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José Maia

@josemaia.pt
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i like professional wrestling and giant robots i touch computers professionally for a big german car company

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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 08/10/2026
fc porto is signing older and older people these days, jeez
1980s pop star nik kershaw (68) with his fc porto sweater
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 08/10/2026
Hit credits on Fortune's Weave. It's a really exceptional game, at the same time massive in scope and size and extremely incomplete. I already find myself thinking about "what if I did another Theodora run", but I really need to stop and go play something else, after 105 hours 😅. My MVP pictured.
Dietrich fire emblem's end of act 3 stats
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/09/2026
you should read Swan Boy
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 27/09/2026
Fortunes weave is really over the top with Dietrich being bisexual. I guess its the Alucard influence.
Mikaela: How many men and women have you charmed with those looks?
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/09/2026
OK act 2 got hands. Many soul destroying death march levels with huge deployment limits in a row, and the plot developments are pretty good, especially getting to revisit act 1 places in a different context. Anyway here's theodora's sacred band but it's yuri
Gay Pegasus Knight sad she's getting reassigned out of her gf's unit Gay Pegasus Knight jealous of her gf's Pegasus
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/09/2026
Well, there is a little bit of gay shit so far. I don't want to lose a chess match to a dog so I will refrain from further comment
Nydine pining for Lilian in fortune's weave, since they are both associated with the losing faction of the civil war/inheritance struggle for Saramis.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 17/09/2026
Biiig yawn
Theodora Fire Emblem hanging out with a yawning kitty
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 15/09/2026
hanging out with the boys
aekold hellbrass, sigvald the magnificent, Styrkaar of the Sortsvinaer and a bunch of chaos troops are hanging out in mount&blade
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 15/09/2026
oh yeah? well what about this
psycho jenny ed sheeran
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 11/09/2026
fire emblem rom hacks
spanish guy is confused by the need of She/They pronouns in the bio of Blair, the Lord of the romhack The Morrow's Golden Country, because she is obviously a woman.

poster named Fringus replies: "cause its epic"
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 08/09/2026
updated my priors
the nameless one from planescape torment.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 07/09/2026
it's sooooo cool to see baar dau in the distance from the mainland
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 04/09/2026
my esl language acquisition has unsurprisingly led me to sound like i'm from the northeast. i'm moving to new bedford or newark
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 28/08/2026
i was thinking about doing the old standard grizzled human merc but decided to go with a twi'lek babe instead because how many star wars games let you do that? here's Vi Hawks
Vi Hawks, a blue twi'lek merc captain dressed in all gray. custom protag from star wars zero company
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 10/08/2026
there IS a "high speed driving rpg" for the psx
racing lagoon starting menu (english translation)
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 01/08/2026
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 28/07/2026
Fishmans - 98.12.28 Otokotachi no wakare
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/07/2026
Hi everyone I am currently at a transgender millenial's house, can you tell?
Steven universe Blu ray, farcry 2 and halo game dvds
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 15/07/2026
fighting boredom fesorter.github.io
my fire emblem top 10 as rated by fesorter. Edelgard, Lyn, Nino, Hector, Nephenee, Ike, Lysithea, Reyson, Jill, and female Byleth
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 27/06/2026
somethingawful is undefeated to this day in poster quality
 I recently finished buying every single Omnibus for Marvel and DC and have started reading through them all.

