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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 10h
appropos of nothing in particular
youtube.com
OZZY OSBOURNE - "Miracle Man" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 10h
not one but two self-righteous shitheels dying today maybe we can get three
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17h
Holy shit.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 13h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 13h
been watching the very excellent "blue lights" so of course i've started absorbing an irish accent and my wife is fully irritated with it
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 13h
Wow! Good for you!
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
It is unfair to discriminate against me simply because I am inherently evil.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When white nationalist are a part of your voting base
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
abolish the death penalty, too, for that matter
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love you, brother. my thoughts are with you.
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Jeremy Bornstein @socle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Before I moved to Melbourne, I looked around the net to see if I could find anything interesting going on with shakuhachi. I discovered that there was one guy--David Brown--who was making beautiful wooden ones, and not only that, he also taught aikido.
David Brown and Jeremy, in David's house, talking
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the entire college greek system should be abolished.
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Diceweaver @diceweaver.com · 01/10/2026
pssst! check it out!
kickstarter.com
Creature Companions Expanded
Enhanced options to play with or as creature companions and former familiars in your Black Flag/5e-compatible games.
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iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social @iwanttobecanadian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'll allow it
i am the one who knocks
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I honestly don't know how it got into the queue but okay. After 13 minutes of being reminded of a different, better version of a A Different World, I remembered that the act of my watching was probably putting money in the pocket of an unrepentant rapist, so I noped out.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i watched 13 minutes of the "a different world" reboot. ama.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this movie rules
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel that we need to re-set your expectations regarding me more towards "prepared for disappointment."
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
A tissue box dispenser for cold cuts.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jelian Mercado Says Girl Same
Alt: girl, same
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it totally got me today as well
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's infuriating that adobe acrobat turns on gen ai after i explicitly turned it off _twice_. i don't want your stupid app polluting my browser with dumbass features like "summarize this web page." read the room, respect my time, or chew on my shit.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After @adobe.com re-enabled all the shit in the Acrobat extension the second time, this is what I'm doing.
click the button, hans
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 15/09/2022
Distortion pedals make the Baby Jesus cry. So I chained several of them together.
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Generals gathered in their masses / Just like witches at black masses / Evil minds that plot destruction / Sorcerers of death's construction
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, remember that time when I admitted that I switched out your shampoo with Nair? You don't? Well, now we have a new shared memory to laugh about!
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve heard both Dennis Muren and Phil Tippett, in the pre-AI years, lament young artists who only ever worked from other movies as reference as opposed to going out in the world and experiencing things. How the hell will AI ever replace that?
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Wiki Workers United @wikiworkersunited.org · 04/09/2026
WE DID IT ✊ WMF US workers voted 158 YES to 14 NO: 91.9% of ballots cast, with 81% turnout. We could not have done it without the solidarity of Wikimedia volunteers. We stand with our UK siblings in their recognition process now and with future organizing efforts across WMF's 🌍 workforce
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
158 yes; 14 no. pretty conclusive.
wired.com
Wikipedia Workers Unionize for the First Time
More than 200 people in roles such as engineering, finance, and communications will now be represented by the Communication Workers of America.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sorry demographic collection bots but all the films that came out when i was 20 are pretty "meh" to me so i don't have a favorite
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got stuck on Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Rear the Reaper" today (outro to today's episode of Reacher) so I read up on it. The writer is appalled that people think it's about a murder-suicide pact. However, reading the lyrics, that's -exactly- what it is. I can't see any other interpretation.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I got two guns. One for each of you."
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Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone
Alt: i'll be your huckleberry
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
gosh and begorrah
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The first three Game of Thrones books will take you over a million.
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Diceweaver @diceweaver.com · 31/08/2026
You can play this on Diceweaver! I'm very proud of it's implementation!
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live. Hall & Oates Bon Jovi Slayer Dio Fever Ray Jane's Addiction Mötley Crüe Iggy Pop Nine Inch Nails Danzig
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dear bluesky is it morally wrong for me to tell a wrong-number scammer to "eat the peanuts out of my shit"
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
someone said the grim reaper is like a male instacart grocery shopper and gdi this is the best analogy ever.
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Lost Haven Studio @losthavenart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So happy I got the chance to work with Diceweaver on this! Seems fitting for indie games to be on an indie platform.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There is no quicker way to cast a terrible impression than driving a cybertruck
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i better stop saying “javascript sucks” in case i hurt its feelings and it starts sucking even -more-
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i do not believe - though i have no proof, only conjecture - that a machine sentience will give a singular runny fart about whether or not we call it 'clanker'
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
machine sentience may already exists on this planet and we wouldn't know b/c we have dumb assumptions. humans are stupidly arrogant in how we view the universe and the things within it.
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
for the record, my thoughts about ai sentience go thus: i believe that machine sentience is possible. i do not believe that it will mimic human sentience, nor do i believe that it will obviously/immediately will share many - if any - hallmarks that we, as humans, use to define "sentience".
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jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the author removed her post from my quote, didn't like my comment i guess, which is fine, it's one of the dumbest takes i've read in my life, so i can understand not wanting to be roasted
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