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Aidan aka. S. Park

@sparkblade.bsky.social
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Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 55m
It is the last day of September, which means it's time to begin A Night In The Lonesome October, for those who enjoy reading it day-by-day. (If you don't know it, it's a wonderfully weird book by Roger Zelazney that folks basically every "classic" horror monster, villain, and trope into one story.)
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1h
I tried to draw "big alicorn Unico" so many times when I was five or six, and I was SO FRUSTRATED that I couldn't get him right. But he was stuck in my head forever, along with the coolness of the cute little guy secretly being POWERFUL.
A bassinet, containing a baby unicorn with pink hair. He is excessively cute.A white winged unicorn flies forward with a serious and urgent expression, a small child clinging to his mane.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1h
This all sounds DELIGHTFUL! :D ...and also like my story will fit right in because winged vampire cat having a truly frightful time. Also there are pirates.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1h
This is my new favorite thing. :D Love her!
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🫜Prof Emily🫜 @professoremily.bsky.social · 21h
Hey everyone! This October I'm hosting #Conlangity, a game about fictional languages! The goal is to help total newbies craft a conlang that is realistic & usable! It will hopefully be accessible to non-linguist people, but it won't be for the faint of heart. Prepare for a challenge! MORE INFO👇🧵
Prompt list for #Conlangity, a game for building a fictional language! Hosted by @professoremily.bsky.social. Light yellow text printed in two columns over an orange background showing a faint photo of a large open dictionary.

1. CULTURE: Name & speakers of your language
2. SOUNDS: Basic sounds or units of speech
3. SOUNDS: Rare/never used sounds
4. SOUNDS: Rules of pronunciation, emphasis & tone
5. CULTURE: How did your language develop & what is it for?
6. VOCAB: greetings/farewells

7. GRAMMAR: Word order
8. GRAMMAR: Compound words, prefixes & suffixes
9. GRAMMAR: Noun modification (number, case, gender, articles)
10. VOCAB: Words/phrases about relationships

11. GRAMMAR: Pronouns
12. GRAMMAR: Descriptive words
13. VOCAB: Words/phrases about location and direction

14. GRAMMAR: Verbs
15. GRAMMAR: Verb conjugation & other variations
16. GRAMMAR: Verbals (infinitives, gerunds, participles)
17. VOCAB: Words/phrases about time

18. GRAMMAR: Prep-/Postpositions
19. GRAMMAR: Negations & Comparisons
20. VOCAB: Words for numbers

21. GRAMMAR: Subordinate Clauses
22. GRAMMAR: Asking questions, giving commands, speaking in hypotheticals
23. VOCAB: Words/phrases about food & drinks

24. GRAMMAR: Common abbreviations & mutations
25. VOCAB: Common slang, idioms, cursing
26. VOCAB: Words/phrases about animals and plants

27. VOCAB: Words or phrases that a tourist would need to know
28. CULTURE: A word with an interesting etymology
29. CULTURE: Writing system

