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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer

@jorisbinned.bsky.social
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Always wanting the barman to say "great to see you we don't like factional politics in here" I am for us, we are for them, you are for me And not just a slicker version of Sir Keir Starmer #KeepStreamingConfessionsII

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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 2h
Ok. Now watch this drive!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11h
oh
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11h
What is porn?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you for all that you do
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 12h
The problem with cucking is that eventually you run out of other people's cum
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h
They were so excited to get this out it's actually difficult to parse
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h
Ah.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h
Wow! Well that's really the last of them.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h
"The Weight" - fantastic 4 star film well done everyone
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 19h
Surely all ASOS customers personal information is "basic"
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 19h
Don't underestimate her!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 22h
These two bastards i stg
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome to the serious fiscal responsibility party, where we believe that what the United Kingdom needs is its own version of the Iron Dome.
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British Voter @britishvoter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a White British non-religious man from Witham, in my thirties. My top issue is war. I can't remember how I voted in 2024. Today I'd vote Conservative.
Voter card. A map of England with a dot on Witham. About them, in their words: I'm still paying the mortgage on my place. I've over £200,000 in savings. I work full-time. Nobody in my family could lend me a penny towards a house. I left school at 17 or 18. Class-wise, I'd put myself down as middle class. News habits: I keep a close eye on politics. His views, from his survey answers, in four speech bubbles: If I had to rank the party leaders, Kemi Badenoch would be first and Zack Polanski last. Even someone who wants to do away with elections should definitely be allowed to put their case on TV. The cost of living is getting a lot higher. Of course transgender women should be able to compete in women's sport. The value scales are left off because they did not answer enough of those questions.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sure the second session was of improved quality tbf
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Matt,,,, thank you
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fed up of the Halloween industrial complex just kill me already wait did I just contribute to it oh god
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫡
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just seven million years left until this election, folks
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥺
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They should put this on their Tapestry
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah it's more massive missed opportunity bad than Bad Bad.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Accept that it's bad and have a Nandos
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Jack Kessler @jackkessler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can support net zero, LGBTQ+ rights and a Palestinian state. But if you attend a synagogue or partake in almost any aspect of communal Jewish life, the Green Party now considers you a racist.
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Jewishness itself is now the offence
The Green Party votes to say “Zionism is racism”
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What noone tells you about growing up is that the hot dads are your age now
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean this sincerely: I have never heard of this man
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To Jewish members of the Green Party: Poo poo pee pee Yours sincerely Apologists
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matt,,, thank you
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Given one of you named here supported this racist motion, and your leader didn't turn up, this rings somewhat hollow.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot runners for the half marathon, hot Danish away fans for the football 🫡🙏
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy whose favourite film is Tropic Thunder: I think I can take down George W Bush
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just wish putting Tom Cruise in "old" make up and getting him to swear and shout a lot was as fun as the Director wants it to be.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think belongs with the Mickey 17 and Don't Look Up box of trying to Say Something and then not really saying much at all beyond a few sentences. I wanted to like some of it but honestly it also felt like two hours of being SHOUTED AT not least because all the actors were CONSTANTLY SHOUTING.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Digger- puh-lease!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green Party Bad!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but WHY
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's going to be a film where they make the film Rocky. Why?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Early draft name "Wetherspoons Liberal"
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Think I might create a grift and a new character like "Deano"
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Daniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I highly doubt that revelations of antisemitism from a Front National leader will endanger their career
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kemi 'cementing her image':
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm supporting these rabid runners of riberty in the only way I know how: donating to friends, having a Spoons Breakfast and then having a clap at the end 🫡 beautiful day for it
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
which is to say EVERYONE
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well done to all the hot people running the Cardiff Half today x
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An irony poisoned centre left bisexual 30-something male civil servant posting on Bluesky?
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Meryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' Sarcasm
Alt: Meryl Streep's 'Groundbreaking.' Sarcasm
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for the love of
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A film i absolutely hated
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