Would this be a good place to talk about everything I read? Or should I mainly focusing on the stuff I like? I had $20,000-$25,000 to burn.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 16/06/2026
Cute. It recommended their game and a bunch of stuff I already played which I guess is a good sign it matches my tastes
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 14/06/2026
paulo borrachinha is ready for woke 2
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 09/06/2026
It's FUCKING WINDY over here
Selfie in the subway after the wind completely fucked my hair up
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 07/06/2026
If you have ever wondered if I was always like this, here is a photo of me playing emulated fire emblem 8 in Japanese on a big ass CTT when I was a kid.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 14/05/2026
Funny YouTube thumbnail about Ending Slides in RPGs by Josh Sawyer, satirizing common attention grabbing strategies.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 12/05/2026
Eogunn Februs: Genetor Extremis
Warhammer 40K Rogue Trader DLC labeled Eogunn Februs: Genetor Extremis
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 04/05/2026
TAke a look, y'all:
Casiopea mint jams cover
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/04/2026
my friend @lopson.bsky.social killed twelve aliens yesterday. congratulations to her
screenshot of xcom 2 where a lady sniper is shown to have killed 12 aliens with 100% shot accuracy
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/04/2026
eogunn februs joins your retinue
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 11/04/2026
hell, why not
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 04/04/2026
This Tame Impala show boring ahh hell
A large adult son watching a deadlock sync instead of paying attention to the Tame Impala show
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 25/03/2026
vinland saga's wrap-up is pretty neat, for something recent. all-time, I have to give it to Devilman, that ending sequence is so fucking cool
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 20/03/2026
2008 warning: the brazilians had a meme where there was an evil chuck norris called Nhuck Chorris. naturally he was an emo/gay guy
nhuck chorris yugioh card
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/03/2026
darkside and combined endings done for World of Xeen! m&m5 is really not as interesting as 4 - it does not really bring anything new to the table, as there is no new gameplay, just more. the setting is a bit more unique, and the scifi elements show up more as well, but it's not that impressive.
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 05/03/2026
oh the thank you screen from esoteric ebb's credits makes things pretty clear, huh
special thanks to d&d, monkey island, planescape: torment and disco elysium, the merger of the four which esoteric ebb lies at the center of
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 05/03/2026
esoteric ebb is good
esoteric description of an esoteric communism-related feat in esoteric ebb
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 01/03/2026
and that's TIME on clouds of xeen! probably around 20h of gameplay to finish it. the lategame gets kinda uninteresting because most of the challenge is in trying to avoid traps in the dungeons. let's see in MM5 still have 3 or 4 dungeons left to clear (diamond golems, sphinx, and the lava stuff)
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 22/02/2026
we have to RETVRN to this era
old forum post from 2009 with an anti-window vista avatar. the user's location shows "Stockholm, Sweden, Europe, Earth. Interests: Old games & young women"
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/02/2026
recuperando alguns newgens gerados por AI do meu save do Rio Ave FC no fm 2024
jogador newgen do football manager com cara dum AI Facepack chamado Silvério Faneco, 15 anos mas cara de mid-20sjogador chamado Zé GatoAneximandro BrazidoMinervino Chana
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 11/02/2026
they have etrian themed forms for a bunch of pokemon, the whole scope of the game is focused on diving into the strata of the dungeon. pokemon are really only the combat mechanic
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 01/02/2026
i think this is my game with the most
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 14/01/2026
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers (sorcerer's cave)
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 07/01/2026
30 or 40 years old bsky poster style of purchase
gog order showing arx fatalis, heroes of might and magic 3, might and magic 1 to 6, wizardry 6 to 8
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 07/01/2026
if imperialism is so good why isn't there a - hm. if capitalism is so good why isn't there a - AH FUCK THIS
imperialism II : the age of exploration videogame bannercapitalism ii videogame banner
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/12/2025
some great mike f posts
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 30/12/2025
i knew i saved this image for a reason
joke recommendation list of mecha shows that's just girls kissing
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 29/12/2025
Crazy how this started as an April Fool's joke
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 24/12/2025
it's insane how much the fucking bullshit generators peddle their bullshit. of course all their "album covers" are piss tinted
fake ai "records company" named Phantasia Records doing jazz fusion "covers" of videogame soundtracks
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 24/12/2025
it's always cool to discover new album covers (meiko nakahara - russian roulette)
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José Maia @josemaia.pt · 19/12/2025
tomino ass design (battle suit aces)
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