30. VOCAB CHALLENGE: Translate song lyrics into your language
31. FREE DAY: Something that wasn’t covered/how you plan to use the language in your work?
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 21h
When you click the wrong thing and reblog a post you were trying to comment on. Oops.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 21h
I really should rummage something up. With my copious free time, obviously.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23h
Oh this is neat! Makes sense, too.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23h
This is part of why all the "discourse" around this book PISSES me off. It's fine to not like it. Hell, it's fine to outright loathe it. But EVERY person I've seen critique it negatively has judged it as OBJECTIVELY awful. As "bad." As "Kingfisher shouldn't have written it." They can FUCK OFF.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23h
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? The full sized version of this, but then my mom ruined it. I still would love a replacement, but alas, I could only find this post card version.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the creature, in this scenario. :D
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
:DDDDD His little expressions, omg.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kinda surreal how taking a little pill can change how you think and feel? Anyway, on a new anti-depressant, and I suspect starting it triggered a bout of mania, but not a bad one, and then instead of crashing HARD into depression after, I've been...almost "normal" since then? WEIRD A.F.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pain au chocolate. Because it has "pain" in there, lol, but also because it's a tiny bit decadant and fancy, but still "common." Which is Adrien to a T. He dresses and acts like a lord, but he so isn't.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amazing
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Foxfeather Zenkova @foxfeather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s wildlife rehab loot box contained: • 1 mildly offended juvenile eagle He’s here for emergency care after a car strike, but he would like to file a formal complaint about the Uber ride, packaging, delivery, and bedside manner. One star to all. 🪶
A disgruntled juvenile bald eagle with one wing dropped, sitting in a cardboard box for transport
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It rained yesterday, which meant it was a good time to take a photo of the state of the garden. The rain makes all the rocks look even nicer! Especially the "rainbow" cobbles I got to go around the desert area. <3
A photo of a gray rainy day, and a small front yard, with a rainbow "don't tread on me" flag to one side. The yard has various logs, rocks, etc. that do look nice in the rain, as well as some ugly weed barrier yet to be covered and some patches of shaggy grass yet to be ripped out.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, @jordanis.bsky.social We have nowhere to put it, but on the other hand, we probably could replace the one we have.... :D
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Tam||maT @tamvmat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yes totally I'd love this! And oldschool ink illustrations! Let's gooo!!
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my favorite dinosaurs!
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adrien is reading. Books of dubiously moral magic sometimes, but also sometimes other things. Death doesn'tknow what "fun" is. Though eventually "spending time with Dance" starts to clue her in, and is her preferred relaxation activity.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ROCK. This is the basalt pillar I ended up with. It's not what I wanted, but on the other hand, you can sit on it! So that's nice.
A gravel covered garden bed with two poppy plants, bordered in rounded river rock, but also bordered by one LARGE nearly cube-shaped chunk of basalt, rough on the sides and cut smooth and flat on top.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Artist! Quote with your most cursed artwork 🖤 (I couldn't decide which one was more cursed, so I included both. TW: cancer wasp, blood, way too many boobs and vulvas. Or maybe just the right amount, I dunno.)
A wasp that has human eyes in addition to wasp eyes and cancerous growths on it, is eating something small and indistinct, red blood dripping from it, to circle a drain, which overlaps an image of the runes and candles of some ritual circle.A more literal human centipede, which is to say a pen and ink drawing of a woman whose body has been copy-pasted and distorted in an unnatural way that makes her shaped like a millipede but still made of soft flesh.
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Blue @kaylaskritterz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can anyone recommend an industrial sewing machine? I need one that has a walking foot and can have the presser foot raised pretty high. Something like a Juki Lu-1508ns but preferably not a machine that costs 3-4k like that one....if I won the lottery I'd have one, always wanted a Juki.
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👏 Register to vote 👏 Verify your voter registration *and* polling place. Make a plan to vote, and cast your ballot early and in-person if you can. (Early voting begins on 10/19 in TX) Make sure others are prepared as well. Drive people to the polls if you can.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are some IPs where I would take, oh, $500 to write a short (50k words) novel, lol. I mean, I write fanfic for free! Writing to contract is more work! But still...
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol. Luke can take a hell of a punch, but Adrien gets run through more than once during the story. Vampires! :D Although they *can* be killed...
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Artists! QPR some WIP pieces! Don’t clean up your canvas, let’s see that process! 🪡
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hopefully I'm not posting too much today. Here's both a plant AND a rock! The place with the basalt also had Japanese granite sculptures and other carved stuff, so I nabbed this granite bonsai tray. And the nursery had the perfect already-shaped rosemary to put in!
