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Croix S. Almer

@tehweenus.bsky.social
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Furry Artist. He/They Therian ΘΔ. Follow at your own peril. www.furaffinity.net/user/tehweenus

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tusk @tuskito.bsky.social · 3h
donkey inside a triangle #furryart
A donkey in a barn was clearly just trying to do his job, seemingly cleaning something or other since he's got a yellow piece of cloth and a bucket of water near him, but three sweaty, well endowed equids (who may or may not be related to him) point their enormous organs in his general direction, suggesting that they have another activity in mind for him. Alternatively, it's possible to interpretate this image as implying the donkey's job is polishing the older horses' cocks.
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 09/04/2026
to the hyper cock enjoyers:
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 9h
I;m thinking about thos Tom Nook
Tom Nook packed into a pair of pants that leave nothing to the imagination.Tom Nook draping his saggy, turgid, wrinkly, hairy genitals across his desk.Nook laying in bed, commenting proudly on how he's always been a rather well hung tanuki.Tom showing hole and letting his sweaty clammy ballskin pool on the floor.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 3h
whispering a prayer that it will help me become fatter, new week, new patch locations.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 7h
one of the things that excites me a lot about Tom Nook is that he's a greasy old sleaze but he's also very honorable. he's a pro-consent tanuki. he lays out the terms and they're there to accept, and he and you both know you want to.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 12h
the year is 2027 someone unironically uses "super intelligence" to refer to LLMs in conversation with me the mounting evidence that solipsism is a fact of reality sets in and i end the simulation it's coming it will happen
two panels. in the first, the author's fursona is listening to someone talk about "AI" using newspeak.
in the second frame, the author's fursona puts a gun in their mouth.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 9h
I;m thinking about thos Tom Nook
Tom Nook packed into a pair of pants that leave nothing to the imagination.Tom Nook draping his saggy, turgid, wrinkly, hairy genitals across his desk.Nook laying in bed, commenting proudly on how he's always been a rather well hung tanuki.Tom showing hole and letting his sweaty clammy ballskin pool on the floor.
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 19h
bunnytaur doodle (he/him)
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 12h
the year is 2027 someone unironically uses "super intelligence" to refer to LLMs in conversation with me the mounting evidence that solipsism is a fact of reality sets in and i end the simulation it's coming it will happen
two panels. in the first, the author's fursona is listening to someone talk about "AI" using newspeak.
in the second frame, the author's fursona puts a gun in their mouth.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 20h
eat my friends out their house and home, don’t even need to cook cuz i’m a non-con vore tanuki, call my hungry ass Nom Took
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 22h
i've heard a lot from folks over the past couple days about how they like my rendition of Nook. it is appreciated, thank you. i have very little to offer, and there are many very good Nook-ists out there. so i am grateful that when i use Nook as a subject, there are people who enjoy it.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
two of 'em
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Lambun @lambent64.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's my bday! Pamper me!
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about how cool it was that i could design my own gender. pick my own new name. be a jackalope online. discover my theriotype. i can't wait to pick more things for myself, that other people thought they got to pick for me.
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🎀EPITAPH🎀 @epitaphkho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seam's Shlong
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I put a little silly circle on my hip each week, and for that they want me dead. new week new patch location.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta say the peepee shrinkage of estrogen is CRAZY. recommendation to any peepee shrinkage kinksters, get on this asap. i'm down like 50%. ideally i'd be packing a pair of melons and a twenty pound sausage but life is cruel that way.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*me, the most desirable predator in the world, a three foot tall fat rabbit who digests anything that enters him in fifteen seconds*:
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SnakesArePerfect @snakesareperfect.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fatal preys have an innate desire to exit this world from a preds innards. Living life is simply wasting time until a pred decides their life is no longer worth living. Being successful never truly interested them. No other desire comes close to being nothing but a filling fling for a hungry pred.
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 07/06/2025
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Moohud Kurzweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a neurodivergent person, I activate my Aura of Flame and passively deal 12 Fire damage per second to enemies within 3 feet of me. This also increases my Threat generation by a significant amount. I can have only one Aura active at a time.
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Punk 🐺⭐️ @biggbadstarwolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Commission for Anonymous] Artisanal Cat showing off his BIG gurgling belly ~ 🫧
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a coloring process that lets me take my M Spaint doodles and turn them into postable FA quality gunk.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom Nook. A very well hung tanuki, yes yes.
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NoNo (COMMS OPEN) @nonoisfatty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yamper throwing it back
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trashdrawy @trashdrawy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stitch with the BIG BADONKER >:3
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Antimatter Tomato @hakkenmidori.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Exploration
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The Murrcat @hypnohepcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Self-Care
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom Nook. A very well hung tanuki, yes yes.
