Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Fascism depends on the image of the leading strong-men being aspirational. The more embarrassing you make it to be like them, the more supporters melt away to pretend they never liked them, honest. 071
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026lol I knew she'd hook you like a cartoon on the smell of pie 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jesus Christ.static.klipy.comSonic Says That's No GoodAlt: Sonic Says That's No Good 000
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have a high res monitor and like zooming in on details, but I don't lose out nearly so much as you guys lose out getting pirated. Then again, I'm old enough to have browsed VCL on dialup. Maybe I just never got over thinking of a high res file as an unexpected treat instead of normal. 110
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hmmm. Southern states trying to sue northern states over the northern states' laws that undermine the southern states' attempts to control their non-white-male population... I'm sure I've heard this one before somewhere... 040
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026...and I would jork 500 more Just to be the man who jorked a thousand Years or least til I'm too sore 020
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Having the butt of all those jokes in the college football forums get his dumb, lying ass elected senator sure evoked some kind of feelings. 011
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The hyena thing makes my whole body pucker up, cause it gets coupled with decades of nature documentaries depicting hyenas as the villains to the lions. I'm just... Bro do you not see what you're doing? 020
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I believe you may have been an unwitting participant in a performance art piece. 240
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yes, *every* D&D character is probably someone working out some kind of issues, why do you ask? 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love playing a paladin. You're useful for one thing, and it's always easy to tell whether you've done enough. If you're both still standing, you're not done yet. That's the job. 110
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Possibly they're trying to rehab it of its desire to hang out with humans. 000
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026She's afflicted with cuteitis. It's like seeing a grumbly cat, you just kinda want to mess with them more. In both cases, you risk bleeding. 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Find myself or find strange new worlds? Well, only one of those two comes with a snazzy jumpsuit 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That's how long it'll take the news of it to make it to CNN :P 000
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I would say it's good enough at coding to shortly ensure there are no jobs for newbies and give us an 'oh shit everyone is retiring or dying' in computer science in 30-40 years. 1160
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don't. Is it just to save you from having to put in an "or"? In case that made your script one byte too big or slightly too readable? 100
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Is it less environmentally friendly tho? Your local vulture club disagrees. 110
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Does it make you want to fly away? To the Milky Way? Or even Mars? 020
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026IIRC the in-game text on the tech tree does *not* make it obvious how customizable appearance is with that thing. Very easy to think it only applies to something you weren't interested in. 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You erode down to expose the actual bones of the goddamn mountains, you're gonna get some nameless things slithering out. 0100
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Somehow I think this is the first time I've seen a loooong digitigrade heeled shoe. 080
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Every time I hear it I'm reminded of how little people actually listen to each other and to what's coming out of their own mouths. Their brains just grab whatever words have vaguely the right shape. 020
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It drives me kinda nuts cause I know where it comes from. You used to hear people say "like I could care less". And then people mushed that in their head with "I couldn't care less" and we got the current situation. 121
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The only frustrating part about having Ron Wyden as a senator is that I can't join the rest of the Internet in yelling at my senator because he's already in the middle of the right Internet policy decision. All I can do is send the occasional attaboy to his office. 4221
Reposted by JordanisChris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Every studio I have worked in could tell you the cost of an artist day. None of them could tell me the cost of a decision that got reversed six months later. That gap explains most of what is currently happening with AI in game production." www.productionalchemist.com/p/inever-see...productionalchemist.comI Have Never Seen a Game Fail Because the Artists Were Too SlowAI is optimising the cheapest part of production 071
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026youtu.be/5Y7ZZsOS4O4?...youtu.beOldelaf et Monsieur D - Le Café (Clip Officiel)YouTube video by Roy Music 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026All art is in conversation with its predecessors, whether the artist wants it to be or not. 200
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh my god, Doruk. I haven't seen your art in years. I thought you were good *before*... 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I keep that voice quiet by promising it I'll build a proper and ethical big cat sanctuary if I ever win the lottery and then not telling it I don't play the lottery. It's just a big kitty... 020
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Anime or manga? It keeps popping up on my radar but I haven't watched/read any yet. 110
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Now you can eat your passwords in defiance when the KGB captures you and gets out the rubber hose! 010
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Oh, that would do it. Very elaborate way to remind me that I'm too online lol. 150
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I personally figure this must be some kind of neurodivergence vs neurotypical thing, cause I feel the same way as you. 4240
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Saw the thumbnail, wondered how the Animaniacs were going to be an engineering disaster. 000
Reposted by JordanisThe Voice of Dog Podcast @thevoice.dog · 12/06/2026Emily was born and raised on Mars, where on paper morphs and humans are equals, but in reality there are opportunities available to humans that just aren't options for most morphs. Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Coffee and Free-fall” by @sparkblade.bsky.social #FurryLit #Pridethevoice.dogThe Voice of Dog: “Coffee and Free-fall” by S. Park (part 1 of 2)Emily was born and raised on Mars, where on paper morphs and humans are equals, but in reality there are opportunities available to humans that just aren't options for most morphs. Such as transition.... 2179
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I'm picking on leadership specifically for a reason, yeah. 070
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Mormons were very, very good cold warriors because of how upset leadership was about being locked out of proselytizing in the Soviet bloc. This gave the leadership a little taste of acceptance and has fueled a longstanding delusion that they'll be accepted as 'normal' any day now. 1281
Jordanis @jordanis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Another chapter in the continuing saga of LDS leadership trying to pretend evangelicals don't hate them and that they have a chance of sitting at the Cool Kids Table. 170
