW INSPIRATION on October 14, Yuki Kamifuku’s beloved dog Zack will enter the ring in “Battle Mode” and form a special friendship tag team with Yuki! Their opponents will be Shoko Nakajima & POKOTAN. But what exactly is “Battle Mode”…? 👀 #tjpw
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 25/09/2026
Can't wait to play the Metternich Route
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/robert...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Two kids ride a shopping cart into an already injured man.
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is a lot to unpack i am a bird
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 23/09/2026
No I mean the hotel leaving time, 5 AM is the real warriors's hour (also it's 8, we are on the logically correct gmt/bat)
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 23/09/2026
Is it 5 am?
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 23/09/2026
a lot of sun/stars symbology in there too (the lead god of dagda is called solel => sol invictus, and the Order is at cross-purposes with him)
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is the 20th anniversary of the fight of the century
Uwe BollRichard "Lowtax" Kyanka
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 22/09/2026
Pt 2 has a catchup mechanic that lets you auto level guys too, I am tempted to try that out. Like get someone who I don't want to use but make them a priest to get Res levels for pt 3.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 22/09/2026
repeating recruits is worth it because act 3 stats get merged, so you can do guzran in cai's path as a horse rider and get more defense, then go into myrmidon in Leda and focus on speed and dex, for example.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 22/09/2026
part 2 has no real rewards, so from a pure optimization perspective all part 1s first is stronger. but i wanted to see how theodora's story ended so i went straight into it and mostly got my ass kicked by long missions with lots of enemies :D
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 22/09/2026
act 2 really stepped up the difficulty for me, maybe recruiting everyone in the last chapter was not a great idea because of the autoleveling kinda sucking
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...oh SHIT
Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock Andy Richter and Conan O'Brien circa 1998
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/09/2026
OK act 2 got hands. Many soul destroying death march levels with huge deployment limits in a row, and the plot developments are pretty good, especially getting to revisit act 1 places in a different context. Anyway here's theodora's sacred band but it's yuri
Gay Pegasus Knight sad she's getting reassigned out of her gf's unit Gay Pegasus Knight jealous of her gf's Pegasus
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/09/2026
Just pretend they actually say Female Body Inspector
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/09/2026
Well, there is a little bit of gay shit so far. I don't want to lose a chess match to a dog so I will refrain from further comment
Nydine pining for Lilian in fortune's weave, since they are both associated with the losing faction of the civil war/inheritance struggle for Saramis.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/09/2026
Finished Theodora Act 1. FW is definitely a lot of fun, but even at this early stage some of its seams and trade-offs are pretty obvious. Don't think it will land in my top FE games of the series. Also maybe I've been playing too many romhacks but it should be way gayer.
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