Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 26/06/2025these is a distinct personality disorder present in AMC A-Listers and i have it 040
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 25/05/2025the way i live by this sage advice to this day like girl fr do NOT make unnecessary journeys do notttt take risks on treacherous roads i be sayin!! 1131
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 25/05/2025so sweet of him to rescue this man from a hostage situation 🥺 1100
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Alexander Skarsgård in Murderbot more like Murderthispussybot 190
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Finally watched the latest episode of The Last Of Us and was so eviscerated i’ve been crying for the last hour 040
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 20/05/2025rewatching all of the Final Destinations before i see Bloodlines and i love how this universe paints Death as an extremely petty and spiteful omnipotent drama queen with a dark sense of humor who fucking HATES having to show up in person to work overtime 0132
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 17/05/2025the fact i get a notification for every like on here piss me off so bad ITS SO GHETTO IN HERE 240
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 17/05/2025got a dress in mail that was so steven universe enby coded that i dropped it out of shock like it was acidic 0130
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 07/04/2025ur man up late making extra pots of this body tea 0180
Reposted by Jordan BlokSkully Has Rots @sullyhasthots.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Fuck I love my girl so much @jordanblok.bsky.social 1341
Reposted by Jordan BlokDansparce @dansparce.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Me in the national security group chat 0386
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Girl this app is the corniest place I’ve ever seen in my life like Steven Universe profile pic corny nobody’s comin here until y’all wash the gif reply off your spirit 4140
Reposted by Jordan BlokTyler Dinucci @tylerdinucci.bsky.social · 22/01/2025they’re posting resisty, cringe memes of the bishop on my discover tab here. people aren’t moving here until there’s a de-Warrenization of the vibes. 4334
Reposted by Jordan BlokRashida @evilrashida.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Sorry all this terrible stuff happening and it’s like yes it’s always been awful but it’s like normal shit I legit can’t even do now so I’m obviously really upset and don’t want here anything “positive” that’s not a cashapp notification I’m so serious Lmao 0222
Reposted by Jordan Bloksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025please leave your screams at the beep 23628141
Reposted by Jordan BlokRashida @evilrashida.bsky.social · 21/01/2025“Yeah people are going to die” 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 1182
Reposted by Jordan BlokChris Trottier @atomicpoet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It’s inevitable that Lina Khan would resign now that Trump is elected. But she was the best FTC chair in a generation. www.reuters.com/world/us/bid...reuters.comBiden's US FTC chair to resign commission in coming weeks, memo saysLina Khan, who until Monday was an aggressive enforcer of antitrust law as the head of the U.S. Federal Trade Commission under former President Joe Biden, will resign from the commission in the coming weeks, she told staff in a memo. 011
Reposted by Jordan Blokslickfaggot on twitter @thexfiles.bsky.social · 21/01/2025her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX 112121222122
Reposted by Jordan BlokFilm Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Robert Eggers’ next film ‘WERWULF’ will be a werewolf horror-thriller set in 13th century England. Set to release on Christmas 2026. 514926
Reposted by Jordan Bloklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/01/2025way too many people still see follower count as a status symbol of prestige or importance when it's really better understood as the unfortunate, burdensome side effect of trying too hard to make like 8 specific people laugh 1057539830
Reposted by Jordan BlokMorgan Tingley @mwtingley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this 597344137688
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 03/01/2025just rented Kraven. it’s a holiday play with my pussy day 🎉 0140
Reposted by Jordan BlokHasanTheHun (automated mirror) @hasanabirepeater.bsky.social · 29/12/2024im gay now 3345726
Reposted by Jordan BlokTyler Dinucci @tylerdinucci.bsky.social · 26/12/2024from the mom’s perspective, Tim Allen seems legitimately insane in The Santa Clause (I haven’t seen this movie in almost 30 years) 3361
Reposted by Jordan BlokCerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024That's fucking depressing... 452361863
Reposted by Jordan BlokThatOtherDrake @thatotherdrake.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Selena Gomez album delayed 1525
Reposted by Jordan BlokCEREBRO @cerebrocast.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Lady Deathstrike Christmas, Zalagang! In Episode 117 of CEREBRO, @connorgoldsmith.bsky.social and fan favorite guest @jordanblok.bsky.social go under the knife with Yuriko Oyama, the diabolical Lady Deathstrike! open.spotify.com/episode/5Sva...open.spotify.comEpisode 117: Yuriko Oyama (feat. Jordan Blok) — Part One: A Lady Deathstrike ChristmasCEREBRO · Episode 38718
Reposted by Jordan BlokSasha Darling PHD, MD, DSL @sashadarling.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I made a gingerbread panopticon 384258184499
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Made a White Wine Miso Braised Pot Roast with Fried Sage Honeybutter Rolls for xmas eve dinner. Y’all….I freaked it 1160
Reposted by Jordan Blok"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 24/12/2024not santa leaving claw marks and saliva all over the front door since we sealed up the chimney... your ass is banished freak 047845
Jordan Blok @jordanblok.bsky.social · 23/12/2024playing and singing My Turn by SZA back to back at such a volume I know my whole block thinks I’m going through some REAL real shit 030
Reposted by Jordan BlokDr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 09/12/2024Lmao they're so scared, this is deranged 33468631934
