jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 14/10/2026They resonate more when times are generally okay and people are open to ghost stories. When you’ve lit the world on fire and people are feeling the heat, you can’t distract them from the flames w this shit 1320
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026But nothing for Kimberly Guilfoyle, huh? Interesting 0112
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026See, e.g., Top Gun and the Eighty Years’ War 010
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“If I don’t win it’s bc the election was rigged” 020
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 11146911966
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thiel: “What if I told you that ‘up’ is actually ‘down’?” Credulous bros: “Holy shit he’s right” 000
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you exclude Russell Wilson’s last pass, the Seahawks beat the Patriots in that Super Bowl 001
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 22/07/2026And if you plan to visit Flavortown you better pack your passport 021
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026He’s literally more in the shot than the coach is 000
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 27/06/2026There was a bodega in Hell’s Kitchen with the same name in the aughts that had a tiny taco counter in the back. Some of the best tacos in NYC in that era (which was a dark time for Mexican food in the city) 000
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/06/2026People are cheering as they’re removing the mark of the beast from the Kennedy Center. 664124022991
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If we’re being honest about all this, we know SCOTUS conservatives see the midterm polling and see a wipeout scenario for Republicans. We know they consume nonstop right wing media. They’re doing what they can to help the team. 936466
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialMichael Clemens @mclem.org · 02/06/2026“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Justice Brett Kavanaugh www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...washingtonpost.comWoman held by ICE for 25 days, despite U.S. citizenship claim, gets a passportAttorneys for Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales had presented a Maryland birth certificate and other documents as proof of her U.S. citizenship. 274452607
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 31/05/2026BREAKING: El Chacal has just announced that he is pulling out of the America 250th Anniversary celebration. 020
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 25/05/2026My quest for six pack abs is 95% done. The remaining work is focused on dropping 40 pounds and working out more than once a month 040
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I’m 5 miller lites deep and I’m starting to feel the equipoise 0110
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialDrH @drhaup.bsky.social · 22/05/2026There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, his band, and his crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. This was the perfect full-circle goodbye! 337120262727
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialJohn Bolton's Mustache @jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social · 12/05/2026We've finally won the war against woke 23161011083
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026They can’t impeach you if you impeach them all firstmedia.tenor.comTkt Smart GIFALT: Tkt Smart GIF 010
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.social💙 Emma 💙 @emmago.bsky.social · 30/04/2026When the cartoon replaces all the words ... 18675272850
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/04/2026Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe 611291387791
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Are they really going with “Mexico will pay for it” again? 000
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over. 438226485793
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂 1200317253935
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialEric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 19/04/2026NYT INVESTIGATION: As the Trump administration & Congress last year moved to repeal sanctions on Syria, the Qatar-based family that most stood to benefit was privately negotiating a real-estate partnership with Jared Kushner and proposing a Trump golf course in Syria www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/u...nytimes.comSyrian Billionaires Needed a Favor in Washington. They Invoked the Trump Name. 882022979
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 13/04/2026He’s going to kill this one too isn’t he 010
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 13/04/2026My doctor’s hands don’t glow like that but then again I’m on an HMO plan 000
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The Dalai Lama, on the other hand, is TOUGH on crime 000
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/04/2026Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation 900115712819
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Thank you for your work, and for bringing Broccoli back into rotation 🎶 000
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Hey, maybe the Amazon documentary will have a decent sequel? 010
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Yeah I see airing the Apprentice as pretty different than airing all of his speeches live in 2015, and sane-washing his tweets since then 120
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This Reddit post is formatted like a joke but it’s actually a very dry recitation - at times, direct quotes - of America’s public war strategy over the last month. This can’t go on. This is deranged. Impeach and imprison. 392209750
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is. 14725698216888
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday. Maybe the “War on Christmas” crowd was focused on the wrong holiday? 000
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026reminder that the number one issue that the press covered in 2016, the one they told voters was THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in the election, was Hillary Clinton's compliance with Presidential Records Act record-keeping 4750891459
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/04/2026Paula White compares Trump to Jesus during event with faith leaders: "You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us. Because of His resurrection, you rose up." 21862353711
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Two brilliant civil rights lawyers - one Asian American; one Black American. Both women. @aclu.org’s Cecellia Wang & @legaldefensefund.bsky.social’s @janainelson.bsky.social. They argued two of the most consequential cases in SCOTUS this year. This embrace is one of my favorite moments of the day. 225143942714
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 02/04/2026As bad as that speech was, imagine if Kamala would have won. Like what if she laughed 000
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Gerald Ford vetoed naming a post office after himself. 352517606
jose-lopez.bsky.social @jose-lopez.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Kind of like working feverishly to re-open the strait of hormuz after kicking off the war that closed it? 010
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialRachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 29/03/2026After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...wsj.comWNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel LaureateHarvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000. 7192492105
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/03/2026This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...daylightsandiego.orgSan Diego woman says her credit card information was stolen while she was in ICE custodyHanne Engan, whom ICE arrested at her green card appointment, said her diabetes quickly escalated while at Otay Mesa Detention Center due to medical negligence. Written by Kate Morrissey, Edited... 4598614433
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I don't usually brag about extravagant trips but I just got home from the gas station. Very exclusive. Very pricey. 642193305
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialDr. Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power these days are cartoonists 295166104976
Reposted by @jose-lopez.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/03/20262006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free 2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30 445182733772
