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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love playing a paladin. You're useful for one thing, and it's always easy to tell whether you've done enough. If you're both still standing, you're not done yet. That's the job.

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Chris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Every studio I have worked in could tell you the cost of an artist day. None of them could tell me the cost of a decision that got reversed six months later. That gap explains most of what is currently happening with AI in game production." www.productionalchemist.com/p/inever-see...

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I Have Never Seen a Game Fail Because the Artists Were Too Slow

AI is optimising the cheapest part of production

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The Voice of Dog Podcast @thevoice.dog · 12/06/2026

Emily was born and raised on Mars, where on paper morphs and humans are equals, but in reality there are opportunities available to humans that just aren't options for most morphs. Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Coffee and Free-fall” by @sparkblade.bsky.social #FurryLit #Pride

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The Voice of Dog: “Coffee and Free-fall” by S. Park (part 1 of 2)

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Demand-Side Sheepdog @writing.dog · 02/06/2026

Also, the idea this stands for “lots of love”/“laughing out loud”/“lord, oh lordy” is an *old* urban legend. The “end-of-sentence (complimentary)” prosign uses the same ASCII but it’s a coincidence it looks like “lol.” (fun fact: EOS(C) can be written “haha,” “:3”, etc. depending on the operator!)

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Yesterday was the kind of work day where I discovered we have a 24-hour McDonald's nearby *and* when it starts breakfast service.

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Mike Okuda @mikeokuda.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate!

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It came to me in a dream last night: Ceph, but CRUSH is replaced with an RNG so your failure domains are "???" and you can have a soupçon of panic every time a drive fails.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

OKAY, time to dump the negativity and just focus on the good things in life. By which I mean, time to Eat The Rich. Yes, I *finally* have a print-ready version of my mini-zine "Ethical Consumption." It will be ready to ship by this time next week, if not sooner! Have a peek at the cover!

A pair of pork chops (well, they're *probably* pork chops...) on a wooden cutting board. A cleaver has cut into one of them, the shiny surface reflecting the meat. Behind a handful of herbs, a clove of garlic, an onion, and a bottle of olive oil await.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

COVER ART IS GO, WOO! Front and back covers for my mini-zine are made. In the digital sense. Hehe. This WILL be a print zine, though I'll do a PDF version as well.

A photo of a cutting board with onion, garlic, and herbs in the background. In the foreground are a pair of pork chops, a cleaver embedded in one of them. Atop this is text reading "Ethical Consumption by S. Park"

A photo of a plated pork chop with mashed potatoes and some sort of bean. There is also a bottle of wine (a chianti) and a glass of the same, plus a dark pink orchid. The chop has a bite cut out of it, on a fork, as if about to be lifted and eaten.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Honestly, having seen some deep dives into certain "techbro" people, there are literally billionaires out there who genuinely believe in whackadoo stuff about The Singularity, up to and including Roko's Bassilisk, so like...They're not making a business plan, they're trying to make God.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Ooo! We found a large boulder the size of a small boulder one year! That was a great year.

A photo of a dirt road, in the distance a vehicle is parked. Evergreen trees are towering all around. In the center of the road is a large boulder the size of a small boulder. There is evidence that people have been driving on the shoulder of the road to get around it.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This was written during/inspired by the BLM protests, especially in Portland, but I dunno, now feels like a good time to pitch it for some reason. The god of war *doesn't* side with cowards, turns out. Or, some fascists have a REALLY bad (gory) time. :D

A photo of a classic half-page fold zine, with a black and white illustration of a greek short-sword stabbed through a ball cap, red blood coming from the wound. The edge of a capital "A" can be seen on the cap. The book is titled "Like Sparta, S. Park"

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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms

when I was in college, a part of our university's graduation requirements had a community service component that they called service learning.

one of my service learning classes involved work at a local homerless community center, helping people write resumes and cleaning bathrooms.

our instructor told us to expect to see the bathrooms trashed a lot - like you will clean the bathroom and immediately someone will wreck it.

and it's not because they disrespect your work or don't value having access to clean bathrooms or whatever, but because of control.

when you feel like you have no control over your life or your environment, your brain is going to want to assert control however it can.

which results in thrashed bathrooms. it's control exercised over one small part of your environment that you still have the power to affect.

i see kids on tumblr using the language of social justice as cudgels on people who actually do care about and listen to them.

or holding the creators within their own communities to an impossibly high standard that they never apply to mainstream media properties.

i just see thrashed bathrooms. 'These are the people my voice actually reach,' they rationalize, 'so these are the people I'll hurt'.

but the guiding principles of social justice are aimed at correcting and dismantling systems. stop using them to dismantle people.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

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Wolf 359 Project @wolf359project.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Today we’re launching Jayce’s Fighting Ships of Wolf 359 A project that began as an idea and became something much bigger: a community-run act of creativity. The book is now public. It’s yours. tranquility.press/jayces-fight...