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Kaikou @kaihartsia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sketched a Chips&Mac strip after a loooooong while.
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his fat doughy cheeks @drgnburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fun idea: putting you in a gloryhole by way of the fat gut of the guy that digested you (featuring @catterson.bsky.social, who is very prone to ending up in here)
an engorged dragon gut surges out of a hole in a wall, many loads dripping from the deep navel. a tattoo/sticker of a snow leopards face sits dead center on the gut between tallymarks. his glasses and collar rest around the gut that claimed their owner.
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earflop @earflop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Illustration of two rabbits hugging, captioned "I never thought I could be loved this way." One rabbit offers a warm embrace and the other is surprised and reluctant.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i mean my style of Nook is already pretty unrecognizable. it wouldn't take much to claim him.
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everything you HATE @creepsterrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can you at least shower if you’re gonna do that
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big thing i'm doing wrong with my art is that i need to find things to fall in love with i'm caught in a death spiral right now. i hate the world and my media diet reinforces my hatred. to put out anything worthwhile, i have to love something. obsessively, compulsively, fanatically.
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Virlexx @jodyfloatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More ZangZel on pile
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ ACFI, BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
music trend going on lately, which is "create an Undertale/Deltarune Style Bop for an IP with an old video game". so you've probably seen me post "Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom: Vs. Patrick", or "Toy Story for the Nintendo DS: Vs. Woody", or today's "The Simpsons Bart's Nightmare: Vs. Homer".
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CEO of Hung Nerds @sadtomato.hyper.wang · 28/09/2026
He’s really "excited" to see you~
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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 28/09/2026
"how is typhlosion able to learn earthquake?" have u seen a single typhlosion fursona
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was talking fashion and gender expression with my partner and we talked about outfits we imagine and i doodled them
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i mean my style of Nook is already pretty unrecognizable. it wouldn't take much to claim him.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
big questions for a reclaimed Tom Nook: - what aspects do I change about the design. tail maybe? - how do I come up with a more perfect name than Tom Nook? - basically just shredding any value the character has because his appeal in my art is built directly off of our shared knowledge of Tom Nook.
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Pig Puppy! (🔜BFC) @curiouscoobah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"...and the furtive croix... so easily snuggled."
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ah the furtive croix
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every Forge Paladin is given a cursed artifact they must quest to purify. Nook has been taking his time. he seems to have developed an affinity for his artifact, and strangely... ... wherever he travels on his quest, people seem to mysteriously vanish.
Tom Nook, nude, laying down and resting his head on his paw, hairy scrotum exposed with a ring around it. He's smoking a cigarette.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
posting up some typhlosion since i haven't been able to sit down and draw recently
Croix, a chubby rabbit, holds his boyfriend's tongue in his paw. The typhlosion has a very long tongue, it's glowingly hot the closer it gets to his mouth. He is much larger and looking at his partner with smoldering interest.The chubby rabbit holds his partner's tongue in both paws. He's getting coated in slobber and licking the typhlosions tongue. He thinks to himself that it's very spicy, as represented by some hot peppers in his thought bubble.
The typhlosion seems pleased watching the steam rise off of his partner.Croix deep throats the tongue, unable to take it all the way to the base. His thought bubble looks like fiery static, it must be unbearably hot to have all of that tongue deep inside, and he seems to be rubbing his penis while he slurps and sucks on it.
The typhlosion looks very pleased.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
www.furaffinity.net/view/60906346/ Went to the mall today, Stitch was everywhere. I love that they've pivoted to focusing on Stitch being hypersexual though, and normalizing hypersexuality. And they're not shy about the fact that his ballsack tenses up when he squirts. Alt text for more details.
Stitch in an inner tube, with his thick sheath and pursed hairy testicles on full display, as they normally are in all of his artwork.A cup with Stitch experiencing a really satisfying orgasm on it. His fat blue hairy ballsack is all scrunched up trying to push all of his sperm out of his dick, and he's really loving it.Stitch just masturbating, licking his own penis. This one appears to be some type of alarm clock. It might be to help gooners stay regular with stimming their cock, Stitch will remind them.A posterboard of Stitch having finished, coated in his own sperm, and also it looks like the camera got all sticky when they were doing the photoshoot. This was over a bunch of his shirts, where as you can expect, he was masturbating in each of them.
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Croix S. Almer @tehweenus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
www.furaffinity.net/view/60074557/ doing my community service and providing my followers with horse rimming
Croix literally providing oral sex to a horse's anus, and he looks proud of it. He wants you to watch. It looks stinky and he's just doing it in broad daylight. He's so fucking fat, and holding a huge pair of horse testicles while he kisses horse ass.
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