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Jordan

@jordanfreiman.bsky.social
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People think they know what they want but they generally dont. Sometimes if they're lucky they'll get it anyways.

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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 1h
jp RT on a take only a 700 year old man could have about baseball hits like heroin straight to the brainstem
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 1h
ya know what, forget "complaining." talking about it at all as if that was anything more than like 8 people with podcasts
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 1h
complaining about the dirtbag left in 2026
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 4h
i understood
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 4h
frankly, we went too far in the 1930s by letting them play at night at all
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 4h
counterpoint: remove all existing domes. RETVRN
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 6h
what a picture
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 17h
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 19h
BAH BAH BAH buh buh badadadada BAH BAH BAH buh buh badadadada boo doo doo doo doo dododododo boo doo doo doo doo dododododo
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 19h
time to leave blake snell in for another few batters
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 20h
makes me laugh every time
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 20h
as a jew, i find it highly antisemitic you would presume to speak for me
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21h
theres only one way to solve this: gonna report you both for antisemtism and we'll see who gets banned
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21h
well of course it goes without saying my entire bottom half would be absolutely soaked in my own piss
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21h
mlb players love swinging at fastballs a foot above the zone. i would just not do that if i were them
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 21h
good post imo
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 22h
i just don't respect posting enough to hit an extra key most of the time
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23h
he better invite us to hang out and get inadvisably stoned at his hawaii estate
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23h
chemex coffee maker...no surprises in there!
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 23h
ive spent so much of my life trying to explain to non deadheads that the particular species of guy i am is more closely related to them than it is to someone who can name a single moe. song
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WE GOT HIM
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
when i'm on a website filling out some form and then a little pop up gets in the way and makes me click on the wrong thing and takes me to a totally new page? that's just terrific. think we should find a way to make that process even more delayed than it already is so that i lose even more progress
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I interviewed producer Ben Vaughn about what it was like to produce Ween's country album and recruit legendary Nashville session musicians to play on songs like "Piss Up a Rope." This interview gets deep into Ween lore—here's the full Q&A:
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"When They Said We Want to Make a Country Album, My Answer Was: Which Country?”: The Making of Ween’s Country Curveball
A long conversation about Ween’s ‘12 Golden Country Greats’ with the guy who produced it.
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I remember when this first came out one reviewer was like "hmm, disappointing that pynchon has nothing to say about our current situation" and now that I'm like 2/3 through i have to wonder if that person knows how to read
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes.
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
my longest HELL I COULD EAT ever
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ok but did you hear it's more correct than another movie? That's how we decide which movies are best, right?
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
place is kind of a mess rn
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm in my home
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You think I'm gonna put pants on just to take a picture of a book I'm moving from one room to another?
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
how deep does this go......
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
my backlog of Thicc Books is very literally piling up but I think this one's gonna be next
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wow thomas pynchon also calling me a genius with perfect taste
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the boldest and most innovative feature of the trop is definitely the field being completely surrounded by chafing dishes
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm ok with teams being allowed to challenge more than one thing in a given play but I think if they get any of them wrong then they should lose the entire challenge
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the state of ohio has brought me nothing but disappointment
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I swear to god these inning breaks are 10 fucking minutes long
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll say this about james hetfield: he might be the only person in history who looks worse without a horseshoe mustache
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Metallica's agenda, as we all know, is love
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🚨🚨 CHEERWINE ON MAD MEN I REPEAT THEY'RE DRINKING CHEERWINE ON MAD MEN 🚨🚨
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
man I had like 5 of these in middle school. Also really loved dilbert at the time. 11 year old me couldn't get enough jokes about hr and middle management
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well when you're a hammer...
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
extremely offensive that you would suggest an ashkenazi jew would need such a text but I guess this is just another example of the rampant antisemitism in this country
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Warlock
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
cashier at the book store was really impressed with my choice of book #book #taste #TheyreCallingMeTheGreatestGeniusInHistory
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
gonna score a touchdown and let out one of those Bob Weir screams in Estimated Prophet bsky.app/profile/fras...
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you really do gotta love sports
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
shoulda just let the hurricane have it
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