The cover for Jayces Fighting ships of Wolf 359

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Well, since my cat has now medically transitioned to Manx (lol) I've got some ridiculous vet bills to pay. So it's "buy a Valentine's Lovander" time! Comment here or DM me to claim yours! Questions welcome.

Fundraising Valentine's Lovanders!

My cat Ged is very expensive. I am very broke. There is, however, a solution to this! And that is selling plushes. I will be making a batch of Lovander plushes to be completed by Valentine's Day at the latest.*

You can "pre-request" (not a pre-order because you do not have to pay anything up front) the Lovander you want, and I will make it. You need to pay when it's finished, or by Valentine's Day at the latest. Payment plans available, but with some limits.*

Here are the options you can choose from:

Lovander Loonakit

These are about six inches across and a foot long, and have a squeaker inside. They cost $70, plus shipping.

Three Foot/90cm Lovander

What is says on the tin. Three feet tall, more or less canon accurate. Various "extra" add-on features available, see below. These cost $450 plus shipping.

Giant Lovander

Six feet or 180 cm tall, absolutely ridiculous. Add-on features also available. These cost $1350, plus shipping.

Add-on features:

Zipper and unstuffed shipping.
$0 (The extra effort to put in the zipper is balanced out by my cost savings in stuffing, lol)
This makes shipping cheaper, and allows for international shipping for the 3 and 6 foot plushes.

Yiffable pockets.
$100
A realistic vulva with vaginal pocket and a plain anal pocket, hidden beneath her crotch heart, which can attach with either velcro or magnets, your choice.

Silicone boobs.
$75
Weighty silicone foam for a little more heft and squish in the boobs.

Silicone ass.
$75
Balance the front with the same in the back.

Custom colors.
$25
No major pattern changes, but if you want yours in a different color scheme, I can make that happen. DO NOT REQUEST THIS IF YOU ARE NOT 1000000% CERTAIN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PURCHASE!

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Ged is home. He is soooooooo high. Lovander sales post to fund his dumb tailless ass will be up shortly.

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Laptop has elected to pack it in, it appears. Very annoying. That is almost 5 years of falling asleep with it on my lap and having it slide off onto the floor at least monthly, so I'm not sure I can fully blame it. That definitely blows out the budget for the Lego Enterprise-D, though.

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I've recently heard a very compelling argument (i.e., "you can't evolve out of a clade") that, since the most basal lines in Canina are the side-striped and black-backed jackals, all other members of that subtribe are *also* jackals.

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

My ADHD is like a goldfish. Because that's how long my attention span is? No, because it expands to fill the available workspace.

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eek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me

Bald eagles fighting magnetically over a dumpster

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Not-that-hot take: When you choose to be a billionaire (it IS a choice) you opt out of the human race. You no longer share the trials and tribulations of us mere mortals, you are no longer part of society. So "dehumanizing" billionaires is simple realism. And eating the rich isn't cannibalism.

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GreekCeltic @greekceltic.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

if flying things need a rudder to fly well does that mean winged cats would fly with their tail thrushed

scratchy doodles of cats flying with their tail fully bristled

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Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

A recip saw is probably the most troubling power tool for a coyote to be borrowing.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 09/02/2025

YOU WILL PRY MY EM DASH FROM MY COLD DEAD—AND LIFELESS—HANDS

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Overall I want to keep things here in my space focused on art, cats, plants, and other such benign or even uplifting things, but now and again when I find something actionable or positive related to current events, I may share. Speaking of, www.404media.co/declassified...

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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

This image went viral-ish over on twitter this week. Of course the first time something of mine goes viral over there it's a. after I've stopped using it, and b. posted by somebody else. :D But since everybody's squeeing about the beanie especially, I'm gonna make a batch of 'em.

Two photos, both depicting Discord from My Little Pony in plushie form. One is a floppy beanie-baby style plush, the other is standing. Both are small, adorable, and have beady black eyes.

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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Please Just Do Something

A comic. Bex is staring into space with a blank and tired expression. The text reads, "There are so many things I need to do right now. Why am I not doing any of them?! I'm making everything harder for myself in the long run... ...please just do SOMETHING!"

as the text gets more frantic, a glitch effect spreads over Bex, increasing with her desperation.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

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McNastyPrime @mcnastyprime.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

It was made for us.

A cartoon mashup of Junji ito’s The Enigma of Amigara Fault - and the classic. Sicko’s meme with th sickos guy saying is my hole, ha yes..ha ha ha…yes!”

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