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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer

@jorisbinned.bsky.social

1.8K followers 365 following 17K posts

Always wanting the barman to say "great to see you we don't like factional politics in here" I am for us, we are for them, you are for me And not just a slicker version of Sir Keir Starmer #KeepStreamingConfessionsII

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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 34m

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 9h

He gets a bad rep (fairly or unfairly) but big thanks to Donald Trump for his superb ushering duties at the theatre this evening.

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 15h

Bin your Cum

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 22h

Ok

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 23h

Blinking heck

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me in the cold Autumn months

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I mean I suppose they have to find some way to occupy their time these days

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That's a fact

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Incredible things are happening in the Barclays Premier League

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I am at the London Film Festival!!! (In Cardiff)

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Straight sex still baffles me

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mortimer Goth to Cassandra:

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm so ruthlessly commited to Dialectics that i am constantly at war with my good friend Zack Polanaki, who is a clown and a coward

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Look, I sympathise - locktober hits all of us differently

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

oh meant to add this pic lol

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ah

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dexy's Midnight Bummer

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I see

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They were so excited to get this out it's actually difficult to parse

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

These two bastards i stg

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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kemi 'cementing her image':

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Technical difficulties have meant they've had to cancel the screening of Digger originally at 11:40. Even the Cinema is trying to warn me.

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oddly the only brain immune from being cooked by Twitter, like Fry and the delta brainwave

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me seeing a leopard.

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sex in my twenties:

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Downfall (2004)

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This person is legitimately mentally unwell so thank you to Kemi for promoting him I guess.

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Understanding Horses be like:

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Fall of France (June 1940)

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Queens have 45 minutes to put together a final look and they've just sent the 83 year old

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Howling

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's an overused term but I do think this week's Drag Race UK is the most unhinged I've ever seen

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

His lack of self awareness is almost quite upsetting until you remember he's Amol Rajan.

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can't fully explain it but I feel Stuart Price looks a bit like if Roger the Alien turned human here

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Know the talking about late father rules:

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh goddamn it

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Penélope Cruz?

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aw well that's sweet, good for them

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lisa Nandy turning up every day for work doing absolutely nothing:

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why are the Scottish album/singles charts so much better than the wider UK for her? Is Carly Rae Jepsen Scottish?

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh fuck off you stupid cunt

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🫡

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What a time to be alive

Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The US House of Cards and two Anthony Bourdain shows