Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 1hjp RT on a take only a 700 year old man could have about baseball hits like heroin straight to the brainstem 082
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 1hya know what, forget "complaining." talking about it at all as if that was anything more than like 8 people with podcasts 030
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 4hfrankly, we went too far in the 1930s by letting them play at night at all 021
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 19hBAH BAH BAH buh buh badadadada BAH BAH BAH buh buh badadadada boo doo doo doo doo dododododo boo doo doo doo doo dododododo 120
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 20has a jew, i find it highly antisemitic you would presume to speak for me 110
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21htheres only one way to solve this: gonna report you both for antisemtism and we'll see who gets banned 140
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21hwell of course it goes without saying my entire bottom half would be absolutely soaked in my own piss 010
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21hmlb players love swinging at fastballs a foot above the zone. i would just not do that if i were them 110
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 22hi just don't respect posting enough to hit an extra key most of the time 180
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23hhe better invite us to hang out and get inadvisably stoned at his hawaii estate 120
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23hive spent so much of my life trying to explain to non deadheads that the particular species of guy i am is more closely related to them than it is to someone who can name a single moe. song 130
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026when i'm on a website filling out some form and then a little pop up gets in the way and makes me click on the wrong thing and takes me to a totally new page? that's just terrific. think we should find a way to make that process even more delayed than it already is so that i lose even more progress 070
Reposted by JordanZach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I interviewed producer Ben Vaughn about what it was like to produce Ween's country album and recruit legendary Nashville session musicians to play on songs like "Piss Up a Rope." This interview gets deep into Ween lore—here's the full Q&A:tunabassoons.substack.com"When They Said We Want to Make a Country Album, My Answer Was: Which Country?”: The Making of Ween’s Country CurveballA long conversation about Ween’s ‘12 Golden Country Greats’ with the guy who produced it. 65312
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I remember when this first came out one reviewer was like "hmm, disappointing that pynchon has nothing to say about our current situation" and now that I'm like 2/3 through i have to wonder if that person knows how to read 150
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ok but did you hear it's more correct than another movie? That's how we decide which movies are best, right? 030
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You think I'm gonna put pants on just to take a picture of a book I'm moving from one room to another? 010
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026my backlog of Thicc Books is very literally piling up but I think this one's gonna be next 120
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026wow thomas pynchon also calling me a genius with perfect taste 550
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the boldest and most innovative feature of the trop is definitely the field being completely surrounded by chafing dishes 020
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm ok with teams being allowed to challenge more than one thing in a given play but I think if they get any of them wrong then they should lose the entire challenge 010
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the state of ohio has brought me nothing but disappointment 030
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I swear to god these inning breaks are 10 fucking minutes long 010
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'll say this about james hetfield: he might be the only person in history who looks worse without a horseshoe mustache 040
Reposted by Jordanleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened 241813171
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026🚨🚨 CHEERWINE ON MAD MEN I REPEAT THEY'RE DRINKING CHEERWINE ON MAD MEN 🚨🚨 030
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026man I had like 5 of these in middle school. Also really loved dilbert at the time. 11 year old me couldn't get enough jokes about hr and middle management 050
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026extremely offensive that you would suggest an ashkenazi jew would need such a text but I guess this is just another example of the rampant antisemitism in this country 160
Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026cashier at the book store was really impressed with my choice of book #book #taste #TheyreCallingMeTheGreatestGeniusInHistory 2110
Reposted by JordanThe “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026gonna score a touchdown and let out one of those Bob Weir screams in Estimated Prophet bsky.app/profile/fras... 0121