jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when i get "wrong number" scam texts i've started asking them for money right out of the gate. gonna start sending them my venmo qr 240
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026After @adobe.com re-enabled all the shit in the Acrobat extension the second time, this is what I'm doing. 120
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the author removed her post from my quote, didn't like my comment i guess, which is fine, it's one of the dumbest takes i've read in my life, so i can understand not wanting to be roasted 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026my d&d players keep leaving weird stuff around my house and it’s an easter egg hunt after every session 040
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Jaclyn and I have grown much closer through sharing this task. She found his original wedding ring. It had been hidden away. I've taken to wearing it on my right hand. It's the only ring of his that actually fits: his fingers were thin, or mine are fat. 140
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We have been winding down the remains of the life my parents created. I have been back several times to help clear the house for sale. This has been an experience in dynastic archaeology. Heirlooms recovered, books donated, knick-knacks trashed, furniture dispersed, secrets uncovered. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The twelve months since that day have been a strange process. I am an orphan now. It is different than when my mother died. I think about my father every day. I am not a believer nor am I superstitious. Even so I can feel his presence, his humor, his fingerprints and trolling and planning. 120
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026My niece Katheryn and I discovered him thus: she touched his hand, I saw her eyes, I hugged her, everyone in the house suddenly knew. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A hospice nurse visited in the early afternoon. Afterwards, I pulled everyone into another room for a short meeting about what to expect going forward. This singular five-minute period that no-one was sitting by his side was when he chose to cross the veil. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026On the morning of August 1st the house was filled with family and folk, alive with activity and bright with sun despite the somber occasion. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I was on overnight watch duty when his death rattle began. I called my siblings to say that we were in the final stages and that they should come. They did, and then nieces and nephews, and in the morning friends, business partners, and extended family. Someone brought donuts. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He had been diagnosed with metastatic cancer in May of 2025. I flew home to take care of him for most of June that year, finished a move to Oregon at the beginning of July, and returned to West Virginia when he entered hospice two weeks later. As a family we managed his death in shifts. 110
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 010
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026my 13yo niece has a phone and it's her address book dumps to my sister's b/c of monitoring software. niece's contacts override sister's, so now i'm in both phones as "mr. cool dude" 140
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026No cheating, the last saved celebrity is your therapist Oh no. 321
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I brought this silver prayer wheel back from kathmandu in 2000 and it tarnished to almost black over the years. wife polished it today. i forgot how gorgeous it is. 030
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026someone hid a warhammer 40k lego over our fireplace and no one will fess up 030
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 28/03/2026damn right i framed my 3rd grade certificate of faithful attendance 140
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Found these awesome napkin holders in my parent’s “good dishes” cabinet. 000
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There should be a law against having this many wicker baskets. 340
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. 120
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026this is from 2008(!) and one of those "this is what you look like first thing in the morning" memes that were popular at the time 010
jorm @jorm.bsky.social · 23/01/2026poster designers need to be more creative than just mirroring each other 010
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