A light-gray "box" made from a solid slab of granite. Inside is a short, stubby rosemary seedling, the thin layer of dirt it's planted in covered in fine, rough gravel. It's all atop coarse, round river gravel, and next  to a planter box full of strawberries and some hexagonal concrete pavers.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another fun and unexpected nursery find: pink variegated sorrel! It just said "oxalis" on the tag, but it could be oxalis pes-caprae, judging by the look of it? There are LOTS of sorrel species, though, so who knows? I'll get a better idea when it flowers.
A photo of a tiny pot with a plant showing pink stems and three-leaf clusters of dark green and pink.  Also next to it is a fairly lush catnip plant, and a bit of a vanilla orchid vine.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While I was getting ROCKS yesterday, I also stopped off at a nursery for some azaleas. And of course I took a full look around. LOOK WHAT THEY HAD?! I've never seen an orchid with varigated leaves before! Had to snap it up, lol.
A photo of a hand holding an orchid in a white porcelain cup against a white wall. The orchid has leaves with light yellow stripes down the edges, as well as flowers in pale pink with dense hot-pink spots.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Philly area people especially, but anybody who's visited or who wants to can join in!
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not sure I HAVE boundaries. Er. "Drawing our characters fucking will never make me fuck you" I guess? "No AI?" Obvious stuff that I guess isn't obvious to everyone. PLEASE DRAW MY OCS YES I AM DOWN WITH THAT. :D I like attention, okay? And art is SUCH a gift. I understand the effort it takes.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at my magnificent rock! It is 14" tall and obviously almost that wide, so over a cubic foot of basalt. It weighs probably over 200lbs, though I have no way to actually weigh it. The seller loaded it into a car with a forklift, and I got it where it is now all by myself! :D I am so proud!
A photo of a bit of garden, mostly covered in gravel, bordered by rounded river rock, but with one CUBE of basalt, rough and natural on four sides (actually a bit of a trapezoid) and perfectly flat on the top. There are two poppy plants in the background, derived from California poppies, but in pink and salmon rather than the usual orange and yellow.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Spite the haters" is a great motivation. Totally unrelated, I'm off to order T. Kingfisher's Asterion book. I've never even played the game! I only know who he is because of a Hades crossover (Vampire/God of Blood = fun times.) Doing it anyway, though, for...reasons.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Adrien has had enough of "spooky" type things to last a lifetime. (And he's a vampire, so the spooky is always with him, lol.) Cider is off the table, but a leaf walk with Luke, his boyfriend, is exactly the kind of thing he'd love. It's almost what the book ends with, sorta-kind. :3
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another one of my Struggle Poppies has bloomed. I think all three did? This is probably some kind of metaphor. They're months late, and scraggly and tiny, and yet they made it. I hope this one sets seed, I love the color, and they're so tenacious!
A bench with various tools and sad, sad little plants on and around it. One of those is a scraggly poppy that somehow has one pinkish purple flower.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More people should do this! Sure it's fun to analyze the original work and build scenarios grounded in what could actually work. But it's ALSO fun to take off to la-la land in your own preferred direction and not worry about it.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone needs snails. Although I do prefer them on artwork to on my basil. Lol.
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Nambroth @nambroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Eastern Bluebird Diamond" 4"x4" oil painting on board I'm so fortunate to have bluebirds nesting next to my house, and they usually raise two broods.
An oil painting of a male Eastern Bluebird in flight, zipping over a green patch as he hunts for invertebrates for his nestlings. The artist watermark reads: Copyright 2026 Jennifer Miller "Nambroth" featherdust dot com
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I discovered today that the "bronze" natural basalt hex columns I want are imported, and nobody has them right now, because of course the Cheeto in Chief had to ruin even my landscaping plans. Boo.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oooo! This looks very cool
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's actually a major plot point in Dragon's Blood, that Adriend is bisexual, and not entirely comfortable with it. He's not even religious, so the church condemnation of it *shouldn't* matter, but these things are never simple, are they?
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Progress! There is MULCH! I still need a few more rocks and to spread out the gravel. And I need a LOT more mulch, lol. But we're getting...to the point where the gardening starts. It'll hopefully look "good" by spring.
A photo of a yard covered in weed barrier, rocks, logs, mulch, and some grass.  A few other plants.  A neighbor's boring lawn in the background.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like the ones that write themselves are often my BEST work? I mean, Blood Choice is far from an amazing book, but it's still a good read 20 years later, imho, unlike most of what I did at the time. And I wrote it in a haze of "YES, AND THEN THIS, AND..." total flow state, in just a week.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I vibe with this! Today I have to: -get another 200lbs of rocks -un-pick stitches on an imp's hairdo -clear-coat a box for steam engine parts I decorated -start an illustration of animals having a tea party -maintain goober-child's existence -not be eaten by brain weasels (sanity already gone)
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is very cool. <3 Also man, that accent brings me back. I lived in Ireland for a year and a half! It's SUCH a wonderful country, and they've acted in immense solidarity with other oppressed people, because they still remember what it was like.
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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WELP. I was pausing buying new shirts, but I NEED the "I'll sleep when I'm dead" shirt. I gotta go poke my bank account and see if I can justify